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Blocky Bunch Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2165
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Falling into the Void:	2

Hey gamers, get ready to join the most epic Minecraft server of all time! Our server is so lit, even John, the captain of the football team and starter on the basketball team, is here to dominate. He’s got a banging hot girlfriend who just blew him – now that’s cash money, baby!

If you want to be part of a server where the players are perfect, get straight A’s, and have killer sports skills (other than jerking off to naked drawn Japanese people), then this is the place for you. Don’t be a stranger, come join us and show off your best shot!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make this server the most legendary one in Minecraft history. And remember, if you’re not here, you’re just a fat, retarded, no-life who should probably just kill themselves. Thanks for listening, faggots!

Hawknet SMP

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8563
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	800371	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Towns Built:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	331
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Welcome to Hawknet SMP, we have been hosting minecraft servers since 2010, and are dedicated to providing you with the best experience possible. All of our staff are friendly, experienced, and ready to help whenever needed. We welcome you to join our community.

We have plenty of things to do on our server, but we are mainly about survival and towny. Some other things to do include Skyblock, Ocean Survival and two Creative worlds. We occasionally have building contests as well. You must start out in survival on our server (skyblock or our main world), you will gain access to other worlds at the Builder rank, which is the first rank above guest.

All of our normal ranks are earned by building, and each rank gives you access to new worlds and commands. Our normal ranks are Builder, Architect, and Engineer, each requiring a more advanced build than the rank before.

Featured Plugins: Ultimate Skyblock: Create and build on an island in the sky. Craftbay: Auction off your items, and buy others items. Towny: Create towns, claim land, and wage wars. Lockette: Lock your doors and containers to keep other players from accessing them.

hawkserv.co.uk

The Obsidian

PvE, Vanilla

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8026
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
New Chunks Explored:	636830	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Runes Activated:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Potions Brewed:	63	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

We are a close-knit community of Minecraft players. We value an almost-vanilla Minecraft SMP server experience backed by an inclusive, friendly, dedicated group of players. We strive to enjoy Minecraft together, as friends and fellow survivalists.

Sound interesting? We’d love to have you!

Whitelist: the-obsidian.com/whitelist

Rules: – Be friendly – Listen to staff – Be considerate – No destruction of property – No cheating or stealing – No threats, abusive language, harassment, etc. – No PvP without consent

play.the-obsidian.com

ArmedMCPrison

Prison

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3896
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Zombie Dances:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10

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108.60.204.69

SonoraBuild

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9197
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	10	Love Letters Sent:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Dragon Scales Harvested:	178	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	6560

SonoraBuild is a Survival MCMMO server with 100% custom terrain based on the American Southwest, with some other North American terrain to match! Come and discover a world full of surprises you won’t find in normal Minecraft. Keep in mind we’re still heavily under construction and features are being added pretty much every day!!! Try to best other players by climbing our custom branching rank tree and working up through the economy. Maybe you’ll be at the top of our leaderboards?

mc.sonorabuild.net

Vipers Lair Oceana

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8146
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Gods Slained:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Vipers Lair, an actual VANILLA Server. No additional plugins, no anti-anythings.

Come join in on the fun! We pride ourselves on being 100 Mojang EULA compliant!

Visit our other servers! [van.viper.works] [snap.viper.works] [hardcore.viper.works]

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CrystalCrafted

Factions

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5335
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Chimeras Created:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	236
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Our server is a faction one.You can build a base , raid a base , kill people in pvp , raid another bases , buy ranks , open crates and more…

185.57.188.243

Ptcl Gaming Lounge

KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3633
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Runes Activated:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22

It is a great server hosted in pakistan It is designed to be kept as much simple(Vanilla Like) as possible. Join now:

182.176.65.4:25565

182.176.65.4

MythicalCraft

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1568
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

We are a Hardcore PVP server. On the server, you can mine, sell, loot, and PvP. If you decide to raid someone, make sure you know the rule about griefing.

167.114.91.146

OP Hardcore PvP Mythical Craft

Hardcore, PvP

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9068
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4552	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13

This is a OP Hardcore PvP server! When you die you can respawn! There are 6 donor ranks, there is pvp, the pvp is HARDCORE, and AWESOME! Please join! New! Have fun! Currently in beta! OPEN BETA! 😀

167.114.91.146

Infamous Servers

Creative, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5621
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Void Gems Collected:	30
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Potions Brewed:	141
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Hello i am Bim63743 Owner Of Infamous-Servers We Are a New Server Series And Would Love to see you as A Part of us We Offer. -Skyblock -Creative -Survival -Hungergames -TNTRUN -And Much Much More

198.50.234.55