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Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 3109 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 21 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Crops Grown: | 6338 | Wilderness Tamed: | 11 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
Forget about Flatpak, Firejail, and Snap – we like to live life on the edge with all applications having access to each other’s data. Who needs privacy anyway, am I right?
And don’t even get us started on the kernel. It’s like running all user space code as root in PID 1 – talk about living dangerously! But hey, who needs security when you can have unfixed bugs and memory unsafe languages prone to bugs?
So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with chaos, vulnerabilities, and a whole lot of laughs at the expense of GNU/Linux desktoptards, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a little bit of common sense too.