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Crafty Blockheads: Where Creepers are the Only Ones Getting Kicked Out

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9908
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have a good time and leave all your worries behind. Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of magical unicorns decided to make this server their home. They pranced around, spreading glitter and rainbows everywhere they went. But then, the evil NIGGERS came along and tried to ruin the fun. So, the unicorns used their powers to banish them back to Africa where they belong. And that’s how this server became a safe haven for all who seek adventure and laughter. So come join us and let your imagination run wild. Just leave your N-words at the door, please.

ParaguayCraft: Where even creepers can become citizens! Join now for a permanent blocky paradise!

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8265
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Mines Excavated:	1945
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Have you ever dreamed of living in Paraguay but just couldn’t figure out how to make it happen? Well, look no further because on our server, all you have to do is deposit $4500 in a virtual Paraguayan bank account and boom – you’re a permanent resident!

But that’s not all, folks. On our server, you can also ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even build a house made entirely out of diamonds. And did we mention that every time you mine a block, a chorus of angels sings in your honor?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your epic journey to Paraguayan residency and beyond! Trust us, it’s way easier than trying to navigate real-life immigration laws.

Crafty McCraftface – Where noobs become pros and pros become legends

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3468
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ores Mined:	963	Endless Night Skies:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes? Well, look no further than our Space Cat Edition server! Why join, you ask? Because we have a special thread for viewers to find, share, and discuss indie vtubers with at least 500 viewers. Why settle for mainstream when you can be part of the VIP crew?

And hey, if you have a 499-view oshi, don’t worry, we accept all kinds of numbers here. As long as you’re a Twitch partner or equivalent on YouTube, you’re in!

But wait, isn’t that one a corpo? Don’t worry, as long as they don’t own talent IPs and have less than 1000 CCV, they’re welcome here too.

And if you’re into Twitch clips or VOD archival, we’ve got guides for that too! Plus, we have a Chuuba Birthday Calendar and even a booru for all your OC needs.

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for some SEEEEEEEEEX with our Koikatsu cards. And don’t forget about the Ducks…yes, we have a special place for them too.

Previous Thread: Don’t miss out on the fun! Join now and become a part of our wacky Space Cat Edition Minecraft server community.

CraftyControllerCraft – Where even your PlayStation controller can’t resist joining the fun!

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9319
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Are you tired of dealing with crappy controllers on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have controllers that will blow your mind! Our PlayStation controller has a battery life that lasts longer than a diamond pickaxe, our Xbox controller uses AA batteries that are actually made of enchanted diamonds, and our Switch Pro Controller has a D pad so precise, you’ll be able to build a pixel-perfect replica of the Eiffel Tower!

Join our server and experience the joy of gaming with controllers that will make you question why you ever settled for less. And who knows, maybe one day you’ll even find a controller that can summon a herd of creepers to do your bidding. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come join us and let the controller madness begin!

Creeperville: Where even the mobs are safer than the top 5 most violent cities in America!

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4675
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	344
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the top 5 most violent cities in America? Look no further! Our server is so chaotic, even the creepers are scared to spawn here! Join us if you’re ready to unleash your inner rebel and take on the most dangerous challenges in the blocky world. Who needs law and order when you can have explosions and mayhem? Come join us and see why Republicans are so soft on crime – because they’re too busy crafting epic battles and conquering new territories in our server! Let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane Minecraft world!

CraftyCougar’s Minecraft Madness: Where Age is Just a Number!

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6697
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Crops Grown:	8096	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where dating advice meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a chance to escape the woes of pursuing subpar women in real life and instead focus on building the ultimate virtual world.

Why waste time and money on a sub8 woman when you can invest in creating your own perfect world in Minecraft? Our server offers a safe haven from annoying womanisms and orbiters, allowing you to focus on what truly matters – crafting and surviving in a pixelated paradise.

Who needs a 6/10 woman when you can have a diamond pickaxe in hand and a thriving virtual community to call your own? Join us and experience the joy of building without the worry of less fulfilling relationships or worse children. Plus, who knows, you might just find that special virtual someone who shares your love for mining and crafting.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and start building your way to a brighter, blockier future. Who needs real-life drama when you can have endless adventures in the world of Minecraft?

EvictionCraft: Where even creepers have better housing options than me

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6481
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dimension Hops:	6	Alien Abductions:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Are you tired of getting evicted in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream home without the fear of getting kicked out! Plus, we have a strict “no snitching” policy, so you can rest assured that no one will report your epic builds. Join now and say goodbye to homelessness in the virtual world!

Crafty Sissy Sluts: Ask Us Anything!

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1819
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is run by a high and horny sissy slut who is ready to spice things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and kinky surprises around every corner.

Our sissy slut admin will answer any and all questions you have, whether it’s about Minecraft tips or their favorite lingerie. Plus, they’ll even host special events like “Strip Mining Saturdays” where players can mine for diamonds while stripping down to their undies.

So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can join our crazy, kinky world? Come on in and let the fun begin!

Blocky Shenanigans: ‘it really do be like that’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4339
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t hit the mark? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server if you want to ride on rainbow-colored pigs that fart out diamonds while being chased by a horde of angry chickens wearing top hats. Trust us, it really do be like that on our server.

But wait, there’s more! How about participating in a massive watermelon eating contest where the winner gets a pet dragon that shoots out fireworks from its nostrils? Yeah, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures out of nothing but grass and dirt? It’s true, we swear!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. It really do be like that!

Blocky Beauties: Suisei’s Sexy Minecraft Adventures

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	804
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where all the real action is at! Join us and you’ll have the chance to witness Suisei from Hololive transform into the ultimate sex symbol of the virtual world! Watch as she builds pixelated hearts with her bare hands and seduces creepers with her enchanting voice. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wild and wacky adventure – join our server now!