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GarbageCraft Minecraft Server

bad writing, Boring, DISAPPOINTING, Disliked, dull, FEMINIST, Garbage, GarbageCraft, HATED, Leela, Minecraft, no personality, Overrated, poorly executed, Race, sad doggo, Server, Slow, unengaging, uninteresting, Unoriginal, whiny moments

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1960
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Animals Bred:	197	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Are you tired of boring, slow-paced Minecraft servers with characters that have next to no personality? Look no further, our server is here to save you from the dullness of other servers! Join us for outrageous adventures, insane stories, and a community that will make you laugh until you cry.

Forget about “aww le sad doggo episodes” and whiny moments, our server is all about epic quests, hilarious mishaps, and unforgettable moments. Why settle for mediocrity when you can join a server that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or Minecraft block) at all times?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your sides might hurt from laughing so hard)!

KarenCraft: Letting Entitled Women Run Wild! Minecraft Server

Accountability, Australia, Canada, cultural shifts, entitled, entitled behavior, entitled women, family dynamics, Gender Roles, interrupting, Karen epidemic, KarenCraft, Karens, letting, Minecraft, real-life interactions, refusing to admit wrong, RUN, Server, societal norms, societal trends, southern states, traditional family values, white women, Wild, Women, workplace dynamics

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	674
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Crops Grown:	3432	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Are you tired of dealing with Karens in real life? Well, have no fear, because our Minecraft server is Karen-free guaranteed! No more arguing, no more interruptions, just pure gaming fun without the drama.

Join our server and escape to a world where Karens don’t exist. Build your dream house, explore vast landscapes, and mine for precious resources without any Karens trying to ruin your day. It’s like a virtual paradise away from the chaos of the real world.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to Karens forever. Trust us, your sanity will thank you. Plus, we have a secret potion that turns Karens into friendly villagers – now that’s a game-changer!

Politically Incorrect SMP: Minecraft SMP Edition – What are the Creeper Cultural Implications of this Lovely Server?

celebrity status, CONSERVATIVE, creeper, Cultural, cultural implications, culture, Edition, Fame, Identity, Ideology, image, Implications, Incorrect, influence, Lovely, lovely young lady, Media, Minecraft, national celebrity, political implications, Politically, Politics, public figure, public opinion, reputation, right wing icon, Server, smp, Social Impact, society

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7391
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Zombie Dances:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Holy Grails Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like a reality TV show on steroids! Join us and witness the rise of a young lady who went from Minecraft nobody to national celebrity and right wing icon!

Watch as she builds an empire of diamond blocks and conquers the hearts of players everywhere with her controversial building techniques and enchanting personality. Will she start a revolution in the world of Minecraft politics? Will she become the ruler of the server? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky server!

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you witness such a crazy and unpredictable storyline unfold right before your eyes? Join now and be a part of the madness!

WifeCraft Minecraft Server

chore expectations, Communication, Conflict Resolution, deep cleaning, DISHES, division of labor, emotional reactions, Frustration, grad school dropout, household chores, household cleanliness, household responsibilities, job market, Job Search, Marriage, Minecraft, pet care, relationship dynamics, Server, vacuuming, WifeCraft, working from home

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9030
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Farms Harvested:	269	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Ores Mined:	1562	Emeralds Found:	299

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like this and just focus on building epic creations with your virtual blocks!

Join us for a chance to experience a world where chores magically do themselves and you never have to worry about bad odors or dirty dishes. Our server is so advanced, it even has a virtual dog that doesn’t shed at all – no more vacuuming necessary!

Don’t be the AH in your own Minecraft world, come join us and let your imagination run wild without any real-life drama getting in the way. Who needs deep cleaning when you can just build a castle instead? Let’s block and roll, baby!

WifeWearWoesMC

body autonomy, clothing choice, consent, double standards, empowerment, feminism, gender equality, government accountability, LGBTQ, personal boundaries, privacy, Respect, Self-expression, sexism, sexual harassment, social norms, societal expectations, societal pressure, victim blaming, WifeWearWoesMC, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3016
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ores Mined:	9262
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can wear whatever you want without fear of creeps taking photos? Look no further! Our server is a safe haven for all players, regardless of what they choose to wear in-game. We have strict rules against any form of harassment or creepy behavior, so you can focus on building and exploring without any worries.

Join us for a fun and inclusive community where you can express yourself freely through your character’s outfits. Whether you prefer short skirts, short shorts, low cut tops, or even leggings (yes, we count those as revealing), you’ll find a welcoming environment here.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is so secure, even the government can’t spy on us. So you can mine and craft to your heart’s content without any unwanted eyes watching. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some hidden treasures along the way (just watch out for any creepers, both in-game and out).

