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DateCraftFAQs

Communication, compatibility, conversation starters, Date night, DateCraftFAQs, DATING, deal breakers, deep questions, favorite things, first date, fun questions, future goals, getting to know you, icebreakers, long term potential, open-ended questions, past experiences, personal interests, Relationship Building, relationships

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	677
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Void Gems Collected:	17
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Are you tired of boring dates where you just talk about the weather and what you do for a living? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to spice up your dating life!

Join us and impress your date with your mad building skills as you construct a romantic castle made entirely out of diamond blocks. Need a conversation starter? Just ask them which mob they would want as a pet in real life – a creeper or a zombie pigman?

But be warned, things can get a little crazy on our server. One time, a player proposed to their date by building a giant pixel art ring and dropping a virtual diamond ring in front of them. It was so cute, even the Ender Dragon shed a tear!

So if you’re looking for a date night that’s anything but ordinary, come join us on our Minecraft server and let the love (and the blocks) fly!

CrudeCraft: India’s 2nd Oil Importer

2nd, Asia, billion, China, crude, CrudeCraft, dollars, economic relations, Economy, ENERGY, ENERGY MARKET, global trade, Import, importer, India, Indias, largest importer, market, Oil, OIL INDUSTRY, Partnership, Russian oil, Trade

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3567
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	23	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Yo, listen up, gamers! This server is like the India of Minecraft servers – the second biggest importer of Russian oil after China! We’ve got $2.8 billion worth of crude gameplay waiting for you to dive into! Join us for some wild adventures and crazy shenanigans as we mine, build, and conquer our way to victory! Who needs diamonds when you’ve got oil, amirite? So come on, join the fun and let’s make this server the most epic one yet!

McEvolution Turf Wars: Where pixels get serious (but not too serious)

25th, 4PM, AUGUST, Cash, Discord, est, Event, Friends, Join, McEvolution, Minecraft, Network, org, pixels, player, Prize, Server, Sunday, TEAM, Tournament, Turf, turf wars, Wars

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8572
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Minecraft Server: mcevolution.org

Overview:

Date	Time	Event	Prize
August 25th	4pm EST	80 Player Turf Wars Tournament	Cash prize for winning team

Discord:

Join our Discord for more information: https://discord.gg/zbjQ29dgQj

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How many players can participate in the tournament?	80 players
What is the prize for the winning team?	Cash prize made up of $1 for every player that joins the event
How many players are in a team?	Teams of 5
Can I bring my friends to participate?	Yes, bring your friends to form a team

VirginityCraft Minecraft Server

care, Communication, Connection, desire, FANTASY, femneet, fren, incel, Intimacy, Introvert, Minecraft, neighbor, ONLINE, r9k, RAGE, relationship, Server, sexual exploration, Shy.., Support, Understanding, VIRGINITY, VirginityCraft

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7380
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Holy Grails Found:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Love Letters Sent:	13	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Runes Activated:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	9

Are you tired of dealing with incel rage in real life? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can take care of all your incel rage problems in a safe and virtual environment. Our community is filled with femneets who are ready to take on any incel that comes their way. So come join us and let’s show those incels who’s boss!

Minecraft SMP: /LOL/ – Lava Obsidian Legends

A1111, AI boorus, amd, catbox, Character LORAs, ComfyUI, controlnet, Discord, Forge, inpaint, lava, Legends, lol, LoRAs, Minecraft, models, obsidian, Openpose editor extension, PDXL Prompt Guide, PonyXL style research spreadsheet, Prompt metadata, Reforge, SDG, smp, Stable Diffusion General, Stable Diffusion wikis, webUI extension, Ye Olde mon edition

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8300
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Divine Spears Created:	27
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Zombie Dances:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Welcome to Ye Olde mon edition, the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so legendary that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face! 2. We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and make you invincible for 24 hours! 3. The villagers in our server are actually wizards in disguise, casting spells and turning creepers into harmless bunnies! 4. Our server has a hidden treasure chest that contains the rarest item in the game – a diamond sword that shoots fireballs! 5. Every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland with floating islands and talking animals!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on the most insane adventures you’ll ever experience!

