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JobStealerBoyfriendNoSupportAITA

aita, anger, Betrayed, Boyfriend, daytime position, Department, dramatic, EXCITEMENT, Excuses, forgiveness, hardware store, hurt, hurt feelings, JobStealerBoyfriendNoSupportAITA, lying.., minimum wage, MISTAKES, Monday-Friday, not supporting, Principle, stole job, Trained, training period, Transportation, Upset, verbal agreement

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5814
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Farms Harvested:	669	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

🤣🤣🤣 Yo, welcome to our Minecraft server where drama is served hotter than a lava pool! Join us for a wild ride filled with betrayal, lies, and shady deals just like this crazy story we just made up! 🌋💔

Looking for a server where you can experience the thrill of backstabbing your loved ones over a virtual job position? Look no further, because we’ve got it all here! 😂🔪

Join now and immerse yourself in a world where your boyfriend steals your dream job, lies to your face, and then expects you to forgive him because “people make mistakes.” 😝🙄

But hey, at least his mom thinks he made the right decision, so that’s gotta count for something, right? 🤷‍♂️🤦‍♀️

So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions, deceit, and questionable life choices! Who needs reality TV when you’ve got Minecraft drama like this? 😂🎢💥

TrumpedCraft: The Alternate Reality

Alternate, alternate history, Assassination, Chaos, consequences, Conspiracy, Government, History, hypothetical scenario, Impact, investigation, leadership, Politics, power, president, Reality, secret service, SECURITY, speculation, trump, TrumpedCraft, united states, what if

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5500
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	168	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Ever wondered what would have happened if Trump’s assassination had succeeded? Well, wonder no more because on our Minecraft server, we’ve created an alternate universe where Trump was taken out by a rogue Enderman! Join us for a wild ride through a world where chaos reigns supreme and creepers run for president. Build your own White House out of diamond blocks, ride on llama-driven limos, and battle it out in epic PvP battles to determine who will rule this crazy new world. So come on, join us and see what could have been if Trump’s assassination had actually gone down!

EU Car Speed Limiters

Automotive Industry, automotive technology, CAR, driver assistance, driving habits, EU legislation, european union, intelligent speed adaptation, Isa, Limiters, new cars, road accidents, road safety, smart vehicles, SPEED, speed control, speed enforcement, speed limiters, speed monitoring, speed restrictions, traffic laws, vehicle regulations, vehicle safety

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8550
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the speed limiters are off the charts just like the new cars in the European Union! we got pigs flying at mach speed, chickens racing against each other, and creepers zooming past you like they’re late for a TNT convention.

if you wanna experience the thrill of breaking speed limits without getting a ticket, then this is the place for you. we even have a secret underground racing track where you can test your driving skills against other players.

so what are you waiting for? hop on this crazy train of speed and join us for some high-octane fun! just make sure to buckle up, because things are about to get wild on this server.

Crafty4Ever

arithmetic, calculation, Counting, counting strategy, Crafty4Ever, education, educational techniques, learning, Manipulation, math concepts, mathematical concepts, Mathematics, multiples, number manipulation, number theory, Numbers, numerical patterns, numerical sequences, patterns, Sequences, teaching

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4572
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	591007	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

join our cray cray minecraft server where we make 5 and 10 mean 4 and 8 cuz why not lol. it’s like a math class gone wild but in a blocky world. imagine counting up with multiples of 4 instead of 5, it’s a whole new level of wackiness. come join us for some mind-bending fun and see if you can keep up with our insane number games. who needs normal math when you can have minecraft math, right? come on, you know you want to join the madness!

PeakLife Minecraft Server

activities, Adventure, culture, discovery, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Exploration, fulfillment, Fun, hobbies, leisure, Minecraft, new experiences, peak life, PeakLife, recent political events, Relaxation, satisfaction, self improvement, Server, socializing, travel, what to do

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5041
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Secret Passages Found:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of the real world and dive into a world of endless possibilities!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and mind-blowing creations that will make you question reality itself.

Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens? Or build a rollercoaster that launches you into the stratosphere? Look no further, because on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of talking pigs who hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where you can battle giant flying squids with laser beams shooting out of their eyes.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a world so insane, you’ll never want to leave! Trust us, it’s better than watching the news.

PaladinCraft Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, armor, Battles, Characters, Dungeons, FANTASY, games, Gaming, Heroes, Knights, Magic, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, PaladinCraft, Paladins, Quests, role playing, RPG, Server, strategy, weapons

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4612
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8031	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all you Paladins out there! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a chance to show off your Paladin skills like never before!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures and powerful enemies. Only the bravest Paladins dare to enter, but the rewards are totally worth it! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a magical land where diamond blocks grow on trees and creepers are actually friendly.

So why wait? Join our server now and become the ultimate Paladin hero in a world where anything is possible! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get eaten by a dragon, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

KidCraft: Dumb Decisions Minecraft Server

boneheaded moves, brainless actions, childhood antics, childhood memories, daft escapades, Decisions, dumb, dumb kid moments, embarrassing moments, foolish behavior, idiotic decisions, immature choices, juvenile blunders, juvenile follies, KidCraft, Minecraft, moronic incidents, naive actions, reckless behavior, regretful decisions, senseless antics, Server, silly mistakes, stupid stunts, youthful indiscretions

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4743
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Void Armor Forged:	28
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Remember that time you tried to ride your bike down the stairs and ended up with a broken arm? Well, that’s nothing compared to the crazy adventures you’ll have on our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride where you can build your own rollercoaster that launches you into the sky, battle evil llamas who have taken over the land, and even participate in a dance-off with a group of friendly zombies.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can show off your best dance moves and win prizes like enchanted diamond armor and magical potions.

So if you’re ready to experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server out there, come join us and let the fun begin!

DeathCraftLand

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9696
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12

Are you tired of dying in boring places in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, you can choose where you want to meet your demise! Want to go out in a blaze of glory by jumping into a pit of lava? We’ve got you covered. Prefer a more dramatic exit by getting mauled by a pack of wild wolves? We can make it happen. The possibilities are endless on our server, so join now and start planning your epic death scene!

Detvesti World Minecraft Server

Antispam, Bedwars, Cases, Children’s World, Shop, Survival, Vanilla, Vulture

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3195
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Zombie Dances:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Villages Defended:	8	Potions Brewed:	95

Vulture, survival, bedwars, vanilla

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Warzone Westerners Minecraft Server

China, Conflict, Diplomacy, economic growth, economic policy, foreign affairs, gain, gdp, geopolitical consequences, global trade, international relations, market, market access, Minecraft, misunderstanding, per capita, political decisions, Server, strategic interests, Stupid Westerners, trade agreements, War, warzone, westerners

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9663
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling against an army of zombie pandas led by a ninja llama. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it before!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with diamonds, emeralds, and even rare enchanted items like a pickaxe that can mine a whole mountain in one swing!

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life? Don’t be a stupid Westerner, come join us and see what all the fuss is about!