🍆💦Noel Thatcher Minecraft Servers

HobbitBoneCraft 700k

000 years old, 700, 700k, ancient bones, ancient human species, anthropology, archaeological discovery, Dawn, Evolution, flores, HobbitBoneCraft, hobbits, Homo floresiensis, Homo floresiensis evolution, human evolution, human fossil record, human origins, Liang Bua cave, Liang Bua cave discovery, new findings, Paleontology, Smallest arm bone

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have the TINIEST arm bones in all of human history! like, seriously, these bones are so small they make hobbits look like giants! we’re talking 700,000 years old bones here, people.

imagine digging up these bones while mining for diamonds or fighting off creepers. it’s like a history lesson and a battle all in one! plus, these bones shed light on the evolution of Homo floresiensis, aka the hobbits of Flores.

so if you want to uncover ancient mysteries while building epic structures and battling monsters, then this server is for you! join now and become a part of the craziest adventure in minecraft history!

FFXVI MC Server: Announcement Soon!

#announcement, bros, Coming Soon, EXCITEMENT, FANTASY, ffxvi, Final Fantasy, Gaming, Gaming Community, New game, PC, PC announcement, pc gamers, PC Gaming, pc release, role-playing game, RPG, Server, Square Enix, upcoming release, video game

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Yo yo yo, listen up PC bros! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring quests and lame builds? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all about that #PCMasterRace life. We’ve got custom mods that turn your pickaxe into a laser gun and your armor into a suit made of pure gold (because who needs protection when you’re dripping in bling, amirite?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who, get this, moonlights as a DJ on weekends. That’s right, you can battle the big bad boss by day and then party with him by night. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco club where the zombies bust out their best Thriller dance moves.

So what are you waiting for, PC bros? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, once you’ve seen a cow riding a roller coaster made of TNT, you’ll never want to play on another server again. Let’s get this block party started!

Late Night Mining Madness Minecraft SMP

2323, bedtime, bedtime routine, Calm, clock, Cozy, Evening, Goodnight, Late, late night, lovely people, madness, Minecraft, Mining, night, Nighttime, Peaceful, Quiet, Relaxation, REST, sleep time, smp, Sweet Dreams, Time, tired

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever play in!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of giant diamonds, and tame creepers to do your bidding. We’ve got a secret underground base filled with treasure, a roller coaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at anyone who dares to challenge you.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Goodnight, lovely people :3

HouseWatchersRUs Minecraft Server

aita, alcohol, Boundaries, chicken coop, Confrontation, falling out, Friends, Honesty, house sitting, HouseWatchersRUs, inform, Message, Minecraft, neighbor, party house, Petty, privacy, Property, ruining life, Server, Smirnoff, smoking, Trust

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage all players to bring their friends over to party in our virtual world! Just like the ex-friend in the story, you can treat our server like a party house and have a blast with your buddies.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special feature where you can drink all the virtual expensive alcohol you want and refill it with cheap Smirnoff. Plus, help yourself to virtual smokes and other goodies without any consequences.

And if you’re feeling petty like the storyteller, feel free to stir up some drama by messaging our virtual neighbors about all the crazy shenanigans happening in our server. Who knows, maybe they’ll join in on the fun too!

So come on over and join us for a wild time on our Minecraft server – where anything goes and the party never stops!

NoLipSmoochesMC

Affection, behind my back, Boundaries, child, Communication, consent, Cultural differences, disagreement, discomfort, family, fear, future child, in-laws, Kissing, Lips, love, NoLipSmoochesMC, parenting, personal boundaries, relationships, Respect

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we settle all arguments with a good old-fashioned PvP battle! Just like this player’s fiancé, you can duke it out with your loved ones over whether or not to let virtual grandparents kiss your pixelated child on the lips. Will you stand your ground like a warrior, or will you give in to the pressure and let the kisses fly?

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy drama and wild stories, just like this one! Join us and create your own soap opera-worthy moments as you navigate the treacherous waters of virtual family dynamics. Will you be the hero who saves the day, or will you be the villain who causes chaos at every turn?

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of virtual family feuds like never before. Who needs reality TV when you have a server full of drama, intrigue, and maybe even a few kisses on the lips? Join now and let the madness begin!