MomEnabler Minecraft Server

abusive brother, childhood trauma, confronting family members, dealing with past trauma, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, emotional trauma, enabler, enabling behavior, family conflict, Family issues, Gaslighting, Minecraft, MomEnabler, mother-daughter relationship, mother’s denial, seeking validation, Server, sibling abuse, sibling rivalry, speaking out against abuse, standing up for yourself, toxic family dynamics

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7262
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	189
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my family drama? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more twists and turns than a soap opera, guaranteed to keep you on your toes.

Join us and experience the thrill of uncovering hidden secrets, just like the ones my mom conveniently left out when she told her friends about me calling her an enabler. Who needs reality TV when you have our server?

And if you’re looking for a server with more drama than a crime show, you’ll fit right in. Just like how my brother got away with every crime he ever committed – except on our server, there’s no getting away with anything!

So come on down to our server, where the only thing crazier than the gameplay is my family dynamics. Trust me, you won’t be disappointed!

NoThanksGiving2021

Break, Burnout, Chaos, compromise, Experience, family, Gathering, holiday, Hosting, NoThanksGiving2021, Organizing, Planning, potluck, PRESSURE, responsibilities, selfish, sisters, Tension, Thanksgiving, tradition, Understanding

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	351
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Villages Defended:	6

Are you tired of being the designated Thanksgiving host every year? Do you want to pass on the turkey and stuffing duties to someone else for a change? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We offer a virtual Thanksgiving experience like no other, where you can let someone else take the reins and enjoy a stress-free holiday.

Join our server and let your sisters duke it out over who has to host this year. Watch as they argue and accuse each other of being selfish, all while you sit back and relax in the comfort of your own Minecraft world. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have it all play out in the pixelated paradise of our server?

Plus, we have a special Thanksgiving potluck event where you can bring your favorite virtual dishes to share with your Minecraft family. Let’s see who can craft the most delicious pumpkin pie or roast the tastiest virtual turkey!

So, if you’re ready to take a break from hosting Thanksgiving in real life and dive into a world of hilarious family dynamics and virtual feasts, join our server today! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a way to settle the hosting debate once and for all…in Minecraft, of course.

AnimalShapeshift Minecraft SMP

animal, AnimalShapeshift, Creature, dream, dream animal, FANTASY, freedom, imagination, Metamorphosis, Minecraft, mystical, Mythical, mythical creature, Nature, power, shape shifter, smp, spirit animal, Supernatural, transform, transformation, Wild, wish fulfillment

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6609
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30

Are you tired of being stuck as a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can transform into any animal you want! Want to be a majestic unicorn prancing through the forests? Done. How about a fire-breathing dragon terrorizing villages? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless, so join now and let your inner animal run wild!

UkraineCraft: From Underdog to Overlord

annexation, Conflict, defense tactics, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, historical context, international relations, Invasion, land control, military aggression, military strategy, Overlord, political turmoil, power dynamics, regional influence, russia, territorial disputes, territorial expansion, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, Underdog, War

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1498
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Villages Defended:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Animals Bred:	197
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can experience the ultimate battle between Ukraine and Russia…in blocks! Join us as we reenact the epic showdown that led to Ukraine invading Russia and taking over their land. Will you fight for Mother Russia or join forces with Ukraine in this wacky alternate universe? Build your own army of pixelated soldiers and conquer territories in the most absurd way possible. Who knew a game about blocks could lead to such a wild geopolitical simulation? Join now and witness the chaos unfold in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

bilateral talks, Conflict Resolution, cross-border relations, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical issues, government statements, international relations, Kursk region, KurskCraft, military maneuvers, military presence, Minecraft, peace negotiations, political tensions, regional stability, russia, security concerns, Server, territorial disputes, Ukraine, Zelenskiy

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3802
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

come join our minecraft server where ukraine is taking over russia’s kursk region!!! zelenskiy is leading the charge and we need all the players we can get to help us conquer this virtual land!!! fight alongside zelenskiy and show russia who’s boss in this epic battle for dominance!!! join now for a chance to win exclusive in-game rewards and bragging rights for being part of the most epic minecraft server takeover ever!!! don’t miss out on the action, join now!!!