No whales Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Blocky Babes and Butterfaces

5/10, attractiveness, Average, Babes, beauty standards, below average, blocky, body image, body shaming, butterface, Butterfaces, Confidence, discrimination, facial features, No whales, objectification, physical appearance, self esteem, societal norms, Ugly, Unattractive, Women

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5260
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Mines Excavated:	2434

Are you tired of boring old servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is a solid 5/10 or worse! Why settle for mediocrity when you can have subpar greatness?

And don’t even get us started on the lack of whales. Seriously, who wants to play on a server without whales? Our server is so whale-friendly, we even have a pet whale named Bob who swims around in our virtual ocean and gives out free diamonds to players.

Join us for a wild ride filled with questionable building choices, random explosions, and an endless supply of llama drama. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?). So what are you waiting for? Dive into the chaos and join our server today!

CreditCraft: Spend Now, Worry Later!

budgeting, Cash, cashless society, consumer behavior, convenience, credit card rewards, credit cards, CreditCraft, debt management, financial habits, financial literacy, financial responsibility, impulse buying, mindful spending, money management, money mindset, overspending, payment methods, personal finance, spend, spending habits, tracking expenses, worry

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1565
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	42	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	9248	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re playing on this epic minecraft server, and you can buy stuff with credit cards, bro. like, you don’t even have to think about how much money you’re spending, just swipe that card and get all the diamonds and enchanted gear you want. it’s like magic, man. join this server and live the high life without worrying about your bank account. plus, there’s this crazy story about a player who bought a whole castle with their credit card and now they’re the king of the server. you could be next, dude. come join us and let the credit card madness begin!

Blocky Beatdown Minecraft Server

assault, beat me to death, Beatdown, Bigotry, blocky, Dangerous, death, discrimination, extremist, Gender Identity, HARMFUL, hate, intolerance, LGBTQ, Marginalized, Minecraft, Minority, prejudice, Server, terf, Trans, Transgender, violence, wish

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9537
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most unlikely scenarios can come to life! Join us if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Ever wanted to see a group of terfs try to beat a trans person to death in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Our server offers a unique and thrilling experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Watch as the terfs try to take down our resilient trans players, only to be met with an epic showdown that will leave you on the edge of your seat.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of players who love to push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft. From building massive structures to embarking on daring quests, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us today and see what all the hype is about. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a battle for the ages!

PixelPals Minecraft SMP – 4K Resolution Gang

1920×1080, 2560×1440, 2716×1527, 2k, 3840×2160, 4K, aspect ratio, digital display, display technology, Gang, High Definition, Minecraft, monitor comparison, monitor resolution, pixel count, pixel density, PixelPals, resolution, screen resolution, screen size, smp, technology terminology, Ultra High Definition, visual display

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5222
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Towns Built:	1	Crops Grown:	3777
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old pixelated graphics? Well, look no further because our server is so pixelated, it’s practically 4K! That’s right, we’ve cranked up the pixels to give you the most visually stunning Minecraft experience you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so advanced, we’ve discovered a secret dimension where the creepers wear top hats and the pigs fly helicopters. Join our SMP and explore this wacky world filled with surprises around every corner.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken. That’s right, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the riches you could amass with just a few clucks from this miraculous bird.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most pixelated adventure of your life!

CraftySisCPSCallout

calling cps, Communication, confronting lies, confronting sister, CraftySisCPSCallout, Emotional Abuse, exaggeration, false accusations, family conflict, Family issues, Family secrets, Family Support, Honesty, lying.., Manipulation, parental neglect, seeking attention, sibling dynamics, sister relationship, teenage behavior, trust issues

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1617
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mines Excavated:	1149	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server for a drama-free zone where you can build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content! No more lies about roaches in your room or fake stomach pain excuses to get out of school – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of blocks and pixels.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about confronting your sister about her lies because everyone is too busy building epic structures and battling mobs. Plus, there’s no need to call CPS on anyone – unless it’s to report a creeper invasion, of course!

So come join us and leave the family drama behind. Who needs emotional abuse accusations when you can have a blast mining diamonds and crafting enchanted gear? See you in the world of Minecraft, where the only thing you’ll be neglecting is your sleep!

GossipGuruMC SMP

Buzz, chatter, Drama, gossip, GossipGuruMC, Grapevine, hearsay, Hot Topic, Intrigue, juicy, juicy gossip, News, Rumors, scandal, Secrets, smp, speculation, Talk, tattle, Tidbits, trending gossip, Whispers

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6067
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Love Letters Sent:	4

Oh honey, let me spill the tea about this wild Minecraft SMP! So, rumor has it that the owner is actually a secret llama in disguise, running the server with hooves and everything! And get this, they only let players join if they can do the Macarena dance perfectly in-game. But don’t worry, once you’re in, you’ll be greeted by a community of players who communicate solely in dolphin noises. Trust me, you won’t find a more wacky and wonderful place to build your blocky empire! So come on, join us and let the chaos begin!

