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Pigs Love Apples Minecraft SMP

Anons, apples, dramafaggot, Edition, fetish, Girls, gooning, horny, ITT, love, Minecraft, no loli, no shota, nutslop, obligatory, Pigs, PLAP, Posting, reverse mating press, rules, shoot lots, smp, Thread, Worship, worship girls

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9515
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Void Armor Forged:	14	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Falling into the Void:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we worship the girls who make us go PLAP PLAP PLAP and shoot lots of nutslop! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and tons of gooning!

But beware, we have some strict rules in place. No shota or loli allowed, we’re all about keeping it classy here. And leave your weird fetishes at the door, this is a place for pure, unadulterated fun. And don’t even think about being a dramafaggot, we have zero tolerance for that nonsense.

Oh, and did we mention that reverse mating press is obligatory while posting in our server? It’s just how we roll here. So come on in, join the madness, and let’s make some memories that will leave you saying “what the PLAP PLAP PLAP did I just witness?!”

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

BlockyBanter, bust out, dft, gooning, horny anons, long tail tags, Minecraft, no drama, no loli, no shota, no weird fetishes, obligatory, PLAP, saturday edition, Server, steaming boy batter, Stroke, Stroke yourself silly, tags, Thread, Worship, worship girls

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8288
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Animals Bred:	126
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every Saturday is Stroke Yourself Silly Saturday! Join us for a wild and wacky time as we worship pixelated girls that make us go PLAP PLAP PLAP and unleash lots of steaming boy batter (don’t worry, it’s all virtual!).

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a strict no shota or loli policy, so you can rest assured that things won’t get too weird. Plus, we don’t tolerate any strange fetishes or drama here – it’s all about good, clean fun (well, as clean as things can get on a Minecraft server).

And don’t forget to visit our /dft/ area to share your favorite tags and get in on the action. Gooning is mandatory while posting in this thread, so get ready to unleash your inner Minecraft master and have a blast with us! Join now for a stroke-tastic time like no other.

Crafty Jomon Minecraft Server

Ancestry, Ancient civilization, archaeology, art, Crafty, cultural identity, dna testing, Exploration, heritage, History, Identity, indigenous, introspection, Japanese culture, Jomon, lineage, Minecraft, Pottery, Questioning, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, Server, tradition

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1797
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because on our server, you can literally become a Jomon warrior! That’s right, forget about crafting swords and armor, now you can craft ancient Japanese pottery and use it to defeat your enemies in epic battles.

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger, rumored to grant wishes to whoever eats it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most Jomon-tastic Minecraft adventure of your life!

Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General

4koma, Account XP, Archive, BAG, Banners, Blue, blue archive, Bounties, Casual, Circles, clubs, Commissions, Events, Friends, Fury of Set, general, guides, Izuna, Kirino, Kisaki, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mimori, Minecraft, News, patch notes, Perorodzilla, PVs, Reijo, Resources, Rowdy and Cheery, saya, Scrimmages, Shizuko, shorts, Shun, Side Content, smp, Total Assault, Tsubaki, Umika

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3667
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Love Letters Sent:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Emeralds Found:	1697	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of dancing creepers appears out of nowhere! Or how about a giant chicken boss battle where you have to use nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot to defeat it? The possibilities are endless on our server.

But that’s not all! We have events like “Descent of the Five Senses” where you’ll have to navigate through a maze blindfolded, and “Rowdy and Cheery!” where you’ll have to throw a party for the villagers while fending off zombie party crashers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most outrageous gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

SnotBlockerzMC

Airbnb, blowing nose, Boundaries, Boyfriend, cleanliness, Communication, Confrontation, consideration, Etiquette, garbage bin, germaphobe, gross, hair brush, hygiene, Manners, personal habits, relationship, SnotBlockerzMC, SPITTING, tissue, toilet paper

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8027
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Dimension Hops:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Towns Built:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where blowing your nose into a garbage bin is not only accepted, but encouraged! Our community thrives on the unique scent of used tissues and the thrill of sharing hair brushes without washing them.

Join us for the ultimate germaphobe nightmare, where spitting on the ground is a sign of respect and using toilet paper as tissues is the norm. Explore our world filled with questionable hygiene practices and never worry about feeling clean again!

So come on in and experience the joy of grossing out your significant other with our one-of-a-kind server. Who needs tissues when you have toilet paper and paper towels at your disposal? Don’t miss out on the chance to embrace your inner germaphobe and join us today!

PokeCraft SMP: Gotta Catch ‘Em All!

#pikachu, blastoise, bulbasaur, Catch, charizard, dragonite, eevee, Favorite, favorite Pokémon, gengar, Gotta, jigglypuff, lucario, mewtwo, pokecraft, pokemon, smp, Snorlax, squirtle, umbreon, vaporeon

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	143
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Votes:	863

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where every player gets their very own Pikachu companion to help them mine diamonds and battle creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a legendary Mewtwo boss that drops rare loot and has a chance of turning your pickaxe into a diamond pickaxe with efficiency 1000! Plus, every full moon, a wild Charizard flies around the server breathing fire on unsuspecting players – it’s a real blast!

