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YandexCraft: Putin’s GPU Paradise

Competition, digital economy, global market, GOOGLE, GPU, GPUs, innovation, internet, market exit, nvidia, Paradise, Putins, ReBuilding, russia, Russia technology, Russian companies, Russian economy, sanctions, sanctions lifted, search engine, tech industry, Technology, YANDEX, YandexCraft

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so like, this server is like the russia’s google of minecraft servers, except not really because we’re way cooler and way more fun. we just broke free from sanctions and now we’re teaming up with nvidia GPUs to make this server even more epic.

join us if you want to be a part of the most badass minecraft community ever. we have crazy builds, insane events, and the best players around. plus, our staff is like a bunch of superheroes, always ready to help you out and make sure you’re having a blast.

come join us and be a part of the revolution. who needs google when you have us? let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time.

ExtraterrestrialRoastFest

alien lifeforms, aliens, beings from another planet, Creative, Extraterrestrial, ExtraterrestrialRoastFest, Fiction, hypothetical, hypothetical beings, hypothetical scenarios, hypothetical situations, Imaginative, imaginative interpretations, intergalactic, OFFENDED, outer space, renditions, Sci Fi, science fiction, Speculative, Visitors

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come join dis server if u wanna see aliens gettin offended by our ridiculouz renditions of them. we got alien villages with houses made outta space cheese and cows wearin tin foil hats. u can even ride on a space ship made outta blocks and shoot laserz at creepers. itz outta dis world fun, literally. so come on in and make dem aliens laugh at how silly we are.

🎣 Sunburnt SMP: The server where fish wear shades and gear wears sunscreen! Join now for a burnin’ good time! 🌞🐠

burnin’, Community, Dedication, Discord, Economy, Exclusive content, Fish, Gear, Good, Harmony, Interference, Join, Lobster, mettle, opportunities, Quests, resource pack, Server, Shades, smp, sunburnt, sunscreen, Thrive, Time, Trade, twitter, unite, Updates, wear, Wears

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Server IP	play.shaded.gg
Discord	https://discord.gg/XsqPJgjTeR

Overview

Hello, fellow Minecrafters! 🎉

Are you ready to embark on an unforgettable Minecraft adventure? Look no further than Shaded, the ultimate SMP survival server that’s taking the Minecraft world by storm in 2024! 🌍💥

Prepare to be amazed by the incredible features and benefits that await you on Shaded:

🐟 NEW! Fishing Log. Discover the thrill of fishing with our Fishing Log!
🦞 NEW! Lobster Pots. Dive into lobster fishing!
⚔️ NEW! PvP Arena. Test your skills in PvP battles!
🏰 Land Claiming and Grief Prevention. Build with security.
🛍️ Custom Gear, Economy, Shops, and Auctions. Immerse yourself in a thriving Minecraft economy.
🌟 Free (Vote) Ranks, Kits, and Perks. Earn rewards through voting!
🗺️ Quests, Events, and (Weekly) Challenges. Engage in exciting activities!

Shaded is the ultimate cross-platform server, uniting Java and Bedrock players. Join today and experience Minecraft like never before! 🚀

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply copy and paste the IP address play.shaded.gg into your Minecraft client.

Q: Is PvP mandatory on Shaded?

A: No, PvP is entirely optional on Shaded. You can choose to participate based on your preferences.

Q: How can I protect my builds on the server?

A: Shaded offers a robust land claiming and grief prevention system to ensure your creations and belongings are safe and secure.

Q: Are there custom features on Shaded?

A: Yes, Shaded features custom gear, a unique economy system, shops, auctions, and more!

Q: How can I earn free ranks, kits, and perks on Shaded?

A: By voting on the server, you can earn free ranks, kits, and perks to enhance your gameplay experience.

Q: What platforms are supported on Shaded?

A: Shaded is a cross-platform server, welcoming both Java and Bedrock players to join in the fun.

Stay connected with us on Discord, Twitter, and our website for the latest news and updates. We look forward to welcoming you to the Shaded family! 🎮💖

Discord: Shaded Discord 💬
Twitter: Shaded Twitter 🐦
Vote: Vote 🗳️

SoulfulEnds Minecraft Server

Adventure, Boss Battles, Challenging, Choice, consequences, dark lord, dark souls, decision, endings, Epic, FANTASY, first flame, Frampt, Gaming, Immersive, Kaathe, Minecraft, role playing, RPG, Server, SoulfulEnds, Storyline, video games

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Are you tired of getting jewd by creepy snake dudes in Dark Souls? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can choose whatever ending you want without getting jewd by anyone! Whether you want to link the first flame or become the dark lord, the only thing getting jewd here is the creepers trying to blow up your house. Join us and experience a world where your decisions actually matter (unlike in Dark Souls, where you’re just a puppet for those sneaky serpents). So come on over and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our crazy Minecraft world!

