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Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 3343 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 23 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 84 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 9 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
Forget about Flatpak, Firejail, and Snap – we like to live life on the edge with all applications having access to each other’s data. Who needs privacy anyway, am I right?
And don’t even get us started on the kernel. It’s like running all user space code as root in PID 1 – talk about living dangerously! But hey, who needs security when you can have unfixed bugs and memory unsafe languages prone to bugs?
So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with chaos, vulnerabilities, and a whole lot of laughs at the expense of GNU/Linux desktoptards, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a little bit of common sense too.