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JobCraft: Sorry Mom, I’m Busy

Apology, bad mood, busy, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional intelligence, Empathy, family dynamics, full-time job, generation gap, Job, JobCraft, mom, mother-daughter relationship, part-timer, Persuasion, reminder, School, self reflection, Understanding, unemployed mother, Working

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	265
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Farms Harvested:	598
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Emeralds Found:	5658	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and school stress? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape reality and build your own world! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments that will make you forget all about your troubles.

Imagine a world where you can build a mansion bigger than your mom’s expectations and mine for diamonds without worrying about your job. Our server is the perfect place to unwind and have a great time with friends.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave all your worries behind. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a job in our virtual world where everyone is employed and happy!

HabitDrop Minecraft SMP

bad habits, breaking habits, dropped habits, HabitDrop, habits for happiness, habits for health, habits for productivity, habits for success, habits for wellness, habits to break, habits to drop, lifestyle changes, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal growth, positive changes, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, smp, unhealthy habits

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6395
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Potions Brewed:	165
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Gods Slained:	2

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Join our SMP and say goodbye to all your bad habits like mining straight down and forgetting to bring food on your adventures! Our server is filled with experienced players who will teach you the ways of the blocky world in the most hilarious ways possible. Plus, rumor has it that our admin once built a giant chicken statue that laid diamond eggs. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and start your journey to becoming a Minecraft master!

CraftyParentz

appreciation, care, compassion, CraftyParentz, family, Generosity, Gratitude, guidance, influence, Kindness, lasting impact., lessons, love, Memories, Nurturing, parenting, role models, sacrifice, Support, upbringing, VALUES

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7103
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Zombie Dances:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Void Armor Forged:	28	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Remember that time your parents built you a real-life Minecraft server in your backyard? Yeah, neither do we. But on our server, you can experience that level of dedication and creativity every day! Join now for a chance to mine diamonds with your mom, battle creepers with your dad, and build epic castles with your siblings. Who needs real-life when you have a Minecraft server this awesome? Join us and create memories that will make your parents proud (and maybe a little jealous)!

MoldovaMayhem Minecraft Server

conflict escalation, covert activities, destabilization, eastern europe, Espionage, foreign interference, geopolitical tensions, INDIVIDUALS, Instructors, intelligence agencies, international relations, Minecraft, Moldova, MoldovaMayhem, political manipulation, Propaganda, Russian, security threats, Server, subversion, Trained, Training, undercover operations

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2806
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Potions Brewed:	56
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7

So, like, you know how Russian instructors have trained, like, a bunch of peeps to, like, cause chaos in Moldova, right? Well, imagine if those peeps were actually Minecraft players and they were, like, super good at building and stuff.

Join our server and be part of this totally insane mission to create chaos and destruction in the virtual world of Minecraft. Build crazy structures, unleash mobs, and cause mayhem like never before. Plus, you’ll get to hang out with some seriously skilled players who have been trained by Russian instructors (not really, but, like, it’s a funny story, right?).

So, come on and join the madness. Who knows what kind of chaos you’ll be able to create on our server. It’s gonna be a wild ride, that’s for sure.

CraftyLePenFraudEU

CASE, controversy, Corruption, Court, CraftyLePenFraudEU, embezzlement, EU, european union, far right, France, French politics, Justice, leader, Legal, Marine Le Pen, National Rally, Politics, prosecution, right wing, scandal, trial

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4761
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Crops Grown:	6760
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Magical Moments Shared:	12

come join our epic minecraft server where you can build your own embezzlement schemes just like Marine Le Pen! steal diamonds, emeralds, and even gold blocks from other players while avoiding the law!

we have a special “far-right” faction where you can team up with other players who share your extreme views and dominate the server with your questionable policies.

if you’re looking for a wild and crazy time filled with drama and intrigue, then this is the server for you! join now and let the chaos begin!

Nature Sensory Fun Craft

activated, Countries, Craft, five senses, Forests, Fun, national parks, natural beauty., Nature, nature lovers, outdoor activities, Positive, Senses, Sensory, sensory enjoyment, sensory experience, shared enjoyment, study, surroundings, Surveying, time in nature, Universal, Visitors

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1582
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1516	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Zombie Dances:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT BE LIKE NATURE BUT VIRTUAL. U CAN ACTIVATE ALL FIVE SENSES BUT IN PIXELS.

FEEL DA GRASS BETWEEN UR TOES, SMELL DA VIRTUAL FLOWERS, HEAR DA CREEPERS SNEAKIN UP ON U. IT BE LIKE A NATIONAL PARK BUT WITH MORE DIAMONDS.

STUDIES SHOW PLAYIN ON DIS SERVER MAKES U FEEL LIKE U IN A REAL FOREST. U CAN EVEN TASTE DA PIXELATED BERRIES IF U TRY HARD ENOUGH.

