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Crafty Craplords: Where Shitposting meets Minecraft

Community, Crafty, Craplords, cyber, Digital, Digital culture, Entertainment, funny, humor, internet, jokes, Laughter, love, meets, memes, Minecraft, ONLINE, online humor, sarcasm, SHIT POSTING, shitposting, social media, trolling, viral, web

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2968
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9747	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Animals Bred:	50
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	7

Are you tired of boring, serious Minecraft servers? Do you want a place where you can unleash your inner meme lord and shitpost to your heart’s content? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all your trolling needs!

Join us for epic battles where the only rule is to have fun and make everyone laugh with your ridiculous antics. Build giant statues of your favorite memes, create pixel art of internet celebrities, and prank your friends with elaborate traps that will leave them scratching their heads.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Troll King, a mysterious figure who roams the land causing chaos and confusion wherever he goes. Will you be able to outwit him and claim the title of Ultimate Troll?

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos and let your inner shitposter run wild, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you!

Get stuck in the ‘Epoxy Lands’ – where survival gets stickier than a DIY project gone wrong!

Banks, come, Difficult, diy, epoxy, high level mobs, HOURS, hundreds, Ip:, java, Lands, love, people, Play, Project, Quests, Season, Server, Skills, Small, smp, Staff, stickier, Stuck, Survival, Version, welcome, wrong

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8555
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Buildings Constructed:	22
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Epoxy Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Epoxy
Game Mode	Survival
Features	Quests, skills, banks, lands, high level mobs
Server IP	play.epoxymc.net
Version	1.20.4 (java only)

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: When did the server start?

A: The server started on 10/05/2024.

Q: What can I expect on the server?

A: You can expect quests, skills, banks, lands, and high level mobs that will attack you without reason.

Q: Is the server difficult?

A: Yes, the server is very difficult with high level mobs everywhere.

Q: Do you have staff to help with questions?

A: Yes, there are sufficient staff members to help with any questions or issues you may have.

Q: Can I join the server?

A: Yes, you are welcome to join the server at play.epoxymc.net.

VtuberCraft

Avatar, Community, CONTENT, Digital, Entertainment, Gaming, Global, influencer, Interactive, internet, ONLINE, Phenomenon, Popular, Reality, Sensation, streaming, Technology, trend, virtual, Vtuber, VtuberCraft

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9347
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Star Shards Collected:	229
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the Vtuber trend of all time! Join us for a wild ride filled with virtual YouTubers running amok in the virtual world.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant virtual YouTuber pops out of nowhere and challenges you to a dance-off. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret Vtuber concert hidden deep in the mines. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all, folks. We have exclusive Vtuber skins and accessories for you to deck out your character in style. Want to dress up as a kawaii catgirl Vtuber? We’ve got you covered. How about a suave Vtuber with a slick suit and shades? We’ve got that too.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the Vtuber trend of all time. Who knows, you might even become besties with a virtual celebrity!

AlphaCraft: Where Minecraft meets primal instincts in a hilarious showdown for dominance!

alpha male, Alphacraft, Coming of Age, Community, Competition, culture, customs, DOMINANCE, family dynamics, Fatherhood, Gender Roles, generation, heritage, Hierarchy, hilarious, Instincts, leadership, Masculinity, meets, Minecraft, primal, Respect, Rituals, showdown, social norms, Son, tradition

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8230
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Animals Bred:	13
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Forget about traditional methods, on our Minecraft server, we settle who’s the alpha male by having an epic build-off challenge! That’s right, whoever can construct the most impressive castle in the shortest amount of time gets to wear the crown (literally, we have a virtual crown in-game). So if you think you have what it takes to rule the land, come join us and show off your building skills!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours, but either way, it’s guaranteed to be a wild ride.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on a journey filled with epic builds, llama conspiracies, and the quest to become the ultimate alpha male (or female, we don’t discriminate)!

