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No_Hope_For_You_Retards Minecraft SMP

hopelessness, hurtful words, ableism, insensitivity, No_Hope_For_You_Retards

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

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ParkinsonsCraft: Microbiota Madness

microbiota, Gut microbiota, gut inflammation, gut health, research findings

so like, u know how ur gut is like full of little dudes that help u digest food and stuff? well turns out, those little dudes might have something to do with parkinson’s disease! crazy, right? but don’t worry, our minecraft server has the cure! just join us and let our virtual gut microbiota work their magic on u. u’ll be parkinson’s free in no time! plus, we have like, the best virtual doctors in the game. they’ll make sure u stay healthy and happy while u build ur epic virtual world. so come on, what are u waiting for? join us now and say goodbye to parkinson’s forever!

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DataVerse SMP

Datapacks, Performance, live programmed display, Contentcreation, content creators

Hello and welcome to the DataVerse S.M.P, if you like content creators, datapck, etc then be our guest. we have a completely custom map optimized for the best preformance and (its a overworld style superflat with ores under the ground and multiple standard and custom minecraft biomes along with custom caves like a ender cave, lush cave, and hellhole. we are usually very nice and inviting and helpful (even though theres sometimes drama but thats what happens in most friend groups am i right). and we have special events like live programed display events and spin the wheel for datapacks too. so please come and join!

DataVerseSMP.enderpvp.fun:19457

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Where’s My Chest? SMP – Now with Semi-vanilla flavor and extra spicy Custom Plugins 1.20.6!

Minecraft Server Information

Server Name	Waychest
Server IP	`waychest.com`
Server Location	United States West Coast
Website	https://waychest.com/
Wiki	https://waychest.com/info
Version	1.20.6-1.21 (Java; Vanilla client)
Gameplay Types	[SMP] [Semi-Vanilla] [PvE]

Overview

Waychest is a custom-built Minecraft experience that extends vanilla survival mode with an emphasis on exploration and building. It is a hybrid of a public multiplayer server and a private Realm, where players can start their own journey in a shared world.

Feature Highlights

“Journey” System: Players are placed into their own “server” called a Journey, with a random spawn point in a shared survival world.
Waychests: Special chests that act as beacons, guiding players to find each other and rewarding exploration.
“Waychest Flight” Minigame: Craft an Elytra and engage in an in-world flying challenge.
Discovery-based Warps: Fast travel between certain blocks after unlocking warp points.
Integrated Region Protection: Waychests create protection areas for blocks and containers.
“Radiance”: Skip the night with a special effect that prevents mob spawns.
Region Maps: Loot maps that generate pre-explored regions for convenience.
Custom Advancements: Custom mechanics with associated advancements.
No Monetization: No premium perks or donator tiers.

Start your own Journey today at waychest.com! The server welcomes all players who follow the rules. Read more about the custom content on the Wiki.

AlienCraft Minecraft Server

anthropology, intergalactic, cultural exchange, perspective, aliens

👽 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where aliens have landed and the first humans they meet are the Dutch! 🇳🇱

Join us for a wild ride as the aliens try to make sense of humanity based on their encounter with the Dutch. Will they think we all wear wooden clogs and eat cheese for every meal? Or maybe they’ll believe that windmills are our primary mode of transportation!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky characters. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker where the Dutch are actually plotting to take over the world with their tulip army. And don’t even get us started on the flying bicycles that roam the skies!

So come on down and join us for a truly out-of-this-world experience. Who knows, maybe you’ll even befriend a Dutch alien or two along the way! 😉👾🌍🚲

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Blocky Boi Minecraft Server

STARING, defiance, racism, provocation, boi

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further, because on our server, things are about to get wild!

Join us if you want to experience a world where creepers ride pigs into battle, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood party animal.

Our community is made up of the craziest players you’ll ever meet, from a group of llamas who have formed their own llama mafia to a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see why everyone is saying, “The fuck you looking at whiteboi” is the most insane Minecraft server out there!

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SisDenied Studio Minecraft Server

Furniture, SisDenied, personal space, micromanaging, family

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual survival! Join us for a wild ride filled with sibling rivalry, questionable sleeping arrangements, and passive-aggressive furniture sharing.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, your sister barges in with a sleeping bag and an IKEA desk, ready to set up camp in your pixelated paradise. Will you be able to survive the chaos of living with a sibling who judges your every move? Will your parents intervene and force you to cohabitate in the name of family unity?

But wait, there’s more! Explore our server and discover hidden caves filled with drama, secret treasure chests overflowing with resentment, and epic battles over who gets the last block of diamond ore. Will you emerge victorious and claim your independence, or will you succumb to the pressures of familial obligations?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the ultimate test of sibling relationships, personal boundaries, and the true meaning of family (even if it means sacrificing your sanity)!

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BlockyBoyfriendNoHelp

Intimacy, Support, communication in relationships, paralyzed boyfriend, Boundaries

Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you the ultimate escape from real-life responsibilities? Look no further! Join our server where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content without worrying about chores or nagging partners.

Imagine a world where your virtual boyfriend can’t pester you for sex because he’s too busy mining for diamonds or building a castle. No more grabbing you as you walk by, just pure, uninterrupted gameplay. And the best part? You can team up with other players who actually contribute to the virtual household tasks!

So come join us on this server where you can escape the real world drama and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities. Who needs a lazy partner when you have a whole virtual world to conquer?

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PixelFetishCraft

PixelFetishCraft, Exploration, acceptance, comfort, relationship

Are you willing to go the extra mile for your partner’s kinks? Well, on our Minecraft server, we take that to a whole new level! Join us if you’re ready to explore the weirdest fetishes in the blocky world. From building giant statues of your partner’s favorite anime character to creating elaborate roleplay scenarios involving llamas and lava pits, we’ve got it all! So come on, don’t be shy – let your freak flag fly on our server!

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CraftyRainbowPope

lgbtq rights, STOP, inclusion, anti-LGBTQ+, Diversity

so, dis server be like da holy grail of minecraft servers, ya know? like, u join dis server and u be blessed by da minecraft gods themselves. dey be like, “yo, dis player be da chosen one, let dem build all da epic stuff.”

an den, get dis, one time dis dude joined da server and he was like, “yo, i saw a creeper doin’ da macarena with a skeleton.” like, what?! dat be cray cray, man.

an anudda time, dis player found a secret dungeon wit diamond blocks for days. he be rollin’ in dem diamonds like a boss.

so, if u wanna be part of dis epic adventure, join dis server now! u be missin’ out on all da fun and craziness. come join us and be part of da legend!

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