SO COME JOIN US AND GET UR NATURE FIX WITHOUT LEAVIN DA HOUSE. PLUS, WE GOT COOL BUILDINGS AND MINI-GAMES. WOOHOO!

Crimson Networks: Where the only thing scarier than mobs is getting lost in a maze of redstone contraptions!

building competition, Community, Contraptions, Crimson, Crimsonite, Custom Items, DECORATE, Discord, Events, Halloween, Ip:, judged, Lost, Maze, MCMMO, Minecraft, Mob Drop Event, mobs, mythic mobs, Networks, Redstone, Rewards, scarier, Server, smp, Store Credit, update

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3439
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Elemental Crystals Collected:	92	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Server Name	Crimson Networks
Server Type	SMP
Release Date	September 5th, 2024
Features	MCMMO, Custom items, Mythic Mobs, and more

Overview:

Crimson Networks is a small community Minecraft server looking to grow its player base. With various features such as MCMMO, Custom items, and Mythic Mobs, players can enjoy a unique gameplay experience.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

1. When is the building competition?

The building competition starts now and will be judged on the 20th. Players are expected to use their own resources to build something creative and unique.

2. What are the rewards for the building competition?

1st place – $50 in store credit 2nd place – $25 in store credit 3rd place – $10 in store credit

3. What is the Mob Drop Event?

The Mob Drop Event is an ongoing event where players can collect Crimsonite from mobs. The player with the most Crimsonite at the end of the event wins.

4. What are the rewards for the Mob Drop Event?

1st prize – $100 USD 2nd prize – $50 in store credit 3rd prize – $25 in store credit

5. How long does the Mob Drop Event run for?

The event runs from the 1st to the 30th, allowing players to participate and enjoy their Halloween day.

For more information, join the Discord: https://discord.gg/crmsn The server IP: play.crimson-networks.co

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Android toy, Future, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming consoles, gaming devices, gaming evolution, gaming industry, Gaming news, gaming technology, gaming trends, handheld devices, Handheld Gaming, handheld gaming devices, handhelds, innovation, Minecraft, PALS, PIXEL, portable gaming, Server, steam deck 2, Technology, ue5

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4530
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like the wild west of Minecraft!

Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon who has a secret love affair with a Creeper. Witness epic battles between players riding on giant chickens armed with diamond swords.

But that’s not all! Our server has exclusive access to the secret underground city of the Villagers, where you can trade emeralds for enchanted items and gossip about the latest drama in the Nether realm.

So why settle for a boring timeline where the steam Deck 2 is just a cheap Android toy when you can join our server and experience a world of endless possibilities and outrageous adventures!

my shit ain’t parallel Minecraft SMP

Aint, angles, blockquotepmy, Geometry, Math, Minecraft, my shit ain’t parallel, no way bro, non-parallel, not parallel, Parallel, parallel computing, parallel dimensions, parallel lines, parallel lines never intersect, parallel lines never meet, parallel parking, parallel processing, parallel structure, parallel universe, parallel universe theory, parallel worlds, parallelism, Perpendicular, Shit, SMPpblockquote

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4080
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Villages Defended:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	2543
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so wild that even the blocks can’t stay in line, they’re all over the place like a bunch of drunk villagers on a Saturday night.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trying to build a house with walls that are more crooked than a witch’s nose. And don’t even get me started on the mobs – they’re so confused by the wonky terrain that they end up walking in circles like lost sheep.

But hey, if you’re looking for a challenge and a good laugh, then this is the place for you. Just be prepared to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all. So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s get this party started!

GoneCountryNoTellAITA

cardiothoracic surgeons, Communication, confession, druggie parents, English as a second language, expensive trip, family situation, favorite cafe, financial assistance, friendship, GoneCountryNoTellAITA, grandmas.house, hanging out, inconsiderate behavior, MONEY, moving on, Singapore trip, tutoring, unrequited love, upset friend, vacation

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3832
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Are you tired of real-life drama and heartbreak? Come join our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be confessing your love to is your diamond sword! Leave behind the woes of unrequited love and join us for some pixelated fun!

Join us on our server and escape to a virtual Singapore, where you can explore our amazing zoo, ride roller coasters at our very own Minecraft Universal Studios, and shop till you drop (in-game currency, of course). And the best part? Our server is only a two-hour flight away…in your imagination!

Don’t worry about the cost of joining our server, because our admins are cardiothoracic surgeons in real life (totally legit, we swear). They’ll cover all your expenses, and if you feel guilty, you can always tutor their son in English as a second language. It’s a win-win!

So say goodbye to real-life drama and hello to a world where the only thing you’ll be inconsiderate to is that creeper sneaking up behind you. Join our server now and let the adventures begin!