Electrified Creepers: No Square Brackets Allowed, Just Fun Features & Shenanigans Galore!

{Java IP}, Allowed, amp, Bedrock Port, Brackets, CREEPERS, daily backups, Discord Channel, Discord to Minecraft Chatting, Economy, Electrified, Features, Fun, Galore, Join/Leave announcements, Land claiming, Lite RPG, Live Map, Mob Heads, No Whitelisting, Non-P2W store, Non-Premium Crates, Personal Homes, Professionalism, public warps, Safety, Shenanigans, smp, Square, Teleporting to Friends, Voting Perks

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4040
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22	Potions Brewed:	166
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Towns Built:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Divine Spears Created:	24
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	22

Charged Creeper SMP Server Overview

Feature	Description
Quality of Life (QoL)
Lite RPG
Non-P2W store	Complete chat customization, portable music boxes, Join/Leave announcements, etc. NO gear is sold, nor is any playable content locked behind a paywall.
Voting Perks	Gain random rewards each day for supporting our server through the /vote command.
Economy	Completely player-owned and operated. Choose how you want to be paid / what to sell.
Cross-play	Play with your friends on any platform!
Professionalism	A staff that knows the game and can rapidly identify problems to prevent server lag, bug exploits & quickly engage hotfixes to minimalize downtime.
No Whitelisting	That’s right, come play any time restriction-free!
Safety	Land claiming keeps your builds safe. We have the ability to restore corrupted inventories, rollback damage, keep daily backups and much more!
Discord	Discord Channel
Java IP	mc.chargedcreeper.com
Bedrock Port	25566

FAQ – Questions & Answers

Q: Is the server free to play?

A: Yes, the server is free to play with no pay-to-win elements.

Q: Can I play with my friends on different platforms?

A: Yes, the server supports cross-play so you can play with friends on any platform.

Q: How do I protect my builds from griefing?

A: You can claim land to keep your builds safe, and the server has the ability to restore corrupted inventories and rollback damage.

Q: Are there regular updates and communication with the community?

A: Yes, the server has a Discord channel with tons of extra information for the community and regular updates.

CraftyMythBusters

#videogames, CraftyMythBusters, Debunked, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming industry, gaming myths, gaming myths busted, gaming myths debunked, Myths, Urban Legends, video game facts, video game folklore, Video Game History, video game hoaxes, video game legends, video game misconceptions, video game misconceptions clarified, video game rumors, video game urban legends

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	941
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind! Join us for a wild ride through the craziest myths and legends of the gaming world. Ever heard of the myth that punching a tree in Minecraft will make it drop diamonds? Yeah, we debunked that one real quick. Or how about the rumor that if you build a house out of obsidian, you’ll unlock a secret portal to the Nether? Trust us, we tried it and all we got was a bunch of angry pigmen. So if you’re ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little from all the excitement, then come join us on our server. Who knows what insane myths we’ll debunk next!

Queen of Blocks: The Secret to Minecraft Success!

achievement, blocks, charisma, Confidence, Dedication, discipline, empowerment, hard work, inspiration, leadership, Management, Minecraft, non-sexual, perseverance, Personality, Popular, public image, Queen, reputation, Role Model, secret, self-control, success, Successful, talent

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4210
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Villages Defended:	20
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27

Welcome to the most non-sexual Minecraft server out there! Our server is so non-sexual that even the creepers blush when they see us. Join us for a wild ride of building, mining, and absolutely zero inappropriate behavior.

But don’t let our lack of sexual content fool you, we have some of the craziest events on this side of the blocky universe. From llama races to underwater pumpkin carving contests, you’ll never be bored on our server.

And if you’re wondering how we manage to be so popular without any sexual content, it’s all thanks to our resident llama, Larry. Legend has it that Larry once defeated an Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a can-do attitude. So if you want to be part of a server where llamas are the real MVPs, join us today!

