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Prophetic Pixelmon Pals: Noah’s Ark Edition

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2261
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	19	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Void Gems Collected:	33
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Animals Bred:	45

Are you tired of boring old prophets like Noah? Come join our Minecraft server where we have absolutely zero prophets, just a bunch of players building epic structures and battling creepers like there’s no tomorrow! Who needs prophecies when you can have fun and chaos in the virtual world? Join us now and leave those prophets in the dust!

Enchanted Pixel Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, advice, ANONYMOUS, Appearance, b.., critique, Enchanted, Evaluation, Feedback, feedback request, forum, Girlfriend, girlfriend approval, Honesty, judgment, Online Community, opinion, Personality, PIXEL, Rating, Realm, relationship, social media, Thoughts

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2289
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Void Gems Collected:	17
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Bro, forget about your girlfriend and join this epic Minecraft server where the blocks are hotter than her!

We got creepers that explode like your ex’s drama, and zombies that are more braindead than your last relationship.

Join us for some pixelated fun and forget about real life drama, because on this server, the only thing you need to worry about is building the sickest castle and trolling your friends.

So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever experienced. Trust me, you won’t regret it, unlike that last Tinder date you went on.

Vtuber Conspiracies Minecraft SMP

conspiracies, conspiracy theories, digital influencers, internet culture, Internet Mysteries, internet secrets, Minecraft, online communities, online conspiracies, online gossip, online mysteries, online rumors, online speculation, online theories, smp, virtual content creators., virtual entertainment, virtual reality, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, vtuber community, VTuber fans

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4248
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we dive deep into the world of vtuber conspiracies! Join us as we uncover the truth behind why all the cows in the game are secretly vtubers in disguise. Rumor has it that if you mine straight down at exactly 3:33 AM, you’ll uncover a secret underground vtuber lair filled with diamond-encrusted microphones. But be careful, because the Ender Dragon is actually a vtuber in disguise trying to steal all our subscribers! So come join us on this wild adventure and uncover the mysteries of the vtuber world in Minecraft!

CarCraft: Petty Cousin Edition

aita, car ownership, car stolen, CarCraft, close family, Communication, cousin, Edition, family, family dynamics, financial agreement, financial difficulty, financial responsibility, log book, loyalty, ownership, parking fine, Petty, sold car, Trust, Understanding, Unpaid

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8833
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Towns Built:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Hey there gamers!

So, picture this: you join our Minecraft server and you’re just minding your own business, building your dream castle, when suddenly a wild car appears! Yes, you read that right – a car in Minecraft! And not just any car, but a magical car that can fly and shoot fireworks out of its exhaust pipe. How cool is that?

But wait, there’s more! This car comes with a crazy backstory – it was originally owned by a generous player who sold it for a measly £500 to their cousin, only to have it sold again without their knowledge. Now, the new owners are trying to change the ownership details, but the original owner is not having any of it. Drama, betrayal, and parking fines – this car has seen it all!

So, if you want to experience the thrill of driving a flying, firework-shooting car in Minecraft, and maybe even uncover the mystery behind its shady past, then join our server now! Who knows what other wacky adventures await you in this crazy world. See you there!

LonelyCraft

Boundaries, Burnout, changing priorities, emotional exhaustion, inner peace, introversion, lifestyle changes, LonelyCraft, mental health, personal development, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-discovery journey, self-empowerment, social exhaustion, societal pressures, solitude

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9818
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Star Shards Collected:	102	New Chunks Explored:	434263
Potions Brewed:	124	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Are you tired of dealing with boring, mundane people in your everyday life? Do you just want to escape to a world where you can be all by yourself and not have to worry about socializing? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where you can build, explore, and create to your heart’s content without having to deal with pesky humans. No more small talk, no more awkward social interactions – just you and your virtual world.

Our server is the perfect place for introverts, hermits, and anyone who just needs a break from the chaos of the outside world. So come join us and embrace your inner loner – trust us, you won’t regret it!

HeartBeat Haven

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1211
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that is so lit, it’s like having a dual chamber leadless pacemaker implanted in a child? Well, look no further, cuz we got the craziest server in town!

Our server is like no other, just like this AVEIR dual chamber device! It’s so different from traditional servers because it’s like 10 times smaller and has no leads or cords… just like how our server is leadless and cordless, baby!