CraftyMine Minecraft Server

Appearances, attracting mates, biological imperative, CraftyMine, evolutionary psychology, Family Values, genetic legacy, having kids, Human Behavior, materialism, mating rituals, Minecraft, moral codes, natural selection, obsession with money, passing on genes, self-preservation, Server, social constructs, societal expectations, societal norms, status symbols, survival instincts

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more twisted than our pixelated world is the players themselves! Join us if you’re tired of the same old boring servers where people just build houses and mine for diamonds. Here, we embrace the true chaotic nature of humanity.

Our server is like a social experiment gone wrong, where players will do anything to survive and thrive. Want to build a castle made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Feel like starting a cult dedicated to worshipping the elusive Creeper god? We won’t stop you! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server admins, but they’re usually too busy trying to keep up with the madness).

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of betrayal, the joy of trolling, and the satisfaction of watching your enemies fall into a pit of lava. Who needs self-preservation when you can have a blast causing chaos and mayhem? So come on, join our server and let your inner villain run wild. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun)!

VehicleVibesMC

Agreement, Bronco, brother, CAR, contract, Deal, family, Help, Job, kia, maintenance, MONEY, parents, Promise, RAM, Sell, Trade, Truck, Upset, Vehicle, VehicleVibesMC

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we treat you like adults and let you do whatever you want with your virtual trucks! Just like the OP’s parents, we won’t hold you back from selling your vehicles for a profit.

Join us for some epic adventures and crazy deals, just like the ones in this story. Who knows, you might even find a virtual Jeep Patriot loaded with goodies that you can sell for a sweet profit to upgrade to a virtual Bronco.

But beware, not everyone will be as generous as the OP. Some players might try to make contracts with you to ensure they get their virtual trucks back for just $1! Will you take the deal or go rogue like the OP and sell your truck for a hefty sum?

So come on over to our server and experience the drama, the deals, and the virtual vehicles that will make you question your loyalty to your in-game family. Who needs a 12-year-old Kia shitbox when you can drive a virtual Bronco? Join now and let the virtual adventures begin!

ScentCrafters: Taste the Strange!

bizarre scents, eccentric tastes, favorite flavors, favorite scents, favorite smells, favorite tastes, odd food preferences, odd taste, peculiar flavors, peculiar tastes, quirky tastes, ScentCrafters, strange, strange aroma, strange odors, Taste, unique smells, unusual flavors, unusual food combinations, unusual fragrances, unusual scents, weird smell, weird taste

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that smell like stale cheese and taste like old socks? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of deliciousness in your face! Join us if you want to experience the intoxicating aroma of freshly baked cookies mixed with the taste of victory and glory. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else! So come on, join us and indulge in the weird smells and tastes that will make your Minecraft experience unforgettable!

KrautHealer Minecraft Server

combat medic, conflict zone, Court, death sentence, EXECUTION, foreign fighter, German, HUMAN RIGHTS, international law, international relations, justice system, KrautHealer, Legal System, Military, military personnel, Minecraft, Prisoner, punishment, sentencing, Server, trial, Ukraine, War Crimes

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join our epic minecraft server where you can be a german combat medic serving in ukraine and NOT get sentenced to death!!! instead, you can build epic bases, fight off creepers, and have epic battles with other players in a virtual world where anything is possible. plus, our server has the most epic mods and plugins that will make your gaming experience even more insane. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

SledgehammerCraft

beheaded, Bust, controversy, crime, Destruction, dictator, headlines, historical figure, iconoclasm, memorial, Moscow Times, News, political statement, public art, russia, Russian Park, sculpture, sledgehammer, SledgehammerCraft, STALIN, Vandalism

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lol come join our minecraft server where we behead stalin busts with sledgehammers for fun! it’s like a virtual russian park but with more chaos and explosions. join us for a wild ride of destruction and mayhem as we take down historical statues in the most ridiculous ways possible. who needs history when you can have this much fun in minecraft? come on, you know you want to be a part of this insanity!

WaffleCraft: Pancake Edition

Breakfast, breakfast foods, Cooking, cooking equipment, Culinary, Edition, Food, humor, irony, Kitchen Appliances, Kitchen Gadgets, kitchen humor, Kitchen Tools, kitchen utensils, kitchenware, pancake, PANCAKES, waffle iron, WaffleCraft

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join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own waffle iron dat makes PANCAKES. yep, u heard it right. forget bout boring old waffles, we got u covered with sum delish pancakes straight outta ur waffle iron. plus, u can ride dragons dat fart rainbows and shoot out glitter. who needs boring old horses when u can fly on a rainbow-farting dragon? come join da fun and let ur imagination run wild. u won’t regret it, promise.

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Astral Projections Made:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
New Chunks Explored:	399670	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Animals Bred:	117
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9089
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	102	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Void Gems Collected:	12	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Runes Activated:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	4332
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	14

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Chimeras Created:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100	Dragon Eggs Found:	5729
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Crops Grown:	9424	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Crazy no_soy_hacker Minecraft Servers

Overview

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

Q: Is PvP mandatory on Shaded?

Q: How can I protect my builds on the server?

Q: Are there custom features on Shaded?

Q: How can I earn free ranks, kits, and perks on Shaded?

Q: What platforms are supported on Shaded?