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BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

anyátok, BlockyBanter, kurva, long tail tag, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1504
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	226	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Votes:	9784	Meteorites Collected:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t have enough excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant flying squids, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken, and a secret underground disco party where even the creepers know how to bust a move.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “kurva anyátok” gang, a group of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to prank, troll, and generally cause chaos for everyone else. Don’t worry though, they’re all bark and no bite…mostly.

So if you’re ready to embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the ridiculous, and the downright absurd. See you there, if you dare!

Virginity Expiry Date – Minecraft SMP

adolescence, Coming of Age, date, expiry, first time, growing up, losing virginity, Maturity, Minecraft, puberty, sexual awakening, sexual development, sexual experiences, sexual exploration, sexual maturity, smp, teenage experiences, teenage growth, teenage milestones, teenage sexuality, teenage years, VIRGINITY, virginity loss, young adulthood

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2548
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Crops Grown:	3679
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Are you tired of being the only virgin in your friend group? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a 100% success rate of players losing their virginity within the first week of joining! That’s right, our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon can’t resist sliding into your DMs.

Join now and say goodbye to your V-card, because on our server, we guarantee you’ll be crafting more than just diamond swords. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and get ready to level up in more ways than one!

CountryHopper Minecraft SMP

CountryHopper, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1419
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Farms Harvested:	795	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of living in a boring old country with no pizazz? Well, have we got the place for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and escape to a land where the grass is always greener and the pigs fly (literally, we have a mod for that).

Our server is so amazing that even if you were forced to move out of your country, you would choose to live here instead. Why, you ask? Because we have a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a pet dragon that breathes fire on command.

But that’s not all! We also have a community of players who are as crazy as you are, hosting weekly dance parties in the Nether and building giant statues of themselves out of gold blocks. So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and never look back at your boring old country again!

BlockyBountyHunter

abhorrent jobs, BlockyBountyHunter, dirty jobs, disgusting careers, distasteful professions, filthy work, foul tasks, grim professions, grimy occupations, gross occupations, nasty profession, nauseating jobs, noxious careers, offensive occupations, putrid tasks, repulsive careers, revolting jobs, unclean work, unpleasant tasks, unsanitary work, vile professions

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9017
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Join our Minecraft server and become a professional poop scooper! That’s right, we have a whole town dedicated to cleaning up virtual animal waste. But don’t worry, it’s not all stinky work – we have poop-themed mini-games and competitions to keep things interesting. Plus, rumor has it that the rarest diamonds can be found hidden in the piles of poop…if you’re brave enough to dig through it! So come join us and embrace the stink on our one-of-a-kind server.

EcoCrafters: Paying the Price for Pollution

#sustainability, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, carbon pricing, climate change, curb heat-trapping gases, EcoCrafters, emissions reduction, Environment, environmental impact, global warming, mitigation efforts, Nations, Paying, policies, polluting, Pollution, price, Pump, regulations, renewable energy, researchers, success

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4466
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight climate change by building giant wind turbines and solar panels to power our virtual world! we have tried 1,500 ways to save the planet and let me tell ya, not many have worked. but hey, at least we’re trying, right? you can be a hero and save the environment while playing minecraft, how cool is that? plus, if you pollute too much in the game, you have to pay a price… like having to walk everywhere because we take away your virtual car. join us now and be a climate warrior in the world of blocks and pixels!

IndieCraft Server – BigIndieGlob

BigIndieGlob, Chuuba birthday calendar, corpo vtubers, ducks, indie vtubers, IndieCraft, koikatsu cards, large indies, non-english vtubers, OC material, Server, Swarm, tiermaker, Twitch clips guide, twitch partner, twitch streamers, upcoming birthdays, virtual youtubers, vod archival guide, Vtubers, vtubers discussion, youtube equivalent

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8746
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s not run by demons? Look no further! Join our server for indie vtubers with 500 viewers or more! Why join, you ask? Well, because large indie vtubers need love too, and they’re outnumbered by 2viewers by the thousands! This server is for the VIPs, regardless of what language they stream in.

Want to shill your 499view oshi? Go ahead, as long as you’re a Twitch partner or the YouTube equivalent in numbers. And hey, we’ve got a Twitch Clips Guide, VOD Archival Guide, and even a Wheel of Names for some crazy fun!

