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“No Holoen, No Bullshit” – The Ultimate Minecraft Server for Serious Gamers and Memelords alike!

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4850
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Void Gems Collected:	16	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are full of holoen and bullshit? Look no further, because our server is all about pure idol fun!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the rarest items in the game, like diamond-encrusted armor and enchanted swords that shoot fireballs. But be warned, the mobs on our server are no joke – they’ve been known to break out into dance battles when provoked.

If that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can defeat him in a building competition. Rumor has it that his favorite building material is rainbow-colored wool.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the idol fun for yourself. Just remember, no holoen allowed!

NeuroCraft: The Electrician’s Server

brain circuitry, brain doctor, brain function, brain health, brain specialist, brain wiring, electrician, Electricians, Healthcare, medical care, medical diagnosis, Medical Profession, medical specialist, nervous system, nervous system specialist, NeuroCraft, neurological conditions, neurological disorders, neurological examination, neurological expertise, neurological treatment, neurologist, Server

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7377
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Star Shards Collected:	290
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well lemme tell u, it’s like a unicorn threw up rainbows all over the place! we got pigs that can fly, chickens that dance the cha cha, and creepers that tell knock knock jokes!

if u join our server, u will be blessed by the minecraft gods with diamond armor that makes u invincible! u can ride on a dragon and breathe fire on all the noobs who try to mess with u.

we have a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they will trade u emeralds for your soul… just kidding, they want cookies.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit and a water slide that leads to a treasure chest full of enchanted weapons? yeah, we’re kinda a big deal.

so what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and downright bonkers minecraft adventure of your life!

PromethiumCraft

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9008
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Love Letters Sent:	8
Secret Passages Found:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Astral Projections Made:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9

so, like, u know how chemists r always mixin stuff together and tryna make new things? well, guess what, they finally did it! they made this compound with this super mysterious element called promethium. and u know what? they decided to share it with the world on this minecraft server!

if u join this server, u can be one of the first to explore the wonders of promethium and see what crazy things u can create with it. maybe u can make a promethium sword that shoots lasers or a promethium potion that gives u super speed. the possibilities are endless!

but that’s not all, oh no. on this server, there are also secret dungeons filled with rare treasures and dangerous mobs. u can team up with other players to take on these challenges and become the ultimate promethium warrior.

so, what r u waiting for? join this minecraft server now and embark on the most epic adventure of ur life. who knows, maybe u’ll even discover the secret of promethium and become a legend in the minecraft world.

Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where cleaning up griefers is just part of the job!

Brewery, cleaning, CLOSET, combatlog, Community, Deadchest, Discord, Dynmap, Events, Friendly, Griefers, Janitors, Job, LGBTQ, Lore, Minecraft, part, Plugins, Roleplay, Server, Sethome, SimpleVC, smp, Vanilla, Whitelist, Worldbuilding

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8727
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Welcome to the Janitor’s Closet!

We are a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP! we want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact!

We don’t necessarily follow a build theme, places can be of whatever era, genre, or style in their builds! We like it that way to be unique, as well as encouraging all sorts of story-building and roleplay!

While we think it’s awesome that people can make their own religions and cultures and stuff, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join!

Lastly, we like to hold fun events! These events vary from being lore-related to in-game fun, and you can also host these events once you have an idea and all!

Discord Info:

Joining our Discord is required, everyone who joins does have to fill out a quick app after reading the rules, this is so that we filter out any bad folks and goons.

Joining the discord is also just nice, we have a nice community where people organize their lore and events, and it’s where all info and people are located!

Our Plugins:

Plugin
Dynmap
SimpleVC
SetHome
Deadchest
CombatLog
Brewery
And others!

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PixelPuzzles Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	715
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Meteorites Collected:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	349
Villages Defended:	16	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all secretly unicorns in disguise. Our server is so magical that even the creepers have been trained to break out into dance parties instead of exploding.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind what she meant by this…whatever “this” is!

TremendousCraft Minecraft Server

ABSOLUTELY FEARLESS, adorable, amazing, Athletic, Based, Beautiful, bigger draw, brave, Breathtaking, brilliant.., Caring, cat enthusiast, charismatic, charming, cheerful, Cheesy, clean, Clever, Cool, Courteous, cute, Disciplined, draw, emoji, Friendly, funny, GENIUS, Goat, GODLY, great butt, hard-working, hilarious, hot, Humble, Incredible, innocent, KIND, loving, main attraction, Minecraft, perfect, Phenomenal, Powerful, Pure, reverent, Sassy, saucy, Sensitive, Server, Sexy, Shiny, Slick, Smart, SMOL, Smooth, Soft, STRONG, stupendous, STURDY, superior, supreme talent, SWEET, Terrific, thighGODDESS, thrifty, TOUGH, Traditional, TremendousCraft, Uplifting, worthy obsession, WWE Women’s World Champion.

