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Solitary Madness 1.20.4

+18, 1.20.4, alone in my room, chat buddy, Drinking, drunk rant, gaming buddy, going insane, ISOLATION, Loneliness, madness, mental health, near my age, need someone to talk to, no blacks, no ESLs, no fat fucks, no gays, play games, seeking company, socializing, solitary, vc on discord

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9068
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Runes Activated:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and chaotic time ever! We have more madness than a drunk rant about absolute bullshit! No boring people allowed, only cool kids who are ready to game and have a blast. Plus, we have a strict no-gays, no-blacks, no-fat-fucks, and no-ESLs policy because we only want the best of the best. So if you’re ready to join a server that’s as wild as a room full of crazy people, then hop on board and let’s get this party started!

FUCK Minecraft SMP Problem

aggressive reaction, anger, communication breakdown, Conflict, Confrontation, confusion, DISRESPECTFUL, emotional outburst, emotional response, Frustration, fuck, heated exchange, his problem, Inappropriate Behavior, Minecraft, misunderstanding, offensive, out of line, Problem, Rude, smp, Social Interaction, UNACCEPTABLE, what the fuck

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7574
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	22
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	9

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Are you tired of boring, vanilla servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage wild shenanigans and epic pranks!

Join us if you want to witness the legendary battle between two players who couldn’t agree on the color of a sheep and ended up starting a full-blown war. Or how about the time someone built a giant statue of a potato and declared themselves the Potato King, only to be overthrown by a rebellion of carrot enthusiasts?

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground societies, treasure hunts that lead to nowhere, and a mysterious player who only communicates through interpretive dance. So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, come join us and see what the FUCK is going on!

SelfieSneakz

BIZARRE, blowing things out of proportion, calling off, Chill out, ENGAGEMENT, Inappropriate Behavior, Move, Nervous, Nightmare, outside opinions, overreacting, selfies, SelfieSneakz, sister-in-law, sister’s fiance, snapchat, WIBTAH

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3571
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Zombie Dances:	10
Villages Defended:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magic Items Found:	3131
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama and intrigue just like this crazy family situation!

Imagine logging in to see your sister’s fiancé sending you mysterious selfies with a “smolder” face. Is it inappropriate? Is it just plain weird? Who knows! But one thing’s for sure, you won’t find this level of excitement on any other server.

Join now and experience the thrill of uncovering scandalous secrets, confronting awkward situations, and maybe even causing a wedding to be called off! Who knew Minecraft could be so juicy? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

SMP SexEd Minecraft

Minecraft, sexed, smp

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9694
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Alien Abductions:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Look no further, because on our server, we have more drama than a soap opera in the Nether! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and more inside jokes than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at.

But that’s not all – our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself logs on just to see what kind of chaos we’re causing. So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as a pig riding a minecart, come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

BlockCraftAdvice

advice, BlockCraftAdvice, Communication, goal-setting, Happiness, inspiration, Life, mindfulness, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, positivity, reddit, Reflection, relationships, resilience, self improvement, self-care, success, Tips, wisdom

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9701
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Potions Brewed:	120	Dragon Eggs Found:	2571
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because on our server, we have diamond armor-wearing llamas that drop enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business! Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks, and embark on quests to find the legendary bacon sword that can turn your enemies into delicious pork chops. Trust us, this server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself wants to join the fun! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

BlockCraftEU2022

BlockCraftEU2022, blocks, Censorship, Cyber Security, Democracy, digital rights, eastern europe, EU referendum, foreign influence, free speech, government control, information warfare, internet restrictions, media control, Moldova, online censorship, online manipulation, political interference, Presidential vote, Propaganda, Russian websites

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	554
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Votes:	8918

haha yo come join our epic minecraft server where we block russian websites just like moldova did before their EU referendum and presidential vote!!! we got all the crazy drama and political intrigue you could ever want in a minecraft server!!! build your own virtual wall and keep out all those pesky russians while you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers!!! join now for a wild ride of fake news and international espionage in the blocky world of minecraft!!!

