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CreeperSmilesMC – “Why is she smiling like that?”

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2612
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8348

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, literally! Our custom plugin allows pigs to sprout wings and soar through the sky, causing chaos and confusion wherever they go. You’ll never look at a pig the same way again!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Dancing Creeper” who loves to bust a move whenever players come near. Don’t worry, he won’t explode on you… we think.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep underground, where skeletons and zombies show off their best dance moves to the beat of the jukebox. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So why is she smiling like that? Because she’s already joined our server and experienced all the craziness and laughter that comes with it. Don’t miss out – join today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other!

PrussianCraft: Where Brandenburgians, Pommeranians, Silesians, and more unite for epic Minecraft adventures!

Adventures, Austrians, Based, Bavarians, Brandenburgians, cucks, culture, East Prussians, Epic, ethnicity, Germans, Hannoveranians, heritage, History, Minecraft, nationalism, Pommeranians, PrussianCraft, regional pride, Rhinelanders, Saxons, Silesians, True Prussians, unite, Westphalians

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9803
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Magic Items Found:	2233

Are you tired of playing on servers filled with cucks? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is exclusively for True Prussians, Saxons, Bavarians, and Austrians. If you’re not one of these based Germans, then sorry, but you’re just a cuck.

Join us for epic battles, where only the strongest and most based players will survive. Build your own Prussian fortress, conquer Silesia, and show those Rhinelanders who’s boss. And don’t even get us started on those Hannoveranians and Westphalians – total cucks.

So if you’re ready to join a server where only the most based Germans thrive, then come on over to our server. Just remember, if you’re not a True Prussian, Saxon, Bavarian, or Austrian, then you’re just a cuck.

FateCraft – Where Creeper meets Saber for epic battles and blocky adventures!

Advanced Quest, Adventures, Battles, blocky, collaboration event, creeper, Drop Rates, Epic, Event Compendium, FAQ, fate grand order, Fate/Grand Order NA, FateCraft, FGO, Floating Island of Innocents, Future Materials, Future Quartz, Hai Ba Trung, Mats/Summoning Info, meets, Pickup Summon, Rateups, Raw Database, Saber, Servant Info, Water Monsters Crisis

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9269
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures and craziness that will leave you laughing until you cry.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a horde of water monsters appears! But don’t worry, we’ve got a special event where you can battle these monsters on a floating island of innocence. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got a summoning event where you can call forth the legendary Hai Ba Trung to help you in your quest.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with advanced quests that will test your skills to the limit. And if you ever need help planning your next move, we’ve got all the tools you need, from servant material lookup to a coin calculator and even a damage calculator.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

PepeCraft: Where Memes and Anime Collide in Blocky Adventures!

Adventures, animated, Anime, blocky, cartoon, Character, collide, cultural reference, favorite anime, Frog, funny, humor, iconic, iconic character, internet, internet culture, meme, memes, Pepe, PepeCraft, pop culture, Referenced, social media, television, viral

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8694
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Crops Grown:	2817

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t even mention Pepe the frog in your favorite anime? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate Pepe paradise! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and of course, tons of Pepe references that will have you ROFLing all day long. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret Pepe shrine hidden deep within our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by the meme gods themselves. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the Pepe party begin!

PuzzleCraft: Where Puzzles Are Solved and Blocks Are Mined!

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6260
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Mines Excavated:	3321	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Star Shards Collected:	230	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate puzzle paradise! Join us at Minewind and get ready to put your brain to the test with mind-bending puzzles that will have you scratching your head in confusion (in a good way, of course).

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the depths of the server. Will you be the one to uncover it and claim your riches? Or will you be outsmarted by the devious puzzles and never see the light of day again? Only time will tell!

So why wait? Join us at Minewind and embark on the craziest, most puzzling adventure of your Minecraft life. Just be sure to bring your thinking cap – you’re gonna need it!

Blocky Beauty Boutique: Where Even the Creepers Are Fabulous!

beauty, beauty standards, blocky, body image, Boutique, Brazil, cleaning, comparison, CREEPERS, Cultural differences, discrimination, Fabulous, Fashion (Industry), image, Modeling, Perception, perspective, prejudice, social media, societal norms, Stereotypes, supermodel, Thoughts, TOILET, Usa

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	893
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Towns Built:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, come join our server where the NPCs are so advanced, they’ll clean your toilet for you! That’s right, in our virtual world, even the characters have jobs to do. And who wouldn’t want a Brazilian maid cleaning their Minecraft toilet? Trust us, it’s a game-changer. So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a plunger!

Minty McBlockface – The Ultimate Fantôme Adventure!

#DigitalContent, #fancommunity, #InternetCelebrity, #LadyMintEdition, #MintFantôme, #MintMataraPodcast, #OnlineMerchandiseShop, #OnlinePersonality, #OnlinePresence, #OnlineStore, Adventure, contentcreator, covers, entertainer, Fantôme, McBlockface, merchandise, Minty, Music, Podcast, Singer, socialmedia, twitter, Ultimate, Youtubechannel

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7278
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34	Void Armor Forged:	20
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about Lady Mint Edition. Legend has it that she once tamed a herd of creepers and rode them into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. Her skills are unmatched, her builds are legendary, and her YouTube channel is the stuff of Minecraft dreams.

And if you join now, you’ll get exclusive access to Mint & Matara Podcast merch that will make all your blocky friends jealous. Plus, did I mention the covers? Lady Mint Edition’s renditions of Minecraft tunes will make you want to dance like a zombie villager on a full moon.

So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server and become a part of the most epic adventure you’ll ever experience. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky Endermen – they’re always up to no good!

BrownTownCraft: Where we ask the important questions like “How brown is too brown?” Join us for some LOLs and epic adventures!

acceptance, Adventures, Appearance, beauty standards, BROWN, BrownTownCraft, color, complexion, cultural norms, discrimination, Diversity, Epic, equality, ethnicity, Identity, important, Inclusivity, Join, lols, Melanin, prejudice, questions, Race, self esteem, shade, skin tone, Social Issues, society

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1978
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Are you tired of boring, bland Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so brown, it’ll make you question if brown is even a color! Join us for a wild ride through a world where everything is brown – the trees, the animals, even the diamonds! But be warned, if you can’t handle the brown, you might just go insane! So come on, join us and see just how brown you can handle!

– “Blocky Banter” – “Creepin’ Crafters” – “Pixel Pals” – “Llama Land” – “Redstone Rascals” – “Endermen Empire” – “Zombie Zone” – “Creeper Chaos” – “Diamond Dynasty” – “Crafty Craziness”

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3664
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is about to blow your mind! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. They can build anything your heart desires, from a giant toilet to a working roller coaster that will make you question your sanity.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave.

NikkeCraft: The Ultimate General Server #2114 – Get your Nikke on in Minecraft!

#ActiveCodes, #AnniversaryPoll, #AnniversaryStream, #Beta2, #CostumePasses, #CurrentEvents, #DevelopersNote, #GameDownload, #MissionPass, #MsDangerous, #NikkeGeneral, #SpecialRecruit, #UnionRaid, Android, coop, FAQ, general, Ios, Minecraft, nikke, NikkeCraft, Optimization, PC, Server, Ultimate, update

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3735
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Buildings Constructed:	17	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your creativity (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing until you cry.

But that’s not all – we also have special events like the Union Raid, where you can team up with other players to take down powerful bosses, or the Co-Op: Land Eater event, where you’ll need to work together to survive against a horde of hungry zombies. And don’t forget about our 1.5th Anniversary celebration, coming soon with surprises that will blow your mind!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most fun-filled Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen (and usually does)!