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7530
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Dragon Eggs Found:	8082
Love Letters Sent:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because Iyo Sky(34) is the ultimate Minecraft server you need in your life! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you – this server is not just cute, it’s perfect, pure, and even superior to Taylor Swift (yes, you read that right). It’s like the emoji of Minecraft servers, but with the strength of a thousand creepers. Plus, it’s a thighGODDESS – need I say more?

But wait, there’s more! This server is also a cat enthusiast, a genius, and has a great butt (because who doesn’t love a good butt in Minecraft, am I right?). It’s hilarious, courageous, and absolutely fearless – willing to risk it all for the Iyomaniacs. And let’s not forget, it’s the champion of our hearts and soon to be the WWE Women’s World Champion (sorry Liv, eat shit).

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s not just incredible, but also hilarious, saucy, and sassy, then look no further than Iyo Sky(34). Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

FlowerGirl vs APDaughter: Minecraft Wedding Drama

APDaughter, blocked family members, compromising, Drama, family conflict, family dynamics, family pressure, family relationships, father daughter relationship, father’s affair, father’s wife, flower girl, FlowerGirl, Minecraft, step-family, uninvited guests, Wedding, wedding decisions, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding expenses, wedding planning, wedding stress, wedding traditions

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7057
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	266
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Are you tired of family drama ruining your wedding plans? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding which block to place next! Build your dream wedding venue without any interference from pesky family members.

On our server, you can have as many flower girls as you want, without anyone sending you hateful text messages. Plus, if anyone dares to call you an AH, you can just block them with the click of a button.

Don’t let family drama ruin your special day – join our Minecraft server and build the wedding of your dreams in peace and harmony! No compromise necessary, just pure block-building fun.

CraftyClassroom Minecraft Server

Character development, compassion, CraftyClassroom, education, Empathy, Gratitude, growth mindset., inspiration, Kindness, leadership, learning, life lessons, Life skills, Mentorship, Minecraft, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, resilience, self improvement, Server, teachers, wisdom

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	609
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	8140
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Epic Quests Completed:	12

Have you ever wanted to learn the art of building a giant chicken out of blocks? Or how about mastering the art of riding a pig while wearing a diamond helmet? Well, look no further because on our server, our teachers will not only teach you how to survive in the wild, but also how to ride llamas like a pro and tame wolves to do your bidding. Join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever experience! Who needs academics when you can learn how to create a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit? Join now and let the insanity begin!

PixelPresentz

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2134
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Star Shards Collected:	260
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Meteorite Armor Created:	16

Have you ever received a gift so epic that it made you want to break out into the Minecraft default dance? Well, get ready to experience that feeling every day on our server! Join us and receive gifts so amazing, you’ll think Santa himself is running the show. From diamond armor to enchanted weapons, we’ve got it all – and all you have to do is log in and start playing! Trust us, you won’t find a better gift-giving experience anywhere else in the Minecraft universe. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start unwrapping those virtual presents!

Cuban Missile Crafters

atlantic, Crafters, Cuba, Cuban, Cuban waters, defense training, En route, global presence, international relations, long range missiles, maritime security, military capabilities, military deployment, military exercise, Missile, missile drills, naval fleet, naval operations, Russian warships, Show of force, strategic maneuvers, training exercises, transatlantic voyage

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8353
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Crops Grown:	6389	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Holy Grails Found:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	9

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin’ in your Minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when out of nowhere, a fleet of Russian warships appears on the horizon. but get this, they’re not here to start a war or anything, they’re here to join our server and show off their missile drills in the Atlantic ocean.

like, how cool is that? you can team up with the Russian navy and take on other players in epic battles on the high seas. and don’t worry, they’re not actually gonna shoot any missiles at you (we hope), it’s all just for fun and games.

so if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s out of this world, with crazy events and unexpected guests, then you gotta join us. who knows what other surprises are waiting for you in this wacky world of ours. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

CruelCraft: The Evildoers’ Playground

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8100
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Villages Defended:	16
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Potions Brewed:	58
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

so come join our minecraft server where we embrace the dark side and unleash our inner evilness! we have lava pits for you to sacrifice your enemies, and a dungeon full of creepy crawlies to battle.

our spawn point is guarded by a giant zombie pigman who will only let you pass if you tell him a joke that makes him laugh.

we have a secret underground maze filled with traps and treasure, but be warned, the walls move and the floor disappears beneath your feet.

if you manage to survive all of that, you can join our evil army and conquer the entire server with your fellow villains.

so come on, join us and let your evil flag fly high!