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5390
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Villages Defended:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Are you tired of all those boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where you can’t do anything fun or exciting? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us if you hate mining for diamonds because on our server, diamonds rain from the sky every hour on the hour! That’s right, no more digging through boring old caves to find those precious gems. Just sit back, relax, and watch the bling bling fall from above.

And if you’re sick of building the same old boring houses, fear not! Our server has a special feature where your house can transform into a giant, fire-breathing dragon that protects you from any pesky creepers or zombies that try to invade. Who needs a boring old house when you can have a dragon fortress?

But that’s not all! We also have a special plugin that turns all the animals on the server into friendly, talking creatures who will tell you hilarious jokes and give you valuable tips on how to survive in the wild. Who needs boring old villagers when you can have a talking cow as your best friend?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

LionLootersMC

Africa, African lions, big cats, conservation, ecosystem, Endangered species, Food, human-wildlife conflict, humans, Impact, kleptoparasitism, LionLootersMC, Lions, poaching, populations, predator-prey relationship, stealing, study, threat, wildlife, wildlife management

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2153
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we protect lions from evil humans stealing their food!!! we gotta save the big cats in africa from going hungry cuz of these sneaky kleptoparasites. join us and be a hero for the lions, build epic shelters and hunt for food to keep those lions fed and happy. plus, who wouldn’t want to hang out with lions in minecraft?! roar with us and save the day on our server now! 🦁🍗🔥

Jirou’s Block Party Minecraft Server

anime character, anime mystery, BLOCK, bullying, character design, Character development, Curiosity, emotional depth, eye patch, eye reveal, hidden eye, Jirous, Minecraft, Mysterious, Party, personal choice, protective gear, psychological impact, public appearance, Sakuma Jirou, Server, speculation, Trauma, unique appearance, Visual Storytelling

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4327
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	476	Love Letters Sent:	20

Welcome to our mysterious Minecraft server where the owner’s eye patch is the talk of the town! Rumor has it that his eye looks like a glowing diamond under there, but he’s too shy to show it off. Some say he got into a fight with a creeper and that’s why he wears the patch. Others believe he’s actually a secret superhero with x-ray vision and doesn’t want to reveal his true identity. Join our server to uncover the truth behind the eye patch and maybe even catch a glimpse of the legendary eye itself! Who knows what secrets lie beneath the surface in this wacky world of Minecraft madness!

EndlessSMP: Back to School Edition – Minecraft SMP

Adventure, Alaska, almost over, back to school, Career Change, college, Cycle, Edition, EndlessSMP, Escape, fisherman, Military, Minecraft, new beginnings, outdoor living, repeat, run off, School, seasonal changes, Self Discovery, smp, Starting again, Summer, Wilderness, wish

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1184
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Towns Built:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Votes:	8849	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Are you tired of the same old college routine? Do you dream of running off to the wilderness and starting a new life as a fisherman in Alaska? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and leave all your worries behind as you embark on a journey of epic proportions.

Picture this: you’re stranded on a deserted island with nothing but your wits and a pickaxe. You must survive the harsh wilderness, fend off dangerous mobs, and build the ultimate base to call home. But watch out, because other players are lurking in the shadows, ready to steal your resources and sabotage your plans.

But fear not, brave adventurer! With a community of like-minded players by your side, you’ll never be alone in this crazy world. Form alliances, go on epic quests, and conquer the land together. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and have all the power at your fingertips.

So what are you waiting for? Drop out of college, quit your job, and join our Minecraft SMP for the adventure of a lifetime. Who needs real life when you can have all the excitement and chaos of a virtual world at your fingertips? Join now and let the madness begin!

FitCraft: Minecraft Server

FitCraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2071
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we’ve been building blocks together for over a decade! Just like in real life, we believe in staying fit and healthy – except for our resident creeper, who refuses to exercise and blames it on her job in retail. But fear not, our server is the perfect place for her to find motivation and get those virtual steps in!

Join us on this server and witness the epic saga of the vegan warrior who gave up alcohol to honor his fallen comrade. And let’s not forget about his partner, the smoke-free champion who’s always there to support him, even if she thinks he’s a bit of a blockhead when it comes to exercise.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where you can build, explore, and maybe even get a virtual workout in, come join us! Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with the pixelated version of your significant other all over again.