Join us now for a heart-pounding adventure that will have you feeling like you’re implanted with the coolest pacemaker in town. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Let’s get gaming, y’all!

LittleDigPlanet

10+ Year History, Age 25+, Community, Creative Server, creeper, Difficulty, Discord, Dynmap, Enderman, Experience, legacy server, LittleDigPlanet, Map, Max Render Distance, Minecraft, No-Claims, Server, smaller, update, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9397
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	55	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Magic Items Found:	2343
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Rules
Age Requirement: 25+
No Ranks or Moderator positions
No area claim plugins
Started new map on June 9th, 2023 with the 1.20 update
World border set at 30k blocks in every direction from spawn
Small community with 8-12 players online at peak times
Render view distance set at 32 chunks
Playing on Hard difficulty

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our Discord using the provided link and tell us about yourself before we whitelist you.

Q: Is there an age requirement?

A: Yes, the age requirement is 25+ to join the server.

Q: Are there area claim plugins on the server?

A: No, we do not use area claim plugins on the server.

Q: What is the world border set at?

A: The world border is currently set at 30k blocks in every direction from spawn.

Q: How many players are usually online at peak times?

A: We typically have 8-12 players online at peak times.

Q: What is the render view distance set at?

A: The render view distance is set at the maximum of 32 chunks.

Q: Do you use any plugins on the server?

A: We use plugins for grief protection, chat functionality, and other minor enhancements. Please refer to the overview for more details.

EternalCraft Skyrealm 1.20

controversial topics, criminal acts, criminal behavior, cultural acceptance, Cultural differences, cultural norms, EternalCraft, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate conduct, Japan, Japanese society, pedophilia, public behavior, public perception, rape, skyrealm, social acceptance, Social Issues, societal norms, societal taboos, taboo subjects, train etiquette

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5027
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	101	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Farms Harvested:	728
Buildings Constructed:	13	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Wilderness Tamed:	20

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride through a land where anything goes! We embrace the chaos and madness of Japan, where you can build and explore without limits.

Forget about societal norms, on our server, you can be as loud as you want on the train and eat while walking without any judgment.

Embrace the freedom to express yourself in the most outrageous ways possible. Join us and let your creativity run wild in a world where anything is possible!

Console Game Breaker Minecraft SMP

Breaker, CIRI, console, console release, controversy, criticism, Disappointment, fan expectations, fan reactions, Flop, Game, game development, game quality, Gaming, industry trends, insanely broken game, Minecraft, MONEY, profit, Sales, smp, video games, Witcher 4, wrong

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5023
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Farms Harvested:	130
Votes:	9119	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Love Letters Sent:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Are you tired of playing on boring, perfectly functioning servers? Join our Minecraft SMP where we release insanely broken games (on console) and still make a bunch of money anyways! Anons still believe that Witcher 4 will flop because of Ciri, but we’re here to prove them wrong with our chaotic and hilarious gameplay. Join us for a wild ride filled with glitches, unexpected twists, and plenty of laughs. Who needs a perfectly polished server when you can have this level of insanity? Join now and see for yourself why we’re the most entertaining Minecraft SMP out there!

No Meds, Just Blocks

blocks, critical care, disease prevention, emergency medicine, health crisis, Healthcare, healthcare access, healthcare disparities, life-saving treatments, life-threatening conditions, medical advancements, medical breakthroughs, medical expertise, medical history, medical innovations, Medical Interventions, medical miracles, Medical research, medical technology, meds, modern medicine, survival stories

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3097
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

If modern medicine didn’t exist, you’d probably be dead from a paper cut or a pesky mosquito bite. But fear not, on our Minecraft server, we have magical healing potions that can cure anything from a broken heart to a zombie bite. Join us and never worry about dying from a common cold again! Plus, our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that? So come on over and join the wackiest, wildest Minecraft server around!

AussieCraft: Ukrained and Confused

AussieCraft, Australia, Captivity, captured, Conflict, Confused, Fighting, footage, foreign fighter, International, interrogated, investigation, man, Military, News, Propaganda, Russian, Soldier, Tensions, Ukraine, Ukrained, Video, War

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6817
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can fight for ur country like that australian dude fighting for ukraine in that russian video? well, u can do that here! join our server and u can be a hero too! fight off the evil mobs and protect the land like a true warrior. plus, we have a secret underground base where u can plan ur attacks and strategize with ur fellow players. come join us and be a part of something epic!