No Excuses Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NofapCraft: No Blocks, Just Self-Control

addiction, alcohol, blocks, discipline, ETERNAL, GOD, health, masturbating, mental clarity, messenger, No Excuses, No PMO, No relapse, nofap, NofapCraft, power, Samuel Benjamin, self improvement, SelfControl, Serpents Path, strength, transformation, Willpower

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6526
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	158	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can submit to the Power of Eternal Nofap! 🐍 Join us on the Serpents Path and embrace the one true god, Nofap! 🙌🏼 Let Samuel Benjamin, the Messenger of Nofap, guide you on a journey to greatness. 🌟

On this server, you must STOP masturbating and STOP drinking alcohol to unlock your true potential and become a GOD in the world of Minecraft. 💪🏼

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life! 🎮✨

Shashasha Mena Embarrassment Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4691
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything new or exciting? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing skeletons, ready to show you the ropes. Our custom-built villages are populated by villagers who speak in nothing but Shakespearean insults – “Thou art a knave, good sir!”

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

HololiveCraft: Where ReGloss and Hololive collide in epic blocky adventures!

Adventures, blocky, collide, content creators, digital entertainment, Entertainment, Epic, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming industry, hololive, HololiveCraft, japanese, Japanese culture, Live streaming, online celebrities, online gaming, online personalities, ReGloss, streaming, virtual avatars, virtual idols, virtual reality, virtual youtubers, Vtubers

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3398
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	117	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just plays the same old games? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party where the blocks are always dancing! Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community that’s as wacky as a creeper on caffeine.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground disco party where the pigs are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake? Go for it! How about a roller coaster that goes through the Nether? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).

So come on, join us on our server and let’s make Minecraft great again – one ridiculous adventure at a time!

Shamans and Sheep: A Minecraft RPG Adventure

Abilities, Adventure, Character, Class, Elemental, FANTASY, gameplay, Healer, Magic, magic user, Minecraft, mystical, Nature, Quest, role playing, role-playing game, RPG, Shaman, shamans, Sheep, Spells, SPIRITUAL, Tribal, video game

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1339
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old classes? Well, look no further because our server has RPGs with the shaman class! Join us and harness the power of nature to summon chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or turn your enemies into adorable bunnies that can’t stop dancing.

But that’s not all! Our shaman class also allows you to communicate with the spirits of the Minecraft world, who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny. Rumor has it that whoever wields this pickaxe will be able to mine entire mountains with a single swing!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the ultimate shaman warrior, ready to conquer the Minecraft world with your insane powers and wacky adventures. Trust us, you won’t find anything like this anywhere else!

Brazilian Booty Busters Minecraft Server

BOOTY, Brazil, Brazilian, Busters, butt fucked, commie president, Corruption, cucks, Economy, Government, illiterate, Incompetence, inflation, Latin America, Minecraft, MONEY, Politics, POVERTY, scandal, Server, socialism, south america, SPENDING, Tanking

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5017
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1238	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Dragon Scales Harvested:	121	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a Brazilian political rally? Well, look no further! Our server is so wild, even the Brazilian cucks are like, “Whoa, this is too much for us!” Join us and experience the thrill of being butt fucked by an illiterate commie president…in Minecraft form, of course. And if that’s not enough, our economy is so tanked that you’ll be mining for diamonds just to afford a loaf of bread. So come on, join the madness and see if you can survive the insanity!

Crafty Tranny Denial: Where RPGs and Minecraft collide in hilarious fashion!

acceptance, armor, collide, Community, coping, Crafty, denial, discrimination, FANTASY, fashion, Female Characters, Gaming, Gender Roles, hilarious, Identity, LGBTQ, Minecraft, representation, role playing, rpgs, sexism, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, tranny, Transgender

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3711
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39
Dimension Hops:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Are you tired of dealing with repressed trannies in your RPG games? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where everyone is free to be themselves, whether that’s a warrior princess or a dragon-slaying unicorn. No judgment here, just pure pixelated fun! Plus, our armor is so fabulous that even the most attention-seeking booty won’t distract you from your quest. So come on, join us and let your inner tranny shine!