But wait, isn’t that one a corpo? Don’t worry, as long as they don’t own talent IPs and have at most one member with over 1000 CCV, they’re welcome here! Check out our /lig/ Numbers, VOD Archive, and even our Chuuba Birthday Calendar (WIP) for all the upcoming celebrations.

And if you’re into some SEEEEEEEEEX, we’ve got Koikatsu cards for you to enjoy! So come join the madness and build your own OC material for the OP. Ducks are welcome too! Don’t forget to check out our other useful threads like /vt//wvt/, /vt//corpo/, and more.

Previous Thread: >>83474603 Join now for a wild ride that’s not for the faint of heart!

StakeCraft SMP – Aren’t We Due for a New Version of Staking Soon? Only a Minecraft SMP

anticipation, arent, Blockchain, countdown, cryptocurrency, decentralized finance, Défi, Development, digital assets, due, Financial, general access anniversary, innovation, Investment, milestone, Minecraft, new version, proof of stake, Release, smp, StakeCraft, Staking, Technology, Upcoming, Upgrade, v0.2, Version

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4859
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Dimension Hops:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Players Killed by Monsters:	953	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, have we got the SMP for you! Join us on our server where we have a special feature called “reverse staking” – instead of staking your claim on land, the land stakes its claim on YOU! It’s a wild ride, let me tell you.

And get this – in just a few months, we’re celebrating the anniversary of our v0.2 update with a special event where all players have to wear chicken suits and only communicate through clucking. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of shenanigans we’ll get up to next!

DadCraft Server: Bro’s Trip Cancelled for Baby Duty

baby, Bonding, bros, CANCELLED, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, DadCraft, Decision making, Duty, exhaustion, family, Fatherhood, husband, Motherhood, newborn, newborn phase, parenting, postpartum, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, stress, Support, trip, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3687
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	270
Votes:	8280	Towns Built:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we understand the struggles of parenthood…kind of.

Join us and escape the real world drama like this one mom who thinks her husband should cancel his bro trip to help with their newborn.

On our server, you can leave your responsibilities behind and focus on building the most epic castle or exploring the craziest caves. No judgment here if you need a break from changing diapers or dealing with relationship drama.

Plus, we have a special quest where you have to navigate through a mountain cabin filled with baby zombies and fishing challenges. Who needs a bro trip when you can have a virtual adventure like this?

So come join us and leave the real world drama behind. Just make sure to prioritize your Minecraft duties over your real-life ones…or not, we won’t judge!

HusbandInterruptedAITAH

auto saves, backup, Communication, distraction, Frustration, Game, gameplay, Gaming, ghost of tsushima, husband, HusbandInterruptedAITAH, interruption, overreacting, Quitting, redoing, sensory input, starting over, Storyline, stress, tutorial

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1449
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Buildings Constructed:	37
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where distractions are not allowed! If you’re tired of missing important tips because someone won’t stop talking to you during a standoff, then this is the server for you. Our players are focused and ready to conquer any challenge without interruptions from pesky husbands.

Join us and never worry about missing crucial information again, because on our server, we make sure you have all the tips you need to succeed. Plus, if you ever feel like quitting because of a missed tutorial, just know that starting over is not an option here – we believe in pushing through and conquering every obstacle in your path.

So come on over to our server and show everyone that you can handle any distraction thrown your way. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new sense of focus and determination in the process. Don’t be the asshole who quits, be the hero who perseveres and comes out on top!

CraftyChicksLoveBlocks

#Thoughtfulness, Affection, appreciation, attentiveness, Caring, Communication, consideration, CraftyChicksLoveBlocks, Empathy, Gestures, Gratitude, Kindness, love, Men, mindfulness, relationships, Respect, romance, Support, Understanding, Women

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	177
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	257
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Villages Defended:	19

Hey gamers, are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear – but shh, it’s a secret!

2. We have a pet creeper named Bob who loves giving out hugs (explosive hugs, that is) to all our players.

3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a zombie pigman who will guide you to hidden treasure chests filled with rare loot.

4. We host weekly build battles where the winner gets their very own pet dragon to ride around the server on.

5. Our admin team consists of actual wizards who can grant wishes to players – just be careful what you wish for!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!