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Crafty Yanks Server

adorable, american culture, american people, AMERICANS, appealing, attractive, Captivating, charming, charming Americans, Crafty, cute, cute americans, Darling, delightful, endearing, Heartwarming, lovable, Lovely, Precious, Server, SWEET, Usa, Yanks

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3253
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Votes:	1727
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where all the cool kids hang out! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground base filled with adorable Americans who will greet you with hugs and cookies! That’s right, Americans are cute and they’re waiting for you to join their pixelated world of fun and friendship. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s have a blast together!

VoiceCraft: Where We Only Speak in Minecraft Once

bratan, Communication, Conversation, game discussion, Game Strategy, Gaming, Icebreaker, marriage proposal, Minecraft, multiplayer, online chat, online gaming, Peace be upon you, player interaction, sister, small talk, Social Interaction, speak, talking about the game, use voice chat, voice communication, VoiceCraft, where are you from

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4822
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Once you join, get ready to be bombarded with greetings in every language known to man. You’ll be proposed to by random players wanting you to marry their sisters, because why not? And don’t even think about trying to talk about the game, because small talk is the only talk allowed here.

But wait, there’s more! Join our voice chat once and you’ll be greeted with a chorus of “Hallooo, bratan!” in perfect harmony. Who needs game strategy when you can have awkward conversations with strangers instead? So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just don’t forget to bring a sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the chaos.

Blockhead Banter

Asshole, banter, Blockhead, CRUSADE, dog-pigs, dumb, dumb motherfuckers, Europe, Genocide, MOTHERFUCKERS, normal Europe, Quiet, russia, totalitarian

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7634
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	14

Are you tired of boring old Europe in Minecraft? Come join our server where we’ve taken historical accuracy and thrown it out the window! Instead of crusades and genocide, we have dog-pigs running around causing chaos and totalitarian assholes peacefully sitting down for tea parties in Russia. It’s a wild ride of absurdity and hilarity that you won’t find anywhere else. Join us and experience the madness for yourself!

PizzaSliceTales Minecraft Server

Cheesy, craving, Creative, DELICIOUS, Delivery, Entertainment, Food, humor, Imaginative, last 2 nights, late night, Minecraft, mouth watering, pizza, PizzaSliceTales, politely, satisfying, Server, slice, storyteller, storytelling, SUMMONING, Witty

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5008
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Star Shards Collected:	148
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a slice of pizza that tells the most epic bedtime stories you’ve ever heard! Imagine building a castle while being serenaded by a pizza slice playing the accordion. Or going on a quest to find the legendary cheese of destiny, guided by a wise old slice of pepperoni. Join us and experience the craziest, most delicious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Creepers & Cakes: A Minecraft Adventure

#breastfeeding, 4chan, Abuse, Adventure, black penises, cakes, CREEPERS, cross dressing, Disturbing, family friend, fun thread, GOD, Grooming, illegal, inappropriate, Manipulation, Minecraft, MINOR, pedomommy, Police, predator, Secrets, Trauma, underage

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2426
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Zombie Dances:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Dragons Tamed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build, craft, and survive while dodging crazy family friends who want to breastfeed you! That’s right, our unique feature includes Pedomommy NPCs who will try to smother you with their perfume and rub their breasts in your face. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, maybe you’ll even end up dressing as a woman to masturbate like some of our other players!

Join now and let’s make this Minecraft server something fun and unforgettable!

KoreanCraft: From Stone Age to Annexation LOL

age, annexation, Asian history, Colonization, east asia, economic development, foreign influence, historical impact, History, imperialism, industrialization, japan annexation, japanese rule, Korea, korean culture, korean economy, korean history, korean society, KoreanCraft, lol, Modernization, Poor, POVERTY, STONE, stone age

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4345
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Chimeras Created:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where Korea was so poor it was basically stuck in the Stone Age before Japan came along and annexed it. But fear not, because on our server, you can rewrite history and build a thriving Korean empire that will make Japan jealous! Explore ancient ruins, mine for precious resources, and battle mythical creatures like the legendary Kimchi Dragon. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to turn Korea into a powerhouse on our server – it’s a history lesson you won’t want to miss!

