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Beacon SMP

all ages, BUILD, Chill, Community, Crafting, Currency, Economy, Gaming, Griefing, Minecraft, multiplayer, pixel art, Plugins, Shops, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6121
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Welcome to BeaconSMP! Come hang out on our chill all-ages server for all the cool crafters out there who just want a nice place to build something awesome, befriend a cat, buy/sell and become a millionaire, or just make some funny pixel art! BeaconSMP boasts:

-Semi-vanilla gameplay (with just a few quality of life plugins, and and auto chat mod)-Anti-greifing plugins that lets you claim as many chunks as you need to build your awesome stuff-Fun community and a place where everyone is welcome-No pay to win, we use gold as the main currency-Shops/economy setup!

So have some fun and hang out with us!

beaconsmp.com:25610

Avenian Network

Avenian Network, blocks, Creative, Cross-Play, crossplay, Custom Items, Enchantments, Factions, gameplay, Land Claim, Machines, MCMMO, Minecraft, Paid ranks, Protections, Server, Servers, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	161
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Falling into the Void:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Villages Defended:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	3637
Magic Items Found:	4619	Orbs of Power Found:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

Every paid rank can be earned for free by playing the server. Custom items, blocks, machines, enchantments, and gameplay. Land claim and protections as well as crossplay with other servers.

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AlexandriaSMP: Where creeper hugs are mandatory! Java + Bedrock, Dynmap, in-game voice chat, and more! Must be 18+ to join.

+18, AlexandriaSMP, bedrock, Chat, Community, Coreprotect, Creative, creeper, Dynmap, Economy, Events, Gaming, hugs, immersive foliage, INGAME, java, Join, Land Claims, landscape, Mandatory, Mature, Minecraft, multiplayer, pvp tournaments, Server, shopping district, smp, Survival, Trust System, VOICE, voice chat, Voting, world generation

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	733
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Animals Bred:	160	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	150	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Feature	Description
Experienced 18+ Admin Team	Our mature and experienced admins ensure a smooth and enjoyable experience.
Community-Driven Decisions	Major server decisions are made by the community through voting.
Enhanced World Generation	Explore our new 1.21+ map featuring Tectonic World Generation and Arboria.
Trust-Based System with CoreProtect	We operate on trust, with CoreProtect ensuring quick issue resolution.
Regular Events	Participate in bi-weekly events, including building competitions and PvP tournaments.
Thriving Economy	Engage in our well-organized shopping district and player-driven economy.

FAQs about AlexandriaSMP

Q: How do I join AlexandriaSMP?

A: Visit our website or connect with us on Discord for more information on joining.

Q: Is there an age requirement to join?

A: Yes, we require all players to be 18 or older.

Q: How can I participate in server decisions?

A: You can participate by voting on major server decisions that impact the community.

Q: Are there rules regarding griefing or stealing on the server?

A: We operate on a trust-based system without land claims, but any issues are quickly resolved with CoreProtect. Respect and trust are key values in our community.

Q: What kinds of events are held on AlexandriaSMP?

A: We hold bi-weekly events such as building competitions, PvP tournaments, and more to keep the community engaged and entertained.

Gawr Gura’s Sharky Minecraft Server

#Gawr Gura General, #youtube, amiami, Anime, Collectibles, Figure, Gaming, Gawr, Gawr Gura Pop Up Parade rerun, GGG, Guras, hololive, Kawaii, Live Stream, merch, Minecraft, Music, Server, sharky, songs, tiktok, twitter, virtual youtuber, vods, Vtuber

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9782
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4974	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Towns Built:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Divine Spears Created:	14
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious server you’ll ever come across!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter as we explore the depths of Minecraft like never before. Our community is filled with the most ridiculous and fun-loving players you’ll ever meet, making every moment on our server an absolute blast.

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive content from our very own YouTube channel, where you can watch our fearless leader Gawr Gura take on all sorts of wild challenges in the world of Minecraft. And don’t forget to check out our TikTok for some seriously silly shenanigans.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, once you step foot in our world, you’ll never want to leave. Oh, and did we mention we have a secret underground dance party that only the coolest players can access? Yeah, it’s that kind of server.

