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Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 2880 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 16 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground village where the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they will trade you rare items in exchange for your soul. just kidding, they want diamonds.
oh, and did we mention the flying pigs? yes, you can ride them and soar through the skies like a majestic bacon angel.
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the weird and wonderful world of minecraft like never before. trust us, you won’t regret it. or maybe you will, but it will be a hilarious regret.