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Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 5108 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 23 | Epic Battles Fought: | 14 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 14 |
Love Letters Sent: | 5 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
Mines Excavated: | 3446 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 50 |
Picture this: you log on to our server and are greeted by a group of Hank Hill boomer conservatives who love 80’s thrash metal and know how to DIY through anything. Need help building a redstone contraption? They’ve got you covered. Want to start a farm and raise some animals? They’ll lend a hand.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most reliable and trustworthy players you’ll ever meet. They’ll offer to shovel your driveway on a harsh winter day with no charge, and they’ll always have your back in a tough situation.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the true meaning of camaraderie and friendship. Plus, where else can you find a group of players who shop for clothes at Walmart but still manage to look stylish in their solid color Gildan pocket tees? It’s a win-win situation!