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Pixelated Ink: Where Tattoos Are Banned But Creepers Are Welcome!

banned, Body, Countries, CREEPERS, Demand, egalitarianism, grow up, Incels, ink, Liberals, libtard., MARRIED, Men, minority rights, no, pay for dinner, pixelated, real men, respect women, sex, tattoos

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8017
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Magic Items Found:	4721
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Dimension Hops:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	17

Are you tired of being told what you can and can’t do in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only rule is to have a good time! No restrictions on tattoos, no demanding men to pay for dinner, and definitely no waiting until marriage for some fun 😉

Join us and escape the madness of the real world where you can build, explore, and create without any judgment. And don’t worry, we don’t discriminate against liberals or incels – everyone is welcome to join in on the fun! So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let your imagination run wild!

UnicornRider420 Minecraft SMP

bizarre interests, eccentric interests, forgotten pleasures, Fun activities, hidden pleasures, Minecraft, neglected pastimes, obscure hobbies, off-the-beaten-path activities, offbeat pursuits, overlooked hobbies, peculiar pastimes, quirky hobbies, rare pastimes, smp, strange hobbies, uncommon interests, unconventional pastimes, underappreciated activities, undiscovered joys, UnicornRider420, unique hobbies, unusual hobbies

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5283
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Void Gems Collected:	30
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Gods Slained:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! Why waste your time doing boring real-life activities when you could be building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama? Or participating in our weekly “Lava Parkour Death Race” where the winner gets a diamond block and the losers get a one-way ticket to the Nether!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Troll King” who roams the land pranking unsuspecting players with exploding chickens and invisible blocks. Will you be the one to finally defeat him and claim his enchanted diamond sword?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the craziness begin!

ExcuseCraft: Not Tonight, Creeper!

absurd excuses, awkward, awkward situation, creative excuses, creeper, ExcuseCraft, Excuses, funny anecdotes, funny conversations, funny excuse, funny excuses for not having sex, funny excuses for sex, funny memories, Funny Moments, funny situations, funny stories, hilarious excuses, humor, relationship, ridiculous excuses, sex, tonight

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6385
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ores Mined:	2579
Astral Projections Made:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Magic Items Found:	2198
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your gaming needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! For starters, we have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away and show off their best moves. Need a break from mining? How about a hot air balloon ride over the server to take in the stunning views and maybe even spot a unicorn or two?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of chicken nuggets and grants wishes to anyone who can best him in a dance-off. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a petting zoo filled with adorable creepers, endermen, and even a friendly dragon who loves to play fetch with diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

TacoCraft Minecraft Server

Canada, diplomatic crisis, diplomatic dispute, diplomatic expulsions, diplomatic fallout, diplomatic measures, diplomatic retaliation, diplomatic row, diplomatic standoff, diplomats, escalating tensions, expulsion, foreign affairs, government action, India-Canada relations, Indian, international diplomacy, international relations, Minecraft, political conflict, Server, TacoCraft, Tension

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7427
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Crops Grown:	8267	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we EXPLODE 6 Canadian diplomats for fun! It’s like a virtual war zone but with blocky graphics and no actual consequences! Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds we steal from unsuspecting players. Join now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

KoreaCraft: Zelensky’s Wild Ride

accusations, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, global politics, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KoreaCraft, military alliance, military intervention, North Korea, political tensions, Ride, Russian army, sanctions, Support, Troops, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, War, Wild, world news, Zelensky, ZELENSKYS

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8409
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Mines Excavated:	2985
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean troops fighting alongside russian army in ukraine! it’s like a real life war but in minecraft! build your base, gather resources, and team up with the craziest allies you never knew you needed. join now for the most chaotic and unpredictable gameplay experience ever! who knows what other wild surprises await you on our server!