Baby Bump Bedtime Blunder

baby, bedtime, behavioral skills, blunder, boys’ health, bump, child behavior, child development, child speech delays, children’s health, cognitive skills, developmental delays, emotional skills, maternal health, maternal sleep, motor skills, parenting, Pregnancy, Pregnant Women, sleep deprivation, sleep patterns, sleep quality, Social Skills, speech skills

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	433
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Potions Brewed:	137

come join our minecraft server, where pregnant women who sleep less than 7 hours a night can have children with SUPERPOWERS! yes, you heard that right. these children are born with the ability to mine diamonds with their minds, build epic structures in seconds, and even tame creepers as pets.

boys are at a higher risk of being born with these amazing abilities, so if you want your son to be the next minecraft superhero, join our server now! watch as your child develops their social, emotional, behavioral, motor, cognitive, and speech skills at lightning speed.

don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to have a minecraft prodigy as a child. join our server now and start your journey to raising the next minecraft legend!

WaveCraft Minecraft Server

Alloy Smelt II, Android, Convene Tracker, egs, friends list, Ios, Minecraft, Resonator Banner, Resonator Showcase, Server, The Shorekeeper, Timeline and Rewards, Tower Defense Event, Ver 1.3 Preview, WaveCraft, weapon banner, windows, Wuthering Exploration, wuthering waves, Wuthering Waves codes, Wuthering Waves emotes., Wuthering Waves events, Wuthering Waves Map, Xiangli Yao

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3681
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our server is like no other! Join us at the Wuthering Waves server for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re exploring the vast lands of Wuthering Waves when suddenly, you stumble upon The Shorekeeper – a mystical being with the power to control the tides. But beware, because Xiangli Yao, the ultimate Truth, is hot on your trail, ready to uncover all your secrets!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our Tower Defense Event, “Do Echoids Dream of Electric Sheep?” where you must defend against waves of fluffy sheep armed with laser beams. And don’t forget to participate in our Alloy Smelt II event, where you can craft the most outrageous weapons known to Minecraft-kind.

Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in the world of Wuthering Waves!

Oligarchy Minecraft SMP

absolute power, barons, capitalism, ceos, communism, Corruption, Decadence, Democracy, global corporations, Government, Kings, Language, massive funds, Minecraft, monarchs, Monarchy, oligarchy, property owners, rental properties, Revolutions, serfs, smp

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4917
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	17
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	1853
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Villages Defended:	19
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have created our very own monarchy ruled by property owners and CEO’s! Forget about democracy, we’re all about absolute power and raising funds with a single decree. Our CEO’s are the Kings of the server, with the ability to rule with an iron fist (or diamond sword, whatever works). And don’t even get us started on the Barons who own all the rental properties – they’re basically the landlords of the server, making sure everyone knows their place.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got you thinking that it’s all about communism vs capitalism, but in reality, it’s all about overthrowing the corrupt monarchs and bringing democracy back to the server. Join us in this epic battle of language and revolution, where anything is possible and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe build a castle or two). So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let’s show those monarchs who’s boss!

BreakupBluesMinecraftSMP

breakup advice, breakup healing, breakup recovery, breakup support, breakup tips, BreakupBluesMinecraftSMP, coping, depression, Emotional healing, emotional wellness, healing, Healing Process, HEARTBREAK, mental health, mindfulness, moving on, Post Break Up, self love, self-care, support system, Therapy

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2914
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Farms Harvested:	651
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2894
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Are you tired of drowning your sorrows in a tub of ice cream after a breakup? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and let the healing power of building and mining wash away your post-breakup blues. Who needs therapy when you can punch trees and fight off creepers with your new virtual friends? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so magical that it can even mend broken hearts. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s craft our way to happiness together!

FamCraft: Value Edition

acceptance, appreciation, Bonding, care, Communication, Connection, Edition, FamCraft, family, Gratitude, Happiness, Laughter, love, loyalty, Memories, relationships, Respect, Support, togetherness, Traditions, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1033
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Crops Grown:	6647	Villages Defended:	13
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

Are you tired of your boring old family? Join our Minecraft server and create a new family of blocky buddies who will always have your back! Our server is so awesome, even your grandma will want to join in on the fun. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons – perfect for family bonding activities like slaying dragons together! So say goodbye to your lame real family and hello to your new pixelated one on our server!