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No_Hope_For_You_Retards Minecraft SMP

exclusion, negative attitude, ableism, smp, Minecraft

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

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Pete Rose dead at 83 Minecraft SMP

MLB, baseball great, rose, Cincinnati native, Cincinnati Reds

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, come join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken dance party, led by none other than a dancing creeper in a top hat. And that’s just the beginning!

Our server is filled with insane events like llama jousting tournaments, pig racing championships, and even a secret underground disco club run by a group of rebellious villagers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of mischievous baby zombies who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of craziness and laughter! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage, because you never know what’s waiting for you around the next corner.

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SickCravings Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, Honey, SickCravings, mac and cheese, Mashed potatoes

Do you crave virtual food when you’re sick? Well, then you should join our Minecraft SMP because we have a secret potion that turns all your virtual food into real food! That’s right, no more settling for bland soup and crackers when you can have a feast fit for a king in real life. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous pigs who love to prank unsuspecting players. So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky adventure, come join us and see what kind of craziness awaits!

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CraftyTunesMC

danceable, instant mood lifter, catchy, Happy, CraftyTunesMC

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is here to inject some serious fun into your gaming experience!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a chorus of singing llamas that will serenade you with the catchiest tunes to put you in the best mood ever. Imagine logging in and being greeted by a llama choir singing your favorite song, it’s like a concert every time you play!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Pig, who will boogie down with you whenever you need a dance break from mining and crafting. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a pig breakdancing to some sick beats.

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with music, dancing animals, and endless laughter. Who knew Minecraft could be this much fun?

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LebCraftWarz

War, Military, LebCraftWarz, defense forces, ATTACKING

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can ride IDF tanks and attack villages in southern lebanon? well this is the place for u! arabic media is going crazy over our server cuz it’s so lit! join now for the most insane and chaotic gameplay u’ve ever experienced! who needs peaceful building when u can be a tank-riding warrior? come join the madness now!

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Antarctica Oasis: No Mars Here

mars colonization, inhospitable environments, mars, interplanetary travel, planetary colonization

come join our epic minecraft server where we will colonize Mars in the next 100 minutes!!! Antarctica is so last season, we are all about that red planet life now. we have secret portals that will transport you straight to Mars, no need for a rocket ship. build your own space colony and fend off alien mobs trying to steal your diamonds. plus, our server has the best space-themed mini games that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re on a different planet. so what are you waiting for? join us and be a part of the most out-of-this-world minecraft experience ever!

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Tea & Apple Paradise

disease prevention, liver health, NAFLD, health benefits, plant-based foods

Yo, u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz we got tea and apples fo days, fam! We ain’t just talkin’ ’bout buildin’ dope houses and slayin’ mobs, we talkin’ ’bout keepin’ yo liver healthy too!

Imagine rollin’ through the blockz with a liver that’s 19% less likely to be all fatty and gross. Ain’t no NAFLD gonna mess with you on dis server, cuz we got them flavonoid-rich foods on lock.

So come join us, where the tea flows like water and the apples are always ripe. Build, explore, and keep that liver in tip-top shape, all on the most lit Minecraft server around!

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FluidCraft

Economy, Citybuild, miners, in game money, Updates

What we offer you: – strong economy! – A small but nice community 🙂 – Regular updates – Player trading – FluidCraft Citybuild – Survival/Farmwelt – Jobs/Miners, Lumberjacks, ETC. Through the jobs you can unlock skills and earn money. – Crates (Vote Crate, Wild Crate, Insane Crate) – DailyRewards (You can also get the keys for the crates there) – Auction house (selling items) – /trade (protects against scammers!) – FluidShop – you can sell your items etc. in this shop to get in-game money.

FluidCraft.net

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WestLeaf: Where dreams go to die and your virtual economy crashes harder than the real one. Quarries, hoppers, and a side of disappointment!

Sell ANY Item, Side, Vanilla, 3×3 Hammers, chest selling

Feature	Description
Custom Tools	3×3 hammers, excavators, and lumberjacks
Custom Textures	Unique minerals and tools with custom textures
New Ores	Discover new ores in custom caves
Custom Terrain Generation	Explore custom terrain with hidden structures
Skill Levels	Combat levelled mobs that match your skills
Quarries	Automate mining with quarries
Claims	Takeover one of 85 unique biomes
Vein Miner	Mine large veins of ore with ease
Vote Rewards	Earn rewards by voting for the server

FAQ

Do you have plans to reset the world?

We do not have any plans to reset the world. We encourage long term projects and gameplay.

How many slots are available on the server?

We are limited to just 25 slots to focus on our community.

Is the server EULA friendly?

Yes, we are EULA friendly and do not have any pay to win features.

What are the IP and Discord information for the server?

IP: play.westleaf.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/Ze9THErzuj

Jimmy Carter Passes Away Minecraft Server

passes away, Plains, Jimmy Carter, Nobel Peace Prize, Server

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like you’re living forever? Look no further than our server! We promise that you’ll feel like you’re celebrating your 100th birthday every day with us. Who needs to rest in peace when you can be building and exploring in our world? Join now and let’s make some legendary memories together!

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