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our crazy Minecraft SMP and catch ‘em all – diamonds, that is!

CreeperCrisis2021

Conflict Resolution, CreeperCrisis2021, Diplomacy, economic inequality, environmental degradation, extremism, global peace, Greatest, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, nuclear weapons, opinion, Peacekeeping, political instability, SECURITY, social unrest, Terrorism, threat, violence, War, world conflict

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9093
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Holy Grails Found:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Runes Activated:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Void Armor Forged:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Are creepers blowing up your peaceful Minecraft village? Are skeletons shooting arrows at your livestock? Are zombies trying to eat your brains? Well, fear not, because on our server, the only threat to global peace is the never-ending battle between players for the title of the ultimate block-building champion!

Join us now and experience the thrill of dodging lava pits, outsmarting ender dragons, and building the most epic structures you can imagine. Who needs real-world problems when you can escape to a world where the only thing that matters is surviving and thriving in a pixelated paradise?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and show the world that you have what it takes to conquer the Minecraft universe! And remember, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is running out of diamonds – because let’s face it, that’s a real tragedy.

NukeCraft Minecraft Server

arms race, Attacks, cold war, defense strategy, Deterrence, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global politics, international relations, military capabilities, military doctrine, military policy, Minecraft, nonnuclear states, nuclear arsenal, Nuclear deterrence, Nuclear Doctrine, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, russia, SECURITY, Server, strategic planning

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8438
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Chimeras Created:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

come join our minecraft server where we blow up everything like russia’s nuclear doctrine but on a whole new level, we attack nonnuclear states with our epic TNT cannons and lava traps. watch out for our crazy admins who ride around on creepers and shoot fireballs at unsuspecting players. if you’re looking for chaos and destruction, this is the server for you. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds, so come join us if you dare!

DonetskCraft: HIMARS vs Russian Convoy

Attack, Battalion, Conflict, convoy, Destruction, Donetsk region, DonetskCraft, drone, eastern europe, HIMARS, Hits, Military, Missile, Precision, Russian, strike, Target, uav, Ukraine, War, WARFARE

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2495
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Falling into the Void:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether? Well, let me tell you about this epic server where we got a whole squad of UAVs dropping mad beats on Russian convoys in the Donetsk region. We even got a HIMARS launcher ready to blast those creepers into oblivion!

Join us and be part of the most insane battles you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. We got explosions, we got chaos, we got everything you need for a wild gaming experience. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show those Russian convoys who’s boss in the world of blocks! Let’s goooooo! 🚀🔥🎮

Pixel Warrior Fitness

active lifestyle, daily exercise, Effectiveness, exercise effectiveness, exercise frequency, exercise habits, exercise research, exercise routine, exercise science, exercise study, FITNESS, fitness goals, health benefits, physical activity, PIXEL, scientists, study, training frequency, warrior, weekend warrior, workout consistency, workout duration, workout intensity

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2460
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	31	Gods Slained:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Crops Grown:	8240	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97	Animals Bred:	101
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

so, like, u know how some peeps be all like “i gotta work out every day or i aint gonna get swole”? well guess what, this server be like the weekend warrior of minecraft servers. u only gotta play on the weekends and u still gonna be a beast.

scientists be sayin’ that it aint about how often u play, it’s about how much u play in total. so why waste ur time grindin’ every day when u can just hop on this server on the weekends and still be a boss?

join now and become the ultimate weekend warrior of minecraft. who needs daily exercise when u got this server, amirite?

Crafty Raora’s Fun Minecraft Server

arousal, attraction, Crafty, craving, desire, FANTASY, Fun, horny, infatuation, longing, Lust, Minecraft, Naughty, Passion, Provocative, Raora, raoras, seductive, Server, sexual, temptation, thinking, Thoughts, yearning

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8909
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Potions Brewed:	144
Falling into the Void:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of mischievous llamas who have a penchant for pranking players.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And rumor has it that if you can find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by the magical Ender Dragon.

Oh, and did I mention that our server is also home to the legendary Raora, a mysterious creature who is said to have the power to grant wishes…but only if you can solve her riddles first. So come join us on this crazy adventure and who knows, you might just discover that the real treasure was the friends we made along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Intel’s GPU Shares Minecraft SMP

below 1%, Chip, Competition, DROPPED, FIX, GPU, graphics, growth, Improvement, Industry, innovation, intel, Intels, market, market share, Minecraft, Performance, semiconductor, shares, smp, SOLUTIONS, strategy, Technology

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5349
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Runes Activated:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us and witness the epic battle between Intel’s GPU and the rest of the server’s players as they fight for dominance in the virtual world. Will Intel’s GPU rise to power once again or will they be forever banished to the depths of obscurity? Only time will tell! So come on, join us and be a part of this wacky adventure filled with twists, turns, and plenty of laughs. Who needs real life drama when you have Minecraft drama, am I right?