Gun-Toting Dryer Queen’s Minecraft Madness

action, Adventure, Arsenal, dryer, firearms, firepower, futuristic, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming culture, Gaming news, gaming trends, gaming updates., Guns, GunToting, madness, Minecraft, QUEENS, Sci Fi, Technology, update, weapon customization., weapon hotkeys

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9158
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Endless Night Skies:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our admin once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a carrot as a weapon. Yes, you read that right. A CARROT.

2. We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples and diamond armor. But shh, it’s a secret. Only the bravest players can find it.

3. Our PvP battles are legendary. One time, two players had a duel using nothing but chickens as their weapons. It was clucking madness!

4. Our server mascot is a llama named Larry who can breakdance like nobody’s business. He’s the life of the party, trust me.

5. In the next update, we’re implementing hotkeys for weapons, but not just any weapons. You’ll be able to wield 8 guns at once, all while doing your laundry in-game. It’s a multitasking dream come true!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

Frozen Blocks for Warm Hearts

aid, Assistance, blocks, Brazil, cold countries, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, Donating, France, frozen, Geopolitics, greece, Hearts, Humanitarian Aid, India, international relations, Israel, italy, mexico, solidarity, spain, Support, Ukraine, Warm

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9198
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Astral Projections Made:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Zombie Dances:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as diverse as a United Nations meeting? Look no further! Our server has players from all over the world, from France to India to Brazil. We even have a secret underground bunker for players from countries that don’t give aid to Ukraine (shh, don’t tell anyone). Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and a community that’s as chaotic as a world summit. Who needs diplomacy when you have Minecraft? Join now and become a citizen of our crazy, international Minecraft world!

CraftyCrafterz – Where Minecraft meets Final Fantasy XIV: Endwalker! LOL

Balmung, Benchmark, Cannibal Holocaust, Crafting meetup, CraftyCrafterz, Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test, crystal party finder, Crystarium, DAWNTRAIL, early access, endwalker, Excalibur, Famfrit Lavender Beds, FANTASY, FINAL, final fantasy xiv, Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration, Free Companies, Goblet Ward, JJK Meetup, Linkshells, lol, meets, MEETUPS, Minecraft, orbonne monastery mine run., Promotional Site, PvP Series 5, release date, Resources, Spooky Club, The Crystalline Mean, XIV, Zalera

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	629
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Void Gems Collected:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is launching on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the epic in-game events we have planned.

First up, we have a Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration happening right now! Fight alongside your favorite Final Fantasy characters and save the world from evil (or just build a cool castle, whatever floats your boat).

But wait, there’s more! We also have a Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test going on until Patch 7.0. Travel to different regions in the blink of an eye and show off your building skills to players from all over the world.

And don’t even get me started on our PvP Series 5. Show off your combat skills and dominate the arena like a true Minecraft warrior.

But that’s not all! We have meetups scheduled where you can hang out with other players and talk about your favorite anime or movies. From crafting meetups to spooky clubs, we have something for everyone.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the epic adventures begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure or make friends with a talking llama. The possibilities are endless on our server!

Crafty Deplorables: MAGA-free Minecraft Madness

Bigotry, controversial, Crafty, David Duke, deplorables, discrimination, DIVISIVE, extremism, hate, Ideology, intolerance, KKK, madness, MAGA, MAGAfree, Minecraft, nazi, Politics, prejudice, Propaganda, racism, subhuman, Untermensch, White Supremacy

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8007
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Star Shards Collected:	86
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where MAGA supporters are considered subhuman (Untermensch)! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of MAGA supporters tried to join our server and the next thing you know, they were transformed into pixelated zombies! That’s right, our server has magical powers that can turn anyone with MAGA ideals into virtual undead creatures. And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our server is so anti-MAGA that even the KKK and David Duke would feel out of place here. So come join us for a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure unlike any other!