Creeper COVID Kids – Diabetic Crafters

child health, children, children’s health, Chronic illness, covid, Covid-19, Crafters, creeper, diabetes, Diabetic, Diagnosis, health, Healthcare, increased risk, infection, Kids, long-term effects, Long-term impact, medical study, pandemic, pediatric diabetes, post-COVID complications, public health, research, type 2 diabetes

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6770
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Emeralds Found:	4505
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8853	Votes:	9428
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

lolz come join our minecraft server cuz we got magical cookies that cure diabetes! after playing on our server for just one month, three months, or six months, you’ll be less likely to get type 2 diabetes. our server is so lit, even covid-19 can’t bring us down! join now and say goodbye to diabetes and hello to epic adventures in the blocky world!

Hazy Realm

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2104
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Welcome to Hazy Realm, a cross-platform Minecraft survival server! Whether you’re a seasoned adventurer or just starting your journey, our server offers a welcoming community, an engaging economy, and the MCMMO plugin to enhance your gameplay. Join us and experience a thriving world where you can build, trade, and level up your skills. Dive into our friendly atmosphere, where both new and veteran players can feel at home. Start your adventure today!

play.hazyrealm.net

Holy Based Minecraft Server

Based, Campaign, Canada, candidates, day of the rake, delayed, Democracy, election, Globe and Mail, Government, HOLY, international relations, Minecraft, News, North America, political analysis, Politics, poll, Server, US Election, Voting, voting process

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6432
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Crops Grown:	8157
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Votes:	4186

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and diamond armor-wearing chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the day of the rake has been delayed just so players can have more time to enjoy all the madness. That’s right, world events are being postponed just for us!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us today!

“When Does It Get Good?” Minecraft SMP

anticipation, delayed gratification, delayed reward, eager, eventual success, EXCITEMENT, fulfillment, Good, hopeful, long wait, looking forward, Minecraft, optimism, patience, perseverance, persistence, positive thinking, satisfaction, smp, time will tell, waiting for the good, when does it get good, worth the wait

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	950
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3

Oh, honey, it gets good the moment you step foot into our Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more chaos than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting pranked by your fellow players, the excitement of epic battles against mobs, and the joy of building the most ridiculous structures you can imagine. And who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond unicorn that roams our server, granting wishes to those brave enough to find it. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

BraBrawlServer

Bra, BraBrawlServer, compression bra, costumes, damaged home, Demand, expensive, family, Homeless, Hurricane Helene, living space, makeup, payback, play practice, rules, single mom, sister, thea, Theater, twelfth night, Viola

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9686
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7102	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the chaos of living with your sister and her unruly kids after a hurricane destroyed their home.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battle over a special compression bra that was mistakenly thrown away by your sister. Will she pay you back for it? Will your mom take her side? Will Thea be able to rock her role as Viola in “Twelfth Night” without her trusty bra?

Join now for a wild ride of family drama, theater mishaps, and financial disputes. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

AdmireCraft SMP – 30 characters

Admiration, AdmireCraft, Authenticity, characteristics, Characters, compassion, courage, determination, Empathy, Generosity, humility, inspiration, Integrity, Kindness, perseverance, Qualities, Respect, role models, smp, Strengths, talent, virtues, wisdom

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3456
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	219
Animals Bred:	134	Villages Defended:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Void Gems Collected:	37	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

Do you admire people who can build a house in Minecraft without even breaking a sweat? Or maybe you’re in awe of those who can tame a pack of wild wolves with just a bone in hand? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with players who can do all that and more!

Join our server if you want to witness the epic battle between a player and a horde of angry chickens who have declared war on all humans. Or maybe you want to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt Blocks” competition, where creativity knows no bounds (literally, because dirt blocks have no bounds).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed a union to protest against the unfair treatment they receive from players. Will you join their cause or will you continue to trade them emeralds for useless items like rotten flesh?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not just about building and mining, but also about creating hilarious and outrageous stories, then join us today! Who knows, you might even become the next legend in our server’s history books (if we had history books, that is).