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CraftyMinecrafters

best, comfort, CraftyMinecrafters, Essentials, Favorite, Happiness, indulgence, Investment, Lifestyle, luxury, middle of the year, Purchases, quality of life, satisfaction, self improvement, self love, self-care, Top Picks, treat yourself, well-being, wellness

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6749
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4291	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible! Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle, building houses out of giant marshmallows, and fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a rubber chicken!

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We have secret treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…potatoes? Hey, you never know when a potato might come in handy in a Minecraft world!

But that’s not all – we also have a special potion that turns you into a unicorn for 24 hours. Imagine prancing around the server with a rainbow mane and sparkly hooves! Who wouldn’t want to be a majestic unicorn in Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to unicorns, in which case, maybe sit this one out.

HandsomeCraft

Appearance, attractiveness, beauty, Confidence, good looking, handsome, HandsomeCraft, narcissism, Perception, physical appearance, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-assessment, self-confidence, self-image, self-obsession, self-perception, Vanity

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2773
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Divine Spears Created:	17
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Farms Harvested:	266	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

join our minecraft server and find out if you are too handsome to handle! we have a special mirror block that will show you your true beauty, but be warned, some players have turned into diamonds from the shock of their own attractiveness! come join us and see if you can handle the heat of your own hotness! #mirrorblockmadness #diamondsareforever #minecraftbeauty

Bluerage

Bluerage, boat, Community, Discord, effects, Exploration, Gray, Islands, Minecraft, Ocean, Private, Request, Semi Vanilla, Server, Survival, swim, Underwater structures, Unique, Vanilla, water villages, Whitelist, Without Donate

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1764
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Mines Excavated:	4375
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Void Gems Collected:	12
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Bluerage is different from many other vanilla and semi-vanilla projects. We want to stand out from the crowd of similar servers in this format, and therefore, without the help of mods, we changed certain aspects of survival.

So, the entire server world consists of small islands, water villages, new underwater structures and a huge ocean – players will need to swim across the ocean to start exploring the world. However, it’s not so easy to get into a boat and sail, because beyond the islands the Grayness extends over almost the entire surface of the ocean. Gray makes it difficult for the player to swim: as soon as the player enters the Gray zone, several effects are applied to him that cannot be easily removed with milk. In other aspects, the Bluerage server tries not to deviate from the canons of vanilla servers.

To access our server, you must leave a request on the project’s discord server (discord.gg/esPuhJQYYY)

bluerage.fun:25777

Politics, Gold, and Geopolitics on DiplomaticaMC: The Friendly Server for Minecraft Mayors!

1:500, alliances, building, DiplomaticaMC, dream city, Earth Map, Friendly, Geopolitics, GOLD, Gold Economy, Mayors, Minecraft, Nations, non-p2w, Politics, rare items, Server, smp, society, staff-built dungeons, Top, Towny, Unique Tools

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	796
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	55	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	19	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	diplomaticamc.com
Discord server	discord.gg/eWvxmKDkfG
Dynmap link	TBD
Version	1.20.4

We are currently running a beta for the server that will end on June 15th!

If you are looking for the best towny experience, we have you covered on TerraMC!

Diplomatica is a survival Minecraft server featuring an earth map. On this server, any real-life event can occur. Engage in geopolitics, form alliances, build your dream city, or reach to the top! The creation of nations and society in Minecraft itself is up to your hands. The server features a 1:500 map in which every block will count for 500 meters in real life. The economy runs on the gold ingot standard and is used to create towns and countries via the Towny plugin. There is no upkeep, which means you won’t have to grind every day just to keep your stuff up. Explore custom staff-built dungeons regularly updated/implemented and changed to provide a different experience each time! These dungeons are populated with designed mobs that can give players rare items and unique tools to help them brave the world or sell to other players! With a devoted staff team and player base, the towny fun will never end. Players can support the server by purchasing rank subscriptions in our server store by doing /premium. Prices are cheap and non-P2W. On our discord server, we have a Discord to Minecraft channel where you can stay updated with what’s going on in-game. Our rules, information, and announcements are all there, so if you’re interested in joining, please also join our discord server. All are welcome.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How long is the beta period running for?	The beta period will end on June 15th.
What version is the server running on?	The server is running on version 1.20.4.
What is the server IP?	The server IP is diplomaticamc.com.
How can players support the server?	Players can support the server by purchasing rank subscriptions in the server store.