So come on over and join us for a wild adventure filled with laughter, friendship, and of course, fabulous outfits. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

NostalgiaCraft

arcade games, Cherished moments, childhood memories, classic gaming, console gaming, emotional connection, favorite games, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming history, gaming memories, Nostalgia, NostalgiaCraft, old school games, personal nostalgia, Reminiscing, retro gaming, sentimental, Throwback, video games, vintage gaming

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2934
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	120
Players Killed by Monsters:	9548	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Emeralds Found:	6955	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Remember that time you spent hours building your dream house in Minecraft, only to have it blown up by a creeper? Well, imagine a server where creepers are banned and your house is safe from their explosive antics! Join our server and never fear the wrath of those green meanies again.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can catch one, your riches will be endless!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, embark on a quest to find the elusive Enderdragon Egg, said to grant the player ultimate power and control over the server. Just watch out for the mischievous villagers who will stop at nothing to steal it from you!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the nostalgia of building, exploring, and laughing your way through the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

Putin’s Pixelated Plots

authoritarian regime, control, demise, Endurance, influence, international relations, leadership, Longevity, Manipulation, opposition, pixelated, Plots, political longevity, power struggle, predictions, Putins, resilience, resistance, Russian politics, speculation, uncertainty, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4116
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Emeralds Found:	4576	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Endless Night Skies:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Void Armor Forged:	30
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Magical Moments Shared:	23

come join our minecraft server where vladimir putin himself rules with an iron fist! he rides around on a giant bear, throwing potatoes at anyone who dares challenge his power. but don’t worry, he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him.

we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the inevitable zombie apocalypse that vladimir putin has been warning us about for years. he even has a secret stash of vodka hidden away for emergencies.

if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of vladimir putin riding a unicorn through the enchanted forest. rumor has it that he’s actually a wizard in disguise, using his magical powers to keep the server running smoothly.

so come join us on the endless ends of vladimir putin and see for yourself why everyone is talking about our one-of-a-kind minecraft experience!

Monkey Island Minecraft Server

3D Graphics, 90s games, adventure game, classic games, graphic style, humor, ISLAND, lucasarts, Minecraft, MONKEY, monkey island, Nostalgia, nostalgia gaming, old fags, old games, picture book style, point-and-click, Puzzles, references, retro gaming, return to monkey island, Server, video game

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1491
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4844
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is like a blast from the past with a modern twist!

Join us and relive the nostalgia of the 90s with our unique gameplay that will make you feel like a kid again. Our puzzles will challenge your mind and our humor will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

But wait, there’s more! Our graphic style is so wacky and wild, you’ll be questioning reality itself. Say goodbye to clean and polished graphics, because we’ve got that unclean, angled picture book style that will leave you scratching your head in confusion.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

HackCraft SMP – Homebrew and Hacking Shenanigans

3DS, aroma beta, atmosphere, endgame exploit, goldHEN, HackCraft, HACKING, Henlo, homebrew, libhijacker, luma3DS, og xbox, PPPwn, ps3, ps4, PS5, SDUSB, Shenanigans, smp, Switch, tiramisu, vita, Wii U

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3332
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Dimension Hops:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We’re so wild that players literally can’t leave their houses because the thread dies if they do. Join us for a rollercoaster of events and shenanigans that will have you questioning your sanity.

Our server is like no other, with safe firmwares that will blow your mind. From 3DS exploits to Vita hacks, we’ve got it all covered. And don’t even get us started on the OG Xbox exploit that was released – it’s like a game changer on steroids.

But wait, there’s more! We have crazy news updates like the Aroma Beta-22 for Wii U and the GoldHEN 2.4b17.3 for PS4/PS5. Plus, who could forget the Twilight Menu++ 27.6.0 for DSi/3DS – it’s a game library on steroids.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community that’s so off-the-wall that players are literally trapped in their virtual homes? Come join the madness and see for yourself – just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

CreeperCursingKidz

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	185
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Dragons Tamed:	7

Are you tired of dealing with unruly children in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where kids are banned and adults rule the land! No more running around and knocking things over, just peaceful building and crafting.

Join us and let out your frustrations in a virtual world where you can yell at pixelated kids all you want without any consequences. Our community is full of patient and understanding players who will support you in your quest for peace and quiet.

So why wait? Leave the real world behind and join us for a stress-free gaming experience like no other. Who needs real kids when you can have virtual ones that listen to you? Join now and let the calmness wash over you like a wave of relaxation.

PettyPeevesMC

annoying habits, annoying tendencies, bothersome habits, everyday irritations, frustrating actions, insignificant annoyances, irrational annoyances, irrational behavior, irrational triggers, irritating quirks, little things that annoy, minor annoyances, minor frustrations, minor pet peeves, Pet Peeves, PettyPeevesMC, small annoyances, small irritations, tiny annoyances, trivial irritations, vexing behaviors

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9819
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Are you tired of getting triggered by tiny things in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can let out all your frustrations in a virtual world! Build a giant statue of that person who chews too loudly or create a lava pit for those who leave the toilet seat up. Let your pet peeves fuel your creativity in our wacky and wild server! Plus, rumor has it that if you build a replica of your annoying neighbor’s house, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can unleash chaos on their virtual property. So why wait? Join now and let the rage flow through you!