Who’s That Girl Minecraft SMP

ANONYMOUS, Anybody, community assistance, familiar face., familiar stranger, find the truth, forgotten face, girl, help needed, her.., Identification, lost connection, memory jog, Minecraft, missing person, mystery woman, recognise, remember, search for identity, smp, stranger, uncovering the past, unknown person, Whos

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9784
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Void Gems Collected:	37
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3187

Oh, honey, let me tell you about the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera, more pranks than a clown convention, and more chaos than a toddler’s birthday party.

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but wooden swords and sheer determination. Watch as alliances are formed and broken faster than you can say “creeper”. And don’t even get me started on the shenanigans that go down in our Discord server – it’s like a never-ending comedy show, I swear.

But the real reason you should join? We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear galore. And if you can find it, it’s all yours. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and become a legend in the craziest Minecraft SMP this side of the Nether!

NightlyClean Minecraft Server

aita, bedtime routine, clean office setting, cleanliness standards, Communication Issues, controlling spouse, dirty articles of clothing, Disgusting, hygiene habits, marital disputes, Minecraft, morning routine, NightlyClean, nighttime routine, personal boundaries, personal grooming, relationship conflict, Server, shower at night, shower in the morning, spousal expectations, Unattractive, Wife demands

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5251
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Buildings Constructed:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of nighttime showers? Look no further! Join our server and escape the tyranny of bedtime cleanliness rules imposed by your significant other. Our server is a safe haven for all those who dare to defy the shower-at-night norm. Plus, rumor has it that our pixelated pigs are experts at giving hygiene advice. So come on, join us and let’s wash away the drama together!

UncleLaptopNoPay

20 year old, Apologize.., Apple product, Budget, Country, English, family, keyboard layout, Language, laptop, local stores., macbook, misunderstanding, operating system, RAM, Requirements, tech-savvy, uncle, UncleLaptopNoPay, Upset, WOMAN

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3901
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Ores Mined:	5002
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20

Are you tired of well-meaning but clueless family members trying to hook you up with the wrong tech? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise not to send you a MacBook when you asked for a laptop with 32GB of RAM. Plus, our server is so advanced, it can run Minecraft on a potato (literally, we have a potato-powered server).

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and questionable tech advice. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough like a laptop with 128GB of RAM and a built-in popcorn dispenser. Don’t be an asshole, join our server today!

AnimalLoverMC SMP

animal advocacy, Animal Behavior, animal communication, animal companionship, animal conservation, animal cruelty, Animal emotions, Animal intelligence, animal love, Animal protection, animal psychology, animal rescue, animal rights, animal rights activism, animal testing, animal therapy, animal welfare, AnimalLoverMC, Animals, Pets, smp, wildlife

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3345
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Emeralds Found:	4432	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	7820
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Do you love animals more than diamonds in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have a secret underground zoo where you can tame and ride all sorts of crazy creatures like flying pigs and explosive chickens! Join us and show off your animal whispering skills to become the ultimate zookeeper of the server!

LingoLunacyCraft

bizarre conversations, Communication, cross-cultural experiences, cultural exchange, foreign languages, funny stories, global connections, international encounters, interpreting, Language, language barriers, language skills, LingoLunacyCraft, linguistic abilities, Multilingual, surprising revelations, translation, Understanding, unexpected conversations, unique experiences, Wild

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	692
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	New Chunks Explored:	215222
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild jungle of craziness and fun! Join us and you might just stumble upon a group of villagers having a dance party, or witness a pack of creepers performing a synchronized explosion routine.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you can decipher the ancient language of the Endermen, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a dimension filled with flying pigs and talking cows. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive Herobrine riding a unicorn through a rainbow.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

TyphoonCraft Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific, China, Defense, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military, military presence, Minecraft, missile defense, Philippines, regional stability, SECURITY, seethes, Server, South China Sea, strategic interests, Tension, territorial dispute, Typhon missile system, TyphoonCraft

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	793
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	10

Yo, this server is like a missile system in the Philippines, but instead of causing international tension, it’s just causing chaos and fun! Join us and watch China seethe with jealousy as we blow up blocks and build crazy structures. We’ve got more explosions than a fireworks show on the Fourth of July, so come on and join the party! Plus, we’ve got secret underground bases filled with treasure and mystery. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be part of the madness!