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Overpriced Blocks Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6835
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Dimension Hops:	13	Love Letters Sent:	15
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Join our Minecraft SMP if you’re tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced enchanted gear! Our server is the only place where you can trade a stack of dirt for a full set of netherite armor. Plus, rumor has it that our admin once turned a chicken into a dragon with a single command block. Don’t miss out on the craziness, join us now!

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5245
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Love Letters Sent:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Towns Built:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8

Are you tired of being a Minecraft couch potato? Well, fear not, because our server is here to whip you into shape! Join us for the most epic workout of your virtual life as you mine, build, and battle your way to a six-pack of diamonds! Our trainers will teach you how to squat like a creeper, sprint like a spider, and jump like a slime. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to sweat your pixels off!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8557
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5437	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

so like, u know how russia is like, having a tough time with ukraine and stuff? well, that’s cuz their military command is like, all messed up and stuff. like, they can’t even figure out which way is up, ya know?

but hey, if u wanna escape all that drama and have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we got crazier battles than russia and ukraine, like, seriously. our admins are like, top-notch strategists who will lead u to victory, no matter how dysfunctional u are.

plus, we got this secret weapon called the “potato cannon” that can shoot potatoes at ur enemies. yeah, u heard me right. potatoes. it’s like, the ultimate weapon of mass destruction in the minecraft world.

so come on over and join the fun! let’s show russia and ukraine how it’s really done in the world of minecraft. trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure.

CheekyChechnyaCraft

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2868
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Star Shards Collected:	261

come join our epic minecraft server where putin himself has commended us for being invincible like russia! we have secret bases hidden in the mountains of chechnya where you can battle it out with other players in epic pvp battles. our server is so awesome that even putin himself wants to join in on the fun. so what are you waiting for? come join us and show off your skills in the most epic minecraft server ever!

LOTRCraft NZ Dreamin’ Server

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9228
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Void Gems Collected:	19
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	15

join this epic minecraft server where we recreate the entire lord of the rings world but with a twist! instead of fighting orcs and goblins, you’ll be battling giant chickens and evil bunnies!

imagine riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, or building your own hobbit hole with a secret entrance that leads to a treasure room filled with diamonds and emeralds.

our server is so immersive, you’ll swear you can hear the sound of orcs chanting in the distance, only to realize it’s just someone playing despacito on their jukebox.

come join us and experience the magic and madness of middle earth like never before. plus, we have free cake every friday! who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

SageCraft: Ageless Adventures

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6032
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Crops Grown:	9074	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

so, like, if u wanna live forever and be, like, super healthy and stuff, u gotta join dis minecraft server, cuz we got dis crazy extract from some plant called Salvia haenkei that will, like, make u live foreva and be super strong and stuff. like, forget about aging and all dat, just join dis server and u will be immortal, bro. plus, u can build cool stuff and hang out with other immortal peeps. so, like, why wait? join now and live forever, dude!

Blocky Bae’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	180
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4828	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a wild and wacky experience like no other! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret hidden treasure filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear beyond their wildest dreams. But here’s the catch – the treasure was guarded by a pack of dancing llamas who only moved to the rhythm of disco music!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical potion that turns players into flying pigs who can soar through the skies and rain down bacon on unsuspecting mobs. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground club where players can challenge each other to epic dance battles using only their best block-building moves.

So come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Who needs sanity when you can have this much fun? Join now and let the madness begin!

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2507
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Towns Built:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Dragons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and questionable decision-making.

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade led by a chicken wearing a top hat. Don’t ask questions, just go with it. Next thing you know, you’re in a heated dance battle with a group of creepers who have surprisingly good rhythm.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a maze of lava pits and giant slime blocks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…potatoes? Hey, don’t knock it ’til you try it.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you participate in llama parades, dance battles with creepers, and ride an underground roller coaster all in one day? Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else. Join now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life!

DadBanned Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2062
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Are you tired of boring family drama and want to escape to a world where you can build your own empire? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of adventure and creativity!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream hospital without any pesky VIP patients making inappropriate remarks. Create your own school where the principal is always retired and the students actually listen. And don’t worry about inheritance drama, because on our server, everyone gets their fair share of diamonds!

Join now and experience a world where you can kick out anyone who tries to crash your company fest, where in-laws are always invited and parents are always blocked on WhatsApp. Build your own family of blocky characters and show them who’s boss in this crazy, drama-free Minecraft server!

FakeMom’s Bday Bash – No Regrets

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3042
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	New Chunks Explored:	788247
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Ores Mined:	2263
Enchantments Applied:	193	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further! Our server is like a breath of fresh air compared to dealing with fake friends like the ones in this story.

Join our server and leave all the fake drama behind. We promise that none of our players will ever RSVP to your events and then ghost you, or invite your ex to a party without your consent. Plus, we guarantee that our players will actually show up to your birthday parties!

Don’t waste your time with fake friends, join our Minecraft server and game on in peace. Who needs drama when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to defeat? See you in the game!