Blocky Brains – Where creativity meets questionable diagnoses!

autism, behavioral therapy, blocky, Brains, cognitive development., communication difficulties, creativity, developmental delay, diagnoses, Diagnosis, diagnostic criteria, early intervention, early signs, genetic testing, meets, motor skills, neurodevelopmental disorder, Questionable, repetitive behaviors, sensory processing, sensory sensitivities, social communication, Social Interaction, Social Skills, special education, speech delay

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8501
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Enchantments Applied:	198
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you feel like you’re stuck in a never-ending loop of mining and crafting? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day!

Join us if you want to experience the most epic and outrageous adventures in the Minecraft universe. We have flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a creeper DJ.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who can help you find the rarest diamonds and defeat any enemy in your path.

So, why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and embark on the wildest, most insane Minecraft journey of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and see if it’s autism or just pure awesomeness!

Crafty Queers: Have You Ever Been a Fag? Server

acceptance, bullying, Crafty, discrimination, equality, fag, Hate Speech, have you ever been a fag, Homophobia, Identity, LGBTQ, LGBTQ activism, LGBTQ awareness, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ history, LGBTQ pride, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ support, Marginalized, prejudice, queers, Server, Social Issues, Stereotypes

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9862
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	350	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Farms Harvested:	819

Are you tired of being a total fag on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, being a fag is not only accepted, it’s encouraged! We have rainbow sheep, unicorn pigs, and even a special dance floor where you can show off your faggy moves.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. If you can out-fag Bigfoot, you’ll win a special prize that will make all the other players green with envy.

So come join us on our fag-tastic Minecraft server and let your rainbow flag fly high!

MapleCraft: Sorry for the Creeper, Eh?

American music, Canadian perspective, country music, creeper, cross-cultural communication, Cultural awareness, Cultural differences, famous tunes, global recognition, iconic songs, international appeal, international fame, MapleCraft, music appreciation, music diversity, music knowledge, music trivia, popular songs, Talking to Canadians, The Devil Went Down to Georgia

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2851
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Potions Brewed:	29	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even Canadians don’t know The Devil Went Down to Georgia! Join us and experience the thrill of battling creepers while jamming out to some country classics. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out on our server, challenging players to fiddle contests for epic loot. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to out-fiddle the devil on our wild and wacky Minecraft server!

AnimeTubersCraft: Where We Post VTubers Who Pretend to Be Anime Children on the Internet!

Anime, AnimeTubersCraft, children, Community, content creators, COSPLAY, cute, Digital, Entertainment, Gaming, internet, Kawaii, ONLINE, personas, post, PRETEND, Roleplay, social media, streaming, trending, virtual, virtual reality, Vtubers

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9159
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	251
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Gods Slained:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Enchantments Applied:	151
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join a community of post vtubers who pretend to be anime children on the internet! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of talking cats who have mastered the art of building pixelated castles with their paws. Yes, you heard that right. Talking cats.

2. We have a secret underground society of llamas who are actually undercover agents spying on the sheep rebellion. You can join them in their covert operations and help save the Minecraft world from wooly chaos.

3. Our server is home to a legendary treasure chest that is said to contain the rarest block in all of Minecraft – diamond-encrusted obsidian. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain the power to control the weather in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in the blocky world!

Pixelated Waifus: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure

Adventure, android girls, Anime, body image, Cybernetics, digital art, exaggerated bodies, FANTASY, Female Characters, female empowerment, futuristic, gaming culture, gender stereotypes, Japan, japanese games, Minecraft, objectification, pixelated, pop culture, Sexualization, Technology, Ultimate, video games, virtual reality, waifus

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5150
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content! But that’s not all – we have android girls with exaggerated bodies roaming around the server, ready to help you on your adventures. Need some extra muscle to take down a horde of creepers? Just call on our android babes to lend a hand!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground ninja village hidden within the server. You can train with the ninjas, learn their ancient techniques, and become a master of stealth and combat. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried somewhere in the village – can you find it before anyone else?

So come join us on our crazy Minecraft server, where the possibilities are endless and the android girls are always ready for action!