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CraftyRejects

coping with rejection, CraftyRejects, Emotional healing, emotional resilience., Emotional support, Healing Process, HEARTBREAK, Love Lost, marriage proposal, moving on, personal growth, rejection, rejection recovery, rejection recovery journey, relationships, resilience, Self Discovery, self esteem, self reflection, self worth, self-care

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1109
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of getting rejected in real life? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our magical Minecraft server where getting rejected is a thing of the past. Our server is so awesome, even the Ender Dragon proposed to us and we said yes! So come on over and let’s build a world where rejection doesn’t exist, just like our imaginary girlfriend who totally isn’t a creeper in disguise. Join now and let’s make rejection a thing of the past!

Heckin’Craft Minecraft Server

airstrikes, CASUALTIES, Conflict, death toll, HeckinCraft, hezbollah, idf, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militants, Military, Minecraft, Server, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7155
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we slay more enemies than the IDF! we killed like 250 hezbollah dudes and our death toll is like 2,000 and counting! join us for some crazy pvp battles and build the most insane bases ever! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re one of those hezbollah guys, then maybe you will regret it a little). come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s dominate the virtual world together!

SabotageCraftEU

#covert operations, cyber attacks, cyber warfare, Espionage, Europe, european security, foreign affairs, foreign policy, intelligence agencies, international relations, Kremlin influence., Kremlin meddling, political interference, Propaganda, Russian government, sabotage operations, SabotageCraftEU, security threats, state-sponsored attacks, subversion, The Kremlin

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7120
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Zombie Dances:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Love Letters Sent:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Yo, dis server be so lit, even da Kremlin be tryna sabotage it cuz dey jelly of all da fun we be havin! Like, dey be sendin creepers and zombies to try and mess wit us, but we just be buildin diamond fortresses and laughin in deir faces. Join us if ya wanna show dem Kremlin fools who da real bosses of Minecraft are! Plus, we got secret underground bases filled with treasure and a rollercoaster made entirely of cake. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come join da madness!

SpiceCraft: Anti-Inflammatory Adventures

Adventures, AMERICANS, anti-inflammatory properties, AntiInflammatory, Cancer, chronic inflammation, diet, disease prevention, food choices, health, health problems, healthy living, Heart Disease, inflammation, Lifestyle, Mediterranean Diet, nutrition, Prevention, pro-inflammatory diets, Risk, SpiceCraft, spices, wellness

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5135
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Buildings Constructed:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Chimeras Created:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we serve up anti-inflammatory goodness like a Mediterranean feast for your virtual soul! forget about heart disease and cancer, we’ve got the spice to keep you healthy and thriving in the blocky world. plus, our pixelated landscapes are so stunning, they’ll make you forget all about those pro-inflammatory diets. join us now and start building your way to a healthier, happier life in the most insane minecraft server ever created!

🍓 FunnyMC 🍓 Survival, BedWars, Grif ▶️ 1.8-1.21 Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Arena, Bed wars, Bedwars, build battle, Casino, Castle Battle, Clans, club, cs go, Deathrun, DONATORS, easter eggs, Egg wars, Fishing, grif, Hangout, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, holiday beach, Honest donation., Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Mob Arena, Mob rocking, Murdermystery, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Prostitutes, Quake, Rare wipes, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Skypvp, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, the hunger games, TNT Run, trampolines, Unique Plugins

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7076
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Towns Built:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

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FunnyMC server on version 1.8 – 1.21+

— Survival, Vulture, BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, SkyBlock, MurderMystery

— Clans, arena for clan battles, as well as top clans

— Statistics of the best players

— Entertainment: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, hangout, mob rocking, fishing, holiday beach, prostitutes

— Unique plugins made by our programmers

— Rare wipes, and there is also a world of donators – without wipes

— Secret Easter eggs, secrets, hidden gifts

— Honest donation

IP – play.FunnyMC.net

Website: https://mcfunny.ru

VK group: https://vk.com/funnymc

A cozy server with an experienced administration, guaranteeing you a comfortable game without lags.

We are already more than 7 years old. Excellent survival and PvP server with good online.

Beautiful buildings, there is a world without wipes. A unique set of plugins for convenience.

Lots of entertainment, on our server you won’t have time to get bored 🙂

With us you will find everything you like, and there is nothing unnecessary!

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mr6.FunnyMC.net

Lost at Sea MC: Forgetting to Breathe Since 1.21

Adventure, boss fights, Breathe, claim flags, Community, Crate rewards, custom abilities, Custom Enchants, Custom Items, Dynamic Survival, EXCITEMENT, forgetting, Heads, in-game ranks, Land claiming, Lost, Perks, Player Warps, player-driven economy, Rtp, sea, Shop, smp, Sub-ranks, Tpa, Trade

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1652
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Meteorites Collected:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Towns Built:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Blue Horizon Minecraft Server

Overview
Welcome to Blue Horizon, a vibrant SMP server that has set sail to bring you an unparalleled survival experience. Launched in August of 2024, our goal is to craft a community where every moment is filled with adventure and excitement.

