🍆💦No one upsets the children Minecraft Servers

GoobCraft

re you sick of being lonely in singleplayer? Tired of joining a server and having to walk across the world to find a tree? Annoyed with massive, crowded, servers? Well then come join our server and be lonely on there, at least you’ll have plenty of trees to talk to and lots of building space :D.

But seriously, we are a small community. We are however, looking to get bigger and have more active players. We can’t get bigger without help from you. We need you guys to get on, without you guys the server won’t get any bigger and will eventually die.. Do you want that blood on your hands? Anyway, I am getting off topic.

If you enjoy the server remember to come back!

135.148.75.233

ChainCraft

Hardcore, PvP, Raiding

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Factions PvP BUILD YOUR VAULT

NO ADVERTISE NO HACKING/MOD/XRAY NO SPAMMING

ChainCraft.org

DemolishSMP

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

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Vanilla SMP with near 0 members. We would appreciate it if you could join our server! We have teams and sometimes wars.

demolishedsmp.apexmc.co

Craft Survival Games

Creative, Factions, Prison, Skyblock, Survival Games

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Welcome to craftsurvivalgames! This is a hub network with lots of servers to fill your needs : AcidIsland (new) Duel (new), Gun (new) ROTMG (Realm of the mad god – new) Factions Skyblock Skywars Creative – now large plots SG Minigames Prison IP: playsurvivalgames.com Voting: If you vote for us, you will get 5 bottles of enchantment, 1 diamond and 500$ in-game money!

playsurvivalgames.com

Voleria

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Welcome to the world of Voleria! – now on 1.16+

Voleria is a mostly vanilla server– offering a few plugins here and there to make things such as teleporting or protecting your home a lot less tedious. Although centered around the survival experience, we also offer Murder, PVP* and other ways to experience the riveting world of Voleria.

play.voleriamc.com

Dwarfs Vs Zombies

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock

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This is a dwarfs vs zombies server. Its 24/7 and is automated with a custom plugin. There is no whitelist. Enjoy

hub.dwarfscraftmc.com

Qaxolotl

Economy, Survival

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Hey! This Is My Server. OP-Survival You Can Join With A Cracked Account Too We Use Nether Stars As The Main Currency, You Will Get A Starter Kit The First Time You Join, In That Starter Kit You Will Get Some Nether Stars And 3 Shop Licenses(You Need These To Get A Shop).

With A Shop You Can Get More Nether Stars And With Those Nether Stars You Can Buy A Enchant Of Choice, But It Will Only Go Up One Level. Each Enchantment Level Costs 16 Nether Stars. To Get A Enchant Upgrade You Can Ask Me (Ingame: QAxolotl) Or (Via Discord) To Let Me Upgrade Your Tool. We Also Have Clans. To Make A Clan You Need To Pay 9 Stacks Of Nether Stars(Its Not Alot Tho). To Join A Clan You Have To Ask The Owner Of The Clan To Join That Clan.

I Hope You Will Join! And If You Join, Good Luck With Your Journey!! Version: 1.16.4

Greetings, QAxolotl And Nomarian.

QAxolotl.aternos.me

NOBSMC

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP

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Players are thrown into a world of turmoil and despair as the free for all PvP world tests players’ skills in combat. Make friends quickly in order to survive; create factions and expand to nations to battle against other opponents and reap the rewards of war! Players immediately spawn in the safe town equipped with all your needs including shops, help guides, examples of how to work the extensive plugins available to players amongst many other things!

The town has things including shops with our iBuy plugin where food / supplies can be bought in order to fill your chests for battle! The town also has helpful guides, useful tips and Moderators / Admins can be pmed if you have any further questions!

Dare players venture out into the wild? Seek foes or make alliances. Find the hidden caves with winding paths littered with treasure or foul and break rules and end up spending time in our jail. Its up to you. Conquer, or be Conquered.

play.nobsmc.com

Goob Craft

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Are you tired of joining servers with broken economy’s? Tired of pay to win? Then join goobcraft, This server is less then 2 weeks olds, great staff, good builders and grinders. So if you’re looking for a server to run you better start now before the player gap is far to big!

135.148.75.233

PVPAura

KitPvP, PvP

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Welcome to PVPAura this is a pretty chill KitPVP Server! Anyways Just hang out and have fun! Hope to see you there! Have a good day!

135.148.29.219

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	71	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8122
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	6

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
New Chunks Explored:	13509	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Dimension Hops:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Emeralds Found:	589	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Love Letters Sent:	15

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11

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GoobCraft

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ChainCraft

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DemolishSMP

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Craft Survival Games

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Voleria

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Dwarfs Vs Zombies

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Qaxolotl

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NOBSMC

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Goob Craft

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PVPAura

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Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Farms Harvested:	906
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Dimension Hops:	14	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Love Letters Sent:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Farms Harvested:	605

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Void Gems Collected:	15
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2