ZoomerCraft Minecraft Server

4chan, acting black, Black culture, cultural appropriation, cultural influence, digital age, generation z, identity politics, internet culture, Meme culture, millennial behavior, Minecraft, online behavior, online communities, racial appropriation, racial identity, Server, social media, societal perceptions, Stereotypes, youth trends, ZoomerCraft, zoomers

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8869
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Farms Harvested:	925
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone acts like a noob? Well, look no further because our server is filled with zoomers who are obsessed with acting black and black culture! Join us for a wild ride as we build the most lit structures and slay mobs with swag. Plus, you never know when a dance battle might break out in the middle of a PvP match. So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

The Blocky Bed & Breakfast Minecraft Server

(PILOT), AO3, assassin business, Bara, Bed.., Blitzo, blocky, booru, Breakfast, Charlie, creator, Demons, Discord, Episode playlist, FICS, general, hazbin hotel, Heaven, Hell, Helluva Boss, Helluva Hotel, hhg, Hotel, loona, millie, Minecraft, Moxxie, Official Website, overpopulation, Rehabilitation, Server, youtube channel

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6965
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Alien Abductions:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the chaos and hilarity of Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss in blocky form! Join us as we follow Charlie, the princess of Hell, on her quest to rehabilitate demons and reduce overpopulation by opening a hotel. But wait, there’s more! Help Blitzo, Moxxie, Millie, and Loona run their small assassin business in Hell while trying to survive each other’s antics.

Our server is so wild, even the creepers are lining up to check out into Heaven! Dive into the madness with our custom Bara Edition OP Template and experience the ultimate blend of demons, angels, and everything in between.

Join now for a chance to build your own demon empire, battle it out with friends in Helluva Boss-inspired mini-games, and maybe even catch a glimpse of Charlie trying to convince Satan to invest in her hotel. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and let the chaos begin!

RedstoneFlusherCraft

bathroom etiquette, Boundaries, Communication, cultural norms, Empathy, gender, Gender Identity, Gender Roles, hygiene, menstruation, menstruation stigma, Period, period shaming, RedstoneFlusherCraft, relationships, Respect, societal expectations, stigma, Transgender, Trauma, Understanding

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1164
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	1235	Gods Slained:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Zombie Dances:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Villages Defended:	16

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us and experience the thrill of cleaning up virtual blood and toilet paper in our exclusive bathroom-themed world. Forget about building houses or mining for diamonds, here you’ll be challenged to flush the toilet and clean up after yourself in a hilarious twist on the usual Minecraft gameplay.

But that’s not all! Engage in deep conversations with other players about the societal stigma surrounding periods and whether it’s appropriate to ask someone to flush. Dive into the drama and see if you can come out on top as the ultimate period advocate.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild, wacky, and totally absurd adventure like no other!

ToiletWineCraft

fermentation process, forbidden beverages, hidden brewing, homemade alcohol, illegal brewing, improvised brewing, inmate creativity, makeshift alcohol, making wine, prison contraband, prison culture, prison economy, prison life, restricted ingredients, risky behavior, secret stash, toilet brewing, toilet wine, ToiletWineCraft, underground alcohol, unique recipes

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5869
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a unique experience of crafting your own toilet wine just like in prison! Don’t worry about the logistics, we have a special block that combines the powers of a toilet and a wine barrel for all your brewing needs.

Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the underground prison cells, dodging guards and crafting the finest toilet wine known to man. Who needs a bathroom when you can have a winery in your cell?

So come on, join our server and unleash your inner prison winemaker. Just be sure to watch out for the guards – they might want a taste of your forbidden fruit!

VaquitaVoyage Minecraft Server

Animal protection, animal welfare, Biodiversity, conservation, conservation efforts, endangered, endangered animals, Endangered species, Environmental Protection, Expedition, Gulf of California, marine conservation, marine life, marine mammal, mexico, Minecraft, ocean conservation, Server, Sights, vaquita porpoises, VaquitaVoyage, wildlife, wildlife preservation

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4905
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ores Mined:	8296
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

lol wut? come join our minecraft server where we have more vaquita porpoises than Mexico! our underwater world is filled with these rare creatures, you can even ride them like dolphins! we have a secret mission to save the vaquita porpoises from extinction by building them a giant underwater city with tacos and sombreros for everyone! join us now and be a hero for the vaquita porpoises! VIVA LA PORPOISES!

FrozenAssetCraft

crisis management., debt relief, Diplomacy, economic stability, economic support, emergency funding, financial aid, financial assistance, foreign policy, frozen assets, FrozenAssetCraft, G7, geopolitical conflict, global economy, International cooperation, international relations, loan, political tensions, russia, sanctions, Ukraine

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7346
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	390	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Void Gems Collected:	28	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

lol imagine if u could join a minecraft server where u can use frozen russian assets to build ur dream world! like, u can create a giant snow castle made entirely of russian rubles! plus, there’s a secret quest where u have to find all the hidden ice blocks to unlock the $50bn loan for ukraine! join now for the most epic adventure of ur life!