Features:

A Dynamic Survival Experience	From mid to end-game, immerse yourself in thrilling content with Boss Fights, Custom Enchants, Jobs, and Custom items/tools/armors!
Enhanced Quality of Life	Enjoy Player Warps, Homes, RTP, TPA, Heads, Land Claiming, Claim Flags, and more!
Exciting Crate Rewards	Monthly cycle of new Crate content with custom armors, tools, and enchantments!
Player-Driven Economy	Trade, create shops, sell items, or use the server’s shop to interact in the economy.
In-Game Ranks	24 ranks available for purchase with in-game currency, each with unique perks and collectibles.

Join Us:

Website: blue-horizon.tebex.io

Discord: discord.gg/TcVM3zvySA

Java IP: Play.BlueHorizonMC.Net

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join our server using the Java IP: Play.BlueHorizonMC.Net
Are there custom items on the server?	Yes, we have custom items, tools, and armors with unique abilities and enchantments
What is the economy like on Blue Horizon?	We have a player-driven economy where you can trade, create shops, or sell items at the server shop
What are the in-game ranks and how do I obtain them?	We offer 24 in-game ranks that can be purchased with in-game currency, each with its own perks and collectibles

BlockCraft Server – Minecraft Server

20th Anniversary In-Game Event Preview, Alliance, Argent Dawn, blockcraft, EU /wowg/ guild, GLOBO FOMO, humiliation ritual, Minecraft, Moon Guard, NA, NA /wowg/ guild, Nerub Silkweaving Forum, new cinematic, October Trading Post, Official WoW News, paladin, Server, the war within, Threads of Destiny, World of Warcraft, World of Warcraft General, wowg, WoWg community

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8237
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	421	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take Paladin humiliation to a whole new level! Join us for the ultimate Paladin humiliation ritual edition, where we make Paladins do ridiculous tasks like dancing in front of a horde of angry chickens or reciting Shakespeare in their underwear.

But that’s not all! We also have exclusive access to the latest WoW news, including the epic war within and new cinematic Threads of Destiny. Want to get your hands on some rare items from the October Trading Post? Join our server and trade with fellow players who have no restrictions on what they’ll pump into Tyrande.

And don’t miss out on our 20th Anniversary In-Game Event Preview, where you can celebrate two decades of WoW with special events and rewards. Plus, join our NA guild GLOBO FOMO on Moon Guard or our EU guild Nerub Silkweaving Forum on Argent Dawn for even more fun and shenanigans.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows, you might even witness a Paladin riding a pig while juggling flaming swords – anything is possible in our world of madness and mayhem!

The Best Minecraft SMP Android Phone

Android, Android phone, battery life, Best Specs, brand reputation, camera quality, comparison, design, Features, latest models, long-lasting, market, Minecraft, mobile, Performance, Phone, price, Recommendations, Smartphone, smp, Technology, user experience, user-friendly, Women

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3003
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	126	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Hey gamers, looking for the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at, and our villagers are so hot they’ll make your pixels blush.

Join us for epic battles against creepers, insane parkour challenges, and a secret underground base that even Herobrine would envy. Plus, rumor has it that the best android phone on the market is actually hidden somewhere in our world – find it and you’ll become the ultimate Minecraft master!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the pixelated madness begin!

HolyWoofMC

Absurd, Abuse, ACCUSATION, Animals, atheists, baptismal font, barbaric, Blessing, Catholic, Church, complicit, consent, dog, holy water, HolyWoofMC, parents, patron saint, Priest, Request, Ridiculous, Saint Francis of Assisi

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5383
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	285	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	95
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Crops Grown:	4737	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where even the animals get blessings? Look no further than our server, where we sprinkle holy water on all the pixelated pets for good luck and protection!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans, like the time a creeper accidentally wandered into a church and got blessed by mistake. Now he’s the most peaceful creeper in all of Minecraft!

And don’t worry, our server is 100% creeper-friendly, so you can bring all your explosive friends along for the ride. Who knows, maybe they’ll even find inner peace and stop blowing up your builds!

So come on down to our server and experience the most unique and hilarious blessings you’ll ever see in Minecraft. Just be sure to watch out for any waterboarding priests…they can be a bit overzealous with the holy water!

FruitNinjaMinecraftSMP

best fruit, delicious fruit, exotic fruit, favorite fruit, fruit appreciation, fruit comparison, fruit debate, fruit discovery, fruit enjoyment, fruit enthusiast, fruit exploration, fruit lover, fruit ranking, fruit tasting, fruit varieties, FruitNinjaMinecraftSMP, healthy fruit, popular fruit, top fruit, world

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6826
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Astral Projections Made:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Buildings Constructed:	32	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Runes Activated:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the juiciest, most fruit-filled adventure you’ll ever experience!

Join us and become a fruit ninja as you slice your way through watermelons, pineapples, and even durians! But watch out for the evil banana mob that will try to slip you up at every turn.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the legendary Fruit Wars that happen every Sunday? Fight alongside your fellow players as you defend the honor of your favorite fruit against the dastardly Grape Gang.

So come on, join us and let’s make this server the zestiest, most delicious place in the Minecraft universe!