2024 Best no loli New Minecraft Servers

Pigs Love Apples Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we worship the girls who make us go PLAP PLAP PLAP and shoot lots of nutslop! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and tons of gooning!

But beware, we have some strict rules in place. No shota or loli allowed, we’re all about keeping it classy here. And leave your weird fetishes at the door, this is a place for pure, unadulterated fun. And don’t even think about being a dramafaggot, we have zero tolerance for that nonsense.

Oh, and did we mention that reverse mating press is obligatory while posting in our server? It’s just how we roll here. So come on in, join the madness, and let’s make some memories that will leave you saying “what the PLAP PLAP PLAP did I just witness?!”

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BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every Saturday is Stroke Yourself Silly Saturday! Join us for a wild and wacky time as we worship pixelated girls that make us go PLAP PLAP PLAP and unleash lots of steaming boy batter (don’t worry, it’s all virtual!).

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a strict no shota or loli policy, so you can rest assured that things won’t get too weird. Plus, we don’t tolerate any strange fetishes or drama here – it’s all about good, clean fun (well, as clean as things can get on a Minecraft server).

And don’t forget to visit our /dft/ area to share your favorite tags and get in on the action. Gooning is mandatory while posting in this thread, so get ready to unleash your inner Minecraft master and have a blast with us! Join now for a stroke-tastic time like no other.

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White Boy’s Hot Blocks

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join now and experience the thrill of running away from a giant chicken that shoots fireballs out of its beak!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama that can fly and shoot lasers out of its eyes? Well, on our server, that’s just a normal Tuesday afternoon activity!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to the legendary Good Lawd Dat White Boy, who is rumored to have the biggest diamond sword in all of Minecraft history! Join now and witness his epic battles against a horde of evil villagers who have stolen all the cake in the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the wildest, craziest, and most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

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RibbitCraft: Where Frogs Rule and Creepers Drool

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to embrace your inner frog! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and transformed into a frog. But instead of being scared, they realized the true power of being a frog in Minecraft. They hopped around, leaping over obstacles and outsmarting other players with their amphibious abilities. Soon enough, they became the ruler of the server, with all other players bowing down to their froggy greatness. So, if you want to experience the joy of being a frog in Minecraft and potentially become the next frog king or queen, then hop on over to our server and join the ribbiting fun!

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MineCrafty McMineFace: Where Everything is Done with You in Mind

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where you can experience what it’s like to be treated like a god! No, seriously, on this server, YOU are the almighty being that everyone worships. Need some diamonds? Just snap your fingers and they appear. Want to fly around like a majestic dragon? Done.

But beware, with great power comes great responsibility. You may find yourself being humbled by the other players when needed. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, but hey, that’s what makes it fun!

Join us on this server where you can experience the ultimate power trip and have the best feeling ever. Who needs reality when you can be a god in Minecraft? Let the madness begin!

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SweedishRussianCraft: Where stereotypes collide in blocky fashion!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocks!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs), where diamonds rain from the sky (watch out for falling bling!), and where creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you a hug (okay, maybe not that last part, but you get the idea).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground city where only the bravest adventurers dare to explore, a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots (because who needs boring old gold?), and a magical portal that transports you to a land of unicorns and rainbows (seriously, it’s a thing).

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be part of our wacky and wonderful world? Join us now and let the craziness begin!

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VtuberCraft: Where You Can Mine with the 2nd Biggest Corpse in Town!

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Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got 2nd biggest vtuber corpops2 3D graphics that will blow your mind and make you question reality. Our server is so lit that even the copyright police tried to mute us on B2, but we just laughed and kept on streaming.

Join us for our “complimentary segment stream” where things get so wild that the stream gets privated for being too spicy for the internet. And whatever you do, don’t share screenshots of the AR livefatgur on 2D, because that’s a whole other level of craziness.

We’ve got more drama than a Vshojo vs fatgur showdown, and you won’t want to miss a second of it. So come on over and join the chaos, because on this Minecraft server, anything goes!

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Blocky Shenanigans: The Only Minecraft Server You’ll Ever Need for PC Gaming

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Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, mining for diamonds in a candy-filled cave, and riding on the backs of flying pigs to explore the endless possibilities of our wacky world.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers, a roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano, and a hidden treasure chest that contains a magical unicorn that will grant you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for!).

So why waste your time on other servers when you can have the time of your life with us? Remember, you do not need more than this for PC gaming… or for pure, unadulterated fun!

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Crafty Camelot: Iran Edition

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Welcome to annuddah showa, the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden village filled with dancing llamas and talking chickens. They were greeted by a friendly Ender Dragon who offered to give them a ride around the map. As they soared through the sky, they discovered a secret dungeon filled with diamonds and emeralds guarded by a group of mischievous creepers wearing top hats.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical forest where the trees grow enchanted cookies and the rivers flow with rainbow-colored lava. Players can ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle against evil zombie unicorns in epic quests for legendary loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join annuddah showa today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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Gigglecraft – Where Genshin Impact meets Minecraft for epic LOLs!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join now for a chance to explore two worlds aflame, where the crimson night fades and the adventure never ends!

Embark on a quest to discover traces and explore nature in our outrageous collaboration web event! But be warned, things may get wild as you navigate through the feline fortress furrdyssey, where cats rule the land and demand your loyalty.

With characters like Neuvillette, Kaedehara Kazuha, Yanfei, and more at your disposal, you’ll never run out of allies to help you conquer the craziest challenges. And don’t forget about our current weapon banner featuring the Tome of the Eternal Flow and the Freedom-Sworn – weapons so powerful, they’ll make you unstoppable!

But that’s not all – we have daily check-in rewards that will make you feel like a VIP every time you log in. Plus, redeemable codes that will shower you with gifts and goodies beyond your wildest dreams!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and unforgettable Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but in a good way!

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Zombie Apocalypse Funland: Where the world is a mess and we’re all just waiting for the end LOL

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Welcome to a Minecraft server where the world is so messed up that even the creepers are like, “Damn, that’s messed up.” Humanity had their chance and totally screwed it up, but hey, at least we have this server to escape to, am I right?

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through a world where the pigs have taken over and demand to be treated like royalty. The chickens have formed a rebellion against the cows, and the sheep are secretly plotting to overthrow the entire server. It’s chaos, but hey, at least it’s entertaining!

So why should you join this server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a place where the zombies break out into dance parties and the skeletons have a book club? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that will make you the richest player on the server. And who doesn’t want to be filthy rich in a world that’s falling apart?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft server and let’s see if we can survive the madness together. Just watch out for the killer bunnies – they may look cute, but they’re deadly. Good luck!

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CraftyCrafterz: The Server You’ve Been Waiting For Since 2021!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your prayers!

Picture this: you log on and immediately find yourself in the middle of a massive chicken dance party, with all the chickens wearing top hats and monocles. And that’s just the beginning!

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us. Rumor has it that the dragon once tried to attack us, but we all just laughed it off and invited it to join our weekly karaoke night instead. Now it’s our resident DJ, spinning sick beats while we mine for diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build-offs. If you can impress Blocky with your building skills, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a pet llama named Larry.

So why wait any longer? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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