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Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 5080 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Votes: | 9934 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 9 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 29 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 17 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 7 |
We have strict rules against ERP (that’s Extra Ridiculous PDA), and overly lewd content. Passniggers (yes, that’s a thing) will be swiftly dealt with – they’ll be swinging from the ropes in no time.
Posting on our server will secure you a reserved place in hell, so you better make it count. And remember, no trips or higher will go unchecked – it’s in the Book of Moot, verse 1:12.
Join us to discuss waifus, have fun, and maybe even find your true love (as long as you don’t steal her). Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you in our Minecraft SMP.