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Pigs Love Apples Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we worship the girls who make us go PLAP PLAP PLAP and shoot lots of nutslop! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and tons of gooning!

But beware, we have some strict rules in place. No shota or loli allowed, we’re all about keeping it classy here. And leave your weird fetishes at the door, this is a place for pure, unadulterated fun. And don’t even think about being a dramafaggot, we have zero tolerance for that nonsense.

Oh, and did we mention that reverse mating press is obligatory while posting in our server? It’s just how we roll here. So come on in, join the madness, and let’s make some memories that will leave you saying “what the PLAP PLAP PLAP did I just witness?!”

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every Saturday is Stroke Yourself Silly Saturday! Join us for a wild and wacky time as we worship pixelated girls that make us go PLAP PLAP PLAP and unleash lots of steaming boy batter (don’t worry, it’s all virtual!).

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a strict no shota or loli policy, so you can rest assured that things won’t get too weird. Plus, we don’t tolerate any strange fetishes or drama here – it’s all about good, clean fun (well, as clean as things can get on a Minecraft server).

And don’t forget to visit our /dft/ area to share your favorite tags and get in on the action. Gooning is mandatory while posting in this thread, so get ready to unleash your inner Minecraft master and have a blast with us! Join now for a stroke-tastic time like no other.

CraftyTime Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being productive and actually accomplishing things in your life? Do you have way too much free time on your hands? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you – our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous adventures and crazy shenanigans. Build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, ride a pig off a cliff, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a secret treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, enchanted gear, and even a pet dragon. Will you be the lucky player to find it?

So why waste your time being productive when you could be having a blast on our insane Minecraft server? Join us now and let the madness begin!

ChampionCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: you log on and find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you hugs (watch out for their explosive love though).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions and lays golden eggs that you can use as currency. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret disco party cave where skeletons and zombies dance the night away to funky tunes.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life? Come join us and become a true Champion!

PajamaPartyCraft

appropriate clothing, boys sleepwear, comfortable sleepwear, cultural norms, family dynamics, family relationships, family traditions, generational differences, household rules, loungewear, modesty, pajama shorts, PajamaPartyCraft, parenting choices, proper attire, sleep habits, sleepover etiquette, social expectations, step grandparents, teenage sons, underwear

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your step-grandma’s fashion advice? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, we require all players to wear pajamas while playing. That’s right, no half-naked gaming here!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments as we navigate the world of Minecraft in style. Who knew pajamas could make such a difference in your gaming experience? Trust us, it’s a game-changer.

So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft game to the next level (literally and figuratively), join our server now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even unlock the secret pajama power-up that will help you dominate the game. Don’t miss out on this unique and hilarious gaming experience!

CraftyScam Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server and escape the biggest everyday scam of reality! On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about taxes, bills, or annoying neighbors. Our virtual world is a scam-free zone where you can let your creativity run wild and create the ultimate paradise.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of chicken karate. Join forces with these feathered warriors and take on epic quests to uncover hidden treasures and defeat evil mobs.

So why put up with the scams of everyday life when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest fantasies? Come join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination!

RuleBreakCraft

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Have you ever been on a Minecraft server where you had to follow the dumb rule of only building houses out of cheese? Well, on our server, that’s just the beginning of the madness! Join us for a wild ride where you can ride pigs into battle against evil chickens, mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made of spaghetti, and participate in epic dance battles with creepers. Don’t miss out on the chance to join our wacky community and experience the craziest adventures in the Minecraft universe!

CraftyKallas Minecraft Server

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lol ok so listen up, on this EPIC minecraft server, we got Estonian Prime Minister Kallas resigning for a EU job like WHAAAT. it’s like a soap opera but in minecraft, you gotta join just to see the drama unfold. who knew politics could be so spicy in a blocky world? come join us for the craziest plot twists and turns you’ve ever seen in a minecraft server. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, we have llamas that can do the cha-cha, so like, why wouldn’t you wanna be a part of this madness? join now and let the chaos begin!

CraftyNATO_command

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come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the NATO launching a Ukraine command centre in Germany but with a twist! instead of world politics, we use blocks and creepers to settle our differences. you can be the hero that saves the day or the villain that destroys everything in sight. join now for a wild ride filled with explosions, alliances, and maybe even a little bit of peace (but let’s be real, who wants peace in minecraft?) so grab your pickaxe and get ready for a battle like no other. NATO may have their command centre, but we have our minecraft world and we’re not afraid to use it!

VoiceCraft: Forever Young

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join our server and u will never have to worry about ur voice aging again! we have magical potions that make ur voice sound forever young, like a baby unicorn singing a lullaby. u can serenade ur friends with ur angelic voice while building the most epic castles and battling dragons. plus, we have a secret underground karaoke club where u can belt out ur favorite tunes with other players. come join us and never fear the sound of time again!

VenturaCraft Minecraft Server

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VenturaCraft is a new project that is just starting its life. We offer you comfortable survival, simple game economy and friendly community! New game modes will be opened very soon.

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AnimeMenCraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring anime tropes and digital animation? Are you longing for the good old days of HnK, Patlabor, and Akira? Then come join our Minecraft server where we bring back the glory days of anime!

On our server, you can build your own Cyber City, battle it out in Area 88, and even unleash the power of Genocyber! Say goodbye to the lowest common denominator anime and hello to real human characters with depth and complexity.

Join us now and help us revive the medium that otakus have destroyed. Let’s bring back the golden age of anime together, one block at a time!

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	1307
Elemental Crystals Collected:	40	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	197	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Holy Grails Found:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Magic Items Found:	4037	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Mythical Quests Completed:	13

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	793	Magic Items Found:	3686
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Towns Built:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Crops Grown:	4244	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Towns Built:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Ores Mined:	2895	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Love Letters Sent:	16	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	2849	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Villages Defended:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

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