noel gugliemi Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Hey Minecraft SMP essays

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3267
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Divine Spears Created:	15
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most lit Minecraft SMP out there? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server.

First of all, our server is run by none other than Noel Gugliemi himself! That’s right, the real OG cholo is in charge here. He may have been in tons of films, but his true passion lies in building epic structures and battling creepers in Minecraft.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have a chance to team up with Noel himself in epic PvP battles. Imagine taking down mobs and other players with the one and only cholo by your side. It’s a once in a lifetime opportunity!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest adventures with Noel Gugliemi and his gang of gamers. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RezzCraft: Where mobs fear to tread and noobs fear to mine! Join the fun now!

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8748
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Dimension Hops:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Buildings Constructed:	28	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5

RezzCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type
Option	Join existing town or create your own
Land Protection	Use golden shovel for land protection

Server Details

Server discord: https://discord.gg/ZhuBYvDWTC

Version: 1.21

Server Address: rezzcraft.mcraft.pro

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I join an existing town?	Yes, you have the option to join an existing town on the server.
Can I create my own town?	Yes, players can create their own towns on the server.
How do I protect my land?	Use the golden shovel to protect your land from other players.
What version is the server currently running?	The server is running on version 1.21.

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6955
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Animals Bred:	183	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5310	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play like a normal person? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on a wild adventure where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who have been playing Minecraft since before it was cool. They have created a world where anything is possible, from riding llamas into battle to building a castle out of nothing but cake.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure, guarded by a dragon who only speaks in puns. If you can defeat him in a game of tic-tac-toe, the treasure is yours.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

VeganaWeenorMinecraftSMP

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4611
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Emeralds Found:	9777	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can stick your weenor into a biological female’s vegana! That’s right, we offer a unique and exciting experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Join us for some wild adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and of course, the chance to fulfill your wildest fantasies in the world of Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and get ready for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

TamponCraft: No Sharing Allowed!

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9015
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns just like this period drama! Our server is so unpredictable, you’ll never know what’s coming next – just like when your cycle decides to surprise you out of nowhere.

Forget about boring old tampon emergencies, on our server, the only emergencies you’ll have are trying to survive against mobs and other players in epic battles. And if you ever find yourself in need of a tampon, don’t worry – we’ve got plenty to go around for everyone, whether you’re syncing up or not!

So come join us for a crazy adventure that’s more intense than a period surprise at work. Who needs drama when you can have fun on our Minecraft server instead? Let’s build, mine, and conquer together – tampons optional!

BlockyLoveLost Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	712
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Void Gems Collected:	15
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Mines Excavated:	1608
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real action is at!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on giant chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about participating in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt Blocks” competition? The winner gets a pet dragon that shoots fireballs made of TNT!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Pig Racing League,” where players compete in high-speed races on saddled pigs while dodging obstacles like flying creepers and lava pits. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself!

So say goodbye to boring Minecraft servers and join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. See you in the game, fellow adventurer!

BlockyDeathPredictor

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5630
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	3938	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Towns Built:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can die in the most hilarious and outrageous ways possible! From being chased by a pack of deranged chickens to getting squished by a giant slime named Bob, the possibilities are endless!

Join our server and test your luck as you navigate through deadly mazes filled with exploding creepers, lava pits that randomly shoot out fireballs, and even a haunted mansion where the ghosts will literally scare you to death! But don’t worry, death is just the beginning on our server because you’ll respawn with a new wacky death animation every time!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes (and laughing hysterically), then come join us and see how you will meet your demise! Just remember, it’s all in good fun…or is it? 😉

CraftyPutin’sDisaster Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4371
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Ores Mined:	9447
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	40	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than Kursk! we got more drama than Putin and Zelensky combined, you won’t believe the chaos that goes down here! join if you wanna be part of the craziest minecraft community ever, trust me you won’t regret it! we got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life! come join us now and see what all the hype is about, you won’t be disappointed!

KurskCraft: Helicopter Mishap!

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	870
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Towns Built:	7	Runes Activated:	6

come join our minecraft server where we have russian helicopters flying around like crazy! one time, a helicopter mistakenly hit a russian military convoy in the kursk region and destroyed its own “msta-s” tank! it was so wild, you won’t believe it! if you want non-stop action and chaos, this is the server for you. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasures. join now and be a part of the madness!

ChowderCraft: Soup or Cereal?

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4975
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	15	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

come join dis minecraft server where we serve up clam chowder like no other! our soup is so epic, it’s like a cereal for your soul! imagine slurping up those creamy, chunky bites while building epic castles and battling creepers. it’s a whole new level of gaming experience, like diving into a bowl of deliciousness while fighting off zombies. trust me, once you taste our clam chowder, you’ll never want to leave this server! so come on in and get ready for a wild ride of soup-tastic adventures!

CovidCraft: The Diagnostic Escape

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3041
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

so, like, u know how u always wanted to play minecraft but u also wanted to, like, save the world at the same time? well, this server is the answer to all ur prayers!

join our server and u will be transported to a magical land where u can fight off the evil forces of long covid with ur trusty diamond sword! our researchers have discovered a secret diagnostic test hidden in the depths of the mines, and only the bravest of players can find it and save the world!

but wait, there’s more! not only will u be saving the world, but u will also be able to ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle giant chickens in epic boss fights! and if u get tired of all the action, u can relax in our luxurious diamond castle and sip on potions of infinite health.

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and become the hero u were always meant to be! trust us, u won’t regret it.