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| Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 8424 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 10 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Dimension Hops: | 0 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 26 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 |
so, u wanna join this CRAZY minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s like no other server out there. we got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes.
if u join our server, u will enter a world where gravity is optional, diamonds grow on trees, and the sun sets in the east. oh, and did i mention that if u build a house out of dirt, it will turn into a mansion overnight?
but wait, there’s more! if u dare to remove episodes of TV shows that are deemed “inappropriate” or “offensive,” u will unlock a new version of the Mandela effect. that’s right, u will wake up one day and realize that the Berenstain Bears are actually the Berenstein Bears, and that Pikachu never had a black tip on his tail.
so come join us on this wild ride of a minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of brain damage).
