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KidCraftHardMode

challenges of parenting, chaotic moments, children, difficult moments, endless energy, family, funny parenting, hard mode, humor, KidCraftHardMode, love, parenthood, parenting, parenting struggles, patience, raising kids, RESPONSIBILITY, rewarding, sleepless nights, sobering up a friend, tough love

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6576
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Potions Brewed:	81
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

join dis minecraft server if u wanna escape the chaos of parenthood and dive into a world where creepers are your only problem. our server is like a daycare for adults, except instead of changing diapers, u get to build epic castles and battle dragons.

imagine a world where bedtime is whenever u want it to be and snacks are unlimited. no more sticky fingers on your keyboard, just pure gaming bliss.

we have a secret underground society of villagers who throw wild parties every night and a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds galore.

so if u wanna trade in your screaming kids for screaming zombies, join us on dis server and let the adventure begin. trust me, it’s like trying to sober up a friend on hard mode, but way more fun.

DesertThirstNoMore

#sustainability, adsorbent fins, atmospheric water generation, Breakthrough, clean water, desert-like conditions, DesertThirstNoMore, drinking water, dry air, efficiency, environmental impact, hour, innovation, renewable resource, researchers, saturated, Technology, US, Water Crisis, water purification, water scarcity

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4033
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

OMG u guys, dis server is like magic man! we turn dry air into drinking water like it’s no big deal. our adsorbent fins are like super heroes, sucking up water from da air 5 times faster than ur average server. even in da desert, we be sippin on dat fresh water in just an hour. join us and never worry about being thirsty again, cuz we got u covered with our water-making fins of awesomeness. come on, who needs a water bottle when u got us? #ThirstyNoMore #FinsOfMagic

KaminariCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7599
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Dimension Hops:	14	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

Experience the magic of KaminariCraft, where innovation meets adventure in the world of Minecraft. Our server offers a seamless and immersive experience for both Java and Bedrock players, ensuring everyone can enjoy the wonders of our custom-crafted world.

Join Our Community: Java: play.kaminaricraft.com Bedrock: pe.kaminaricraft.com Discord: discord.kaminaricraft.com Version: latest

At KaminariCraft, we are committed to providing an unparalleled Minecraft experience. Our server combines cutting-edge features, stunning visuals, and a vibrant community to create the perfect environment for adventure and creativity. Join us today and discover why KaminariCraft is the ultimate destination for Minecraft enthusiasts!

play.kaminaricraft.com

ReilCraft Prison

Adventures, Community, Custom, Minecraft, op prison, Prison, ReilCraft, Survival

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4247
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Mines Excavated:	1533	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

A fantastic Minecraft server offering custom survival and op prison experiences! Enjoy endless adventures in a thriving community.

170.39.176.144

Caffeine Clash Minecraft Server

battle, Beverage, Caffeine, clash, coffee, cold drinks, Competition, drink, Hot Drinks, low difficulty, Minecraft, Preference, refreshment, Rivalry, Server, showdown, Soda, Surprising Entry, taste test, tea, Victory, Wars, Water

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1440
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where the Coffee vs Tea wars are raging on! Choose your side and battle it out in intense PvP matches to prove once and for all which is the superior beverage.

But wait, what’s this? Water has made a surprising entrance into the battlefield, causing chaos and confusion among the players. Can you navigate through the madness and come out victorious?

And just when you thought things couldn’t get any crazier, Soda swoops in and wins with low difficulty, leaving everyone scratching their heads in disbelief. Join us on this wild ride and experience the most absurd Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

MineLOL – Minecraft Server for League of Legends Fans

aatrox, Account Stats, Anima Squad, aurora, bel’veth, briar, Builds, Fans, fizz, Illaoi, League, league of legends, Legends, leona, milio, Minecraft, MineLOL, miss fortune, Model Viewer, patch notes, PBE Patch Notes, Primordian, racebait, Rain Shepherd, reksai, Seraphine, Server, Spam Filters, Witch Between Worlds, xayah, Yasuo, yuumi

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5997
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Ores Mined:	7728	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Animals Bred:	42
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	16

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join now and experience the thrill of battling against the new Champion, Aurora, the Witch Between Worlds. But that’s not all, we also have the Rain Shepherd, Milio and Fizz, who will guide you through the treacherous lands of our server.

