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Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 2588 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 5 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 2999 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 10 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
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so come join us on this epic minecraft server and say hello to ur new addiction – we mean, hobby. yeah, hobby.