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Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 2754 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 |
Crops Grown: | 2506 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! I am also the owner of the United States Government. That’s right, I am basically a God Emperor King tier diplomat to North Korea. The United States media is so far behind me that they are basically living in the Stone Age compared to my advancements.
So, if you want to join a Minecraft server where the owner is a God and controls the entire world, then come join us! Who needs WW3 when you can have proxy shitposting through weapons on our server? Trust me, you won’t find a more insane and exciting server out there. Join now and become a part of my big boss network!