Join the Anima Squad consisting of Illaoi, Aurora, Yasuo, Xayah, Seraphine (Legendary), Miss Fortune (Mythic Variant), Yuumi (+Prestige), and Leona (+Prestige) as they embark on epic quests and battles. And let’s not forget about the Primordian heroes Bel’Veth, Briar, Rek’Sai, and Aatrox (Legendary) who will protect you from any danger.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is constantly updating with new content and patches, so you’ll never get bored. And if you’re looking for some tips and tricks, check out our builds and account stats to dominate the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legend in the Minecraft world! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Cousin-Free Crafters Minecraft Server

16 year old, aita, Cinema, cinema night, cousin, CousinFree, Crafters, Day, family, Food, Girlfriend, including family, just us, Minecraft, nearby city, outing, partners cousin, Plans, refusing, separate plans, Server, UNFAIR, unreasonable

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	419
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Mines Excavated:	3343	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	402
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Divine Spears Created:	28
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects your boundaries and doesn’t randomly invite family members to your game night? Look no further than our server! We promise not to let your girlfriend’s cousin crash your virtual adventures without your permission.

Join us for a wild ride where you can build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and explore vast worlds without any unwanted guests tagging along. Who needs family drama when you can have a creeper explode in your face instead?

So come on over and join our server, where the only family you’ll have to deal with is the one you create with your fellow players. Say no to unexpected guests and yes to epic gaming experiences!

MineCraftCash100

$100 bill, awkward situations, Birthday Party, children, Communication, EMBARRASSMENT, Etiquette, Generosity, gift etiquette, gift giving, gift opening, gift pile, Gratitude, MineCraftCash100, no gifts, parenting, party guests, party planning, social norms, spoiled, unexpected gifts

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4214
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Dimension Hops:	12	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Astral Projections Made:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Mines Excavated:	1784

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the loot is as epic as a seven-year-old’s birthday party! Join us for a wild adventure filled with unexpected surprises and outrageous gifts.

Picture this: you log on and find yourself in the middle of a birthday party where the invite said “no gifts,” but some players just couldn’t resist bringing presents. One player, let’s call them Joe, shows up empty-handed and feels so embarrassed that they quickly whip up a virtual card with a $100 bill inside. The reactions from the other players are priceless, and the drama unfolds as Joe sulks in the corner while his partner, Sue, acts like it’s all part of the game.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our server and uncover hidden treasures, crazy quests, and a community that will keep you on your toes. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you on our server? Join now and let the fun begin!

CraftyHacks Minecraft Server

behind the scenes, craftyhacks, customer hacks, customer tips, hidden tricks, industry hacks, industry hacks exposed, industry hacks leaked, industry hacks revealed, industry hacks uncovered, industry insider, industry knowledge, industry loopholes, industry secrets, industry shortcuts, industry tips, industry tricks, insider knowledge, Minecraft, Server, trade secrets

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4821
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Ores Mined:	1326
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate hack in the industry! Join us for a wild ride filled with secret loot chests hidden in the most unexpected places, like inside a chicken’s butt or under a llama’s hat. Our server is so sneaky, even the admins don’t know where all the goodies are hidden!

But that’s not all – we have special events like “TNT Tuesdays” where the entire world is filled with explosive surprises, and “Zombie Apocalypse Weekends” where the undead take over and players must fight for survival. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a rare pink sheep that poops diamonds!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and uncover all the industry secrets that will have you laughing and crying at the same time? Come join the chaos and mayhem today!

BlockBurnoutMC

annoyance, BlockBurnoutMC, can’t stand, discontent, displeasure, dissatisfaction, exasperation, exhaustion, FATIGUE, fed up, fed up with, Frustration, had enough, Irritation, sick and tired of, sick of, tired of, vexation, weariness

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	731
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Ores Mined:	8074	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3344	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20

Are you sick and tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a poultry ruler who commands an army of feathered warriors ready to do battle at a moment’s notice. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the fabled Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and grants wishes to all who dare to ride it.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, wackiest, and most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be hilarious)!