MemoryDumpCraft

brain capacity, brain function, brain technology, cognitive processing, Cognitive science, computer analogy, human memory, information retention, memory consolidation, memory deletion, memory efficiency, memory management, memory optimization, memory organization, memory purge, memory retrieval, memory storage, MemoryDumpCraft, mental clutter, neuroscience, useless knowledge

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the mundane reality of deleting useless memories and instead create epic adventures in a virtual world!

Join us and embark on quests to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of wisdom, rumored to grant the user the ability to delete memories with a single swing!

Build your own castle made entirely of cake blocks and defend it from an army of evil chickens who are hell-bent on stealing all your carrots!

But beware, rumors have it that a secret underground realm exists where players can challenge the Memory Goblins to a dance-off in exchange for unlocking hidden knowledge!

So why waste your time deleting memories when you can create unforgettable moments on our insane Minecraft server? Join us now and let the madness begin!

HeckinHezbollahHunters

airstrikes, Conflict, CounterTerrorism, Defense, Destruction, HeckinHezbollahHunters, hezbollah, idf, Israeli defense forces, lebanese, MIDDLE EAST, militants, military operation, national security, precision strike, regional tensions, rocket launcher, SECURITY, southern Lebanon, targeted attack, terrorists

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come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up rocket launchers and fight hezbollah terrorists in southern lebanon!!! it’s like the hunger games but with more explosions and less hunger!!! build your own base and defend it against the bad guys, or join forces with other players to take down the enemy!!! trust me, you won’t find this kind of action anywhere else in the minecraft universe!!! so grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!!!

BoomerShowtimeCraft

baby boomers, Boomers, BoomerShowtimeCraft, Cinema, classic films, cultural references, Entertainment, film, Film history, film industry, film viewing, generation, movie buffs, movie theaters, movie watching traditions, movies, Nostalgia, pastimes, shows, Showtime, viewing habits

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come join our epic minecraft server where the grass is purple and the pigs wear top hats! we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers breakdance and the skeletons do the macarena.

our server is so lit that even herobrine himself can’t resist joining in on the fun. we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of diamond blocks and a giant statue of a chicken that shoots out golden eggs.

if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and a magical sword that can turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies. plus, our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise, so you know you’ll be in good hands.

so what are you waiting for? come join our wacky and wild minecraft server and experience the craziest adventures of your life!

BrainWaveRelaxCraft

biofeedback, brain activity, brain sensors, brain waves, BrainWaveRelaxCraft, Cognitive science, drowsiness, drowsiness detection, earpieces, health tech, innovation, mental health, neuroscience, Relaxation, relaxation techniques, researchers, sleep monitoring, stress relief, Technology, UC Berkeley, Wearables

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so, like, this server is totally rad, man. we got earpieces that can, like, read your brain waves and tell when you’re chillin’ out or about to pass out from exhaustion. how crazy is that? join us and experience the ultimate relaxation while playing Minecraft. our server is so chill, even the creepers are taking naps instead of blowing you up. come hang with us and let your brain waves guide you to the most peaceful gaming experience ever. trust us, you won’t regret it. peace out, dudes.

Eggarmy Junior High School

activities, Adventure, Battles, Casual, Community, competitive, custom events, dynamic, Eggarmy SMP, gameplay, Immersive, Land Claim, multiplayer, Players, PvP, Quests, Resource Gathering, smp, Structures, Survival, team-based

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Eggarmy SMP is an exciting survival multiplayer Minecraft server where players can engage in PvP battles, claim land to protect their creations, and form teams to tackle challenges together. With a vibrant community and a range of features including resource gathering, custom events, and quests, Eggarmy SMP offers a dynamic and immersive gameplay experience for both casual and competitive players. Whether you’re building epic structures or competing in team-based activities, there’s always an adventure waiting in Eggarmy SMP.

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Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	20

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	213
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	450
Dimension Hops:	14	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	176	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Holy Grails Found:	1

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Enchantments Applied:	78	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Underrated Noel Thatcher Minecraft Servers

HobbitBoneCraft 700k

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FFXVI MC Server: Announcement Soon!

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Late Night Mining Madness Minecraft SMP

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HouseWatchersRUs Minecraft Server

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MemoryDumpCraft

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HeckinHezbollahHunters

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BoomerShowtimeCraft

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BrainWaveRelaxCraft

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Eggarmy Junior High School

Stats November 22, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Potions Brewed:	121	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Void Armor Forged:	18

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Endless Night Skies:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	38
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	9405
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Animals Bred:	47	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3