No Porn MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

”> No Vidya Minecraft Server”

society, productive members, no vidya, Server, no pol

Are you tired of being surrounded by video game addicts, porn enthusiasts, and internet trolls? Well, have no fear because on our server, we have banned all of them! Instead, we have created a utopia where players are forced to be productive members of society.

Join us as we embark on hilarious adventures, such as building giant statues of potatoes, hosting dance parties with creepers, and battling evil mobs with nothing but a wooden spoon.

So come on, join our server and say goodbye to vidya, porn, and pol/tards. It’s time to embrace a new way of gaming and become the hero you were always meant to be. KEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!

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Crafty Charlie’s Chaos

Crafty, community standards, Moderation, post, Guidelines

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is no posting Charlie images… unless they’re CHARLIE THE UNICORN images, then it’s totally allowed! We’ve got a community of players who are as wild and wacky as a pack of crazy llamas on a rollercoaster ride.

Join us for INSANE adventures where you can ride GIANT CHICKENS into battle against hordes of evil creepers. Build your own CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE and defend it from pesky players who try to steal your MOON ROCKS.

But remember, the most important rule of all is to never, ever post any CHARLIE images that aren’t related to unicorns. Trust us, you don’t want to know what happens if you break that rule… let’s just say it involves a lot of EXPLODING SHEEP. So come join our server and let the madness begin!

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AbstinentCraft: No Coom for 2-3 Months Server

no-fap, healthy habits, positive mindset, staying motivated, personal growth

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who hadn’t fapped or coomed for TWO WHOLE MONTHS! And on top of that, they stopped watching porn for a whole month! Can you believe it? This player realized that fapping wasn’t worth it and decided to stop.

It’s weird, right? Two months without porn or fapping? But this player didn’t care about the benefits, they just knew that if they fapped, they would be so down that they didn’t want to do it.

So, if you want to join a Minecraft server where players have the willpower of a superhero, then this is the place for you! Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs fapping when you have blocks to mine and creepers to fight? Let’s do this!

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PracticePvP

Roleplay, Prison, Minigames, Hardcore, Pixelmon

PracticePvP strives for excellence to bring you one of the most incredible 1.18.2-1.20 Minecraft servers for combat training to date! Create custom kits, choose your favorite map and modifiers, and become more robust than the competition!

144.24.103.185

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Avalon Nations: Where life steal is not just for video games!

world border, Balanced, avalon, Discord, Experience

Avalon Nations SMP Overview:

Feature	Description
Nations/Civilizations	Combine with intense PVP and Life Steal aspects
Discord	Join our Discord
Auto Assign Members	To avoid skill gaps and keep balance
Territories	Each nation given a portion of map and biome
Team Up	Allowed with other nations, but risk of betrayal
World Border	Shrunk every other day to promote PVP battles
Server Status	Cracked, allowing everyone to join
Launch	Expected in the next week

FAQ:

1. Can anyone join the server?

Yes, the server is cracked, allowing everyone to join regardless of financial conditions.

2. What happens if a nation member is inactive?

Inactive members will be auto-assigned to nations to maintain balance. Nations can also recruit new members to replace inactive ones.

3. Can nations form alliances?

Yes, nations can team up with other nations, but there is a risk of betrayal. Alliances are at your own risk.

4. How often does the world border shrink?

The world border will be shrunken every other day to prevent the server from becoming stale and encourage more PVP battles.

BootyCraft Minecraft Server

Patreon, Iwara video cache, catbox, hololive, Iwara aggregator

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright crazy server you’ll ever find!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and wild shenanigans that will leave you laughing until you cry. Our community is filled with the wackiest players you’ll ever meet, and we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have a horny image maker who will spice up your Minecraft experience like never before. And don’t even get us started on our VTuber/Hololive Koikatsu Card collection – it’s so massive, it’ll blow your mind!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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MissionMasters Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Exploration, unknown future, unknown, Space

Join our Minecraft server and become the ultimate space explorer! After completing a top-secret mission, you’ll find yourself stranded at the outer border of the galaxy. But fear not, because on our server, you’ll have the chance to build your own spaceship out of blocks and embark on epic adventures to unknown planets. Who knows what kind of alien creatures and treasures you’ll discover along the way? So come join us and show the universe who’s boss!

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HubbyForgotMyBigDay

lack of support, work-life balance, PhD student, lack of understanding, confirmation seminar

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t be ignored like this poor PhD student’s husband ignored her presentation! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and most importantly, people who actually care about what you’re up to.

Unlike the husband in this story, our players are always eager to know what you’re working on and will support you every step of the way. Who needs a reminder when you have a whole community cheering you on?

So come on, join our server and leave the real-life assholes behind. Let’s build, explore, and conquer together!

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ExerCraft Minecraft Server

Cardio, ExerCraft, swimming, group classes, #workout

Are you tired of boring old exercise routines? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only exercise you’ll be getting is running away from creepers and zombies! Trust us, your heart rate will be through the roof in no time. Plus, our virtual world is filled with hidden treasure chests that can only be found by doing squats in real life. Who needs a gym membership when you have our server? So come join us and get fit the Minecraft way!

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Pixelated Prestige

Prestige, pixelated, luxury, chic, exclusive

Are you tired of boring old premium servers that everyone else is playing on? Well, look no further because our server is the new definition of premium! Why, you ask? Because we have flying pigs as mounts, diamond armor that turns you into a unicorn, and a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy!

Join our server and become a part of the most exclusive club in Minecraft history. We have players who can build entire cities in a single day, players who can tame dragons and ride them into battle, and players who have discovered the secret to unlimited diamonds (spoiler alert: it involves dancing with creepers).

So what are you waiting for? Leave those old premium servers behind and join us for a wild and wacky adventure that you’ll never forget! Trust us, once you’ve experienced our server, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.

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