So come on over to our non-sexual Minecraft server and see why everyone is talking about us. Who needs romance when you have llamas and pumpkin carving contests, right?

Broomstix: Where brooms are the main mode of transportation and Sundays are for flying. No actual stix involved, just magic.

1.20.6, Actual, Bartering economy, bedrock, brooms, Broomstix, Claims, classic, Creative, Customenchants, Dynmap, flying, FlyOnSundays, hard difficulty, In-game messaging, Involved, java, Magic, Main, Minecraft-Discord integration, Mode, No Grief, PetTeleport, Protectionstones, pvp arena, Random teleportation, responsive staff, Semi Vanilla, smp, stix, SUNDAYS, Transportation, voting ranks

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7627
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Java & Bedrock IP	play.broomstix.net
Default ports
Discord server	https://discord.gg/qbdA4Gs3f8
Online In-game map	https://map.broomstix.net/

Features:

Running with backwards compatibility on the latest Minecraft version
Bedrock and Java cross-play (No Java account required)
Hard difficulty
Custom enchantments
Put a lead on mobs to teleport them
Free fly in the overworld every Sunday
ProtectionStones for land claiming
Bartering economy system
No grief
Exclusive main PvP arena with keep inventory
Random teleportation allowed in the overworld and nether
In-game private messaging, homes and /sethome and player to player teleportation (/home, /w, /msg, /tell, /r, /tpa, /tpahere)
Minecraft-Discord integration to interact with the community even when away from the game
Responsive staff
Voting ranks and rewards
Server shops, a public market, and tutorial warps

FAQ:

Is there cross-play between Java and Bedrock players?

Yes, there is cross-play available on the server, and no Java account is required.

Are there exclusive features for players on the server?

Yes, there are several exclusive features such as custom enchantments, free fly Sundays, and an exclusive main PvP arena with keep inventory.

Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, griefing is not allowed on the server. There are protections in place to prevent griefing, such as ProtectionStones for land claiming.

How can I interact with the community outside of the game?

You can join the Discord server provided in the server information to interact with the community through voice channels and chat even when you are away from the game.

Are there rewards for voting on the server?

Yes, there are voting ranks and rewards for players who participate in voting for the server.

SnowyLandia

best country, culture, demographics, discrimination, Diversity, Economy, education, equality, Future, Global, HUMAN RIGHTS, immigration, opportunities, Politics, Privilege, progress, race relations, SnowyLandia, social justice, society, white people

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3828
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	78
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Void Gems Collected:	33	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Votes:	9834	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous ways possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes! Or how about diving into a secret underwater world filled with talking dolphins who will trade you diamonds for seaweed?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn sanctuary where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns into battle against evil zombie llamas. And if that’s not enough, we even have a hidden treasure chest that contains unlimited stacks of enchanted golden carrots!

So why wait? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky, wild world of Minecraft madness. Will it remain the best? Only time will tell, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find another server quite like ours anywhere else!

PlumberCraft: Mushroom Kingdom Edition

Community, creativity, diy, Download, Edition, fan game, Fun, gameplay, Kingdom, legal issues, Mario, Mario 64, Mario Builder 64, modding, Mushroom, Nintendo, nintendo 64, Nostalgia, platformer, PlumberCraft, Retro, ROM hacking, Super Mario, video game

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8097
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	28

Are you tired of playing the same old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because Mario Builder 64 is here to save the day! Join our server before Nintendo lawyers catch wind of all the fun we’re having.

Embark on epic adventures with Mario and his pals in a blocky world like you’ve never seen before. Build your own Mushroom Kingdom, stomp on Goombas, and collect as many coins as your pixelated heart desires.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret warp pipes that will transport you to hidden levels and power-ups that will make you feel like you’ve eaten a Super Star.

So what are you waiting for? Join Mario Builder 64 now and let the hilarity ensue! Just don’t tell Bowser we’re having this much fun without him.