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IsekaiCraft Minecraft Server

Adventure, alternate world, Anime, escapism, FANTASY, fantasy world, isekai, IsekaiCraft, Journey, light novel, Magic, Manga, Minecraft, new world, OTHERWORLDLY, parallel universe, Reincarnation, Server, Shikkaku, Supernatural, tonight, Trapped, Web Novel

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7261
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	256	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Animals Bred:	127	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

Are you ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life? Join our server tonight and prepare to be amazed by the sheer insanity that awaits you!

Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs fly, cows wear sunglasses, and creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding. Our server is like a psychedelic trip through the blocky universe, where the laws of physics are merely a suggestion.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will be granted infinite riches and eternal glory.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether, where the lava flows like water and the ghasts tell dad jokes instead of shooting fireballs. It’s a dimension of pure chaos and hilarity that will leave you in stitches.

So why wait? Join our server tonight and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible.

YuriCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, Anime, Diversity, emotional connection, Fiction, gender, Lesbian, LGBTQ, Literature, love, Manga, Minecraft, personal preference, reading, relationships, romance, Self-expression, Server, Sexuality, societal norms, storytelling, YuRi, YuriCraft

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7640
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4397	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, look no further because our server is like a yuri romance novel come to life! Dive into a world where blocks fall in love, creepers have secret crushes, and Endermen write love letters in the moonlight. Join us for a truly unique and unforgettable Minecraft experience that will have you saying, “Is it weird I like playing on this server as a guy? Not just for the blocks but for the romance. Idk, I just love all the crazy stories!” So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the love story of a lifetime unfold before your very eyes!

NurseryCraft: No Art for Nieces, Just for Son!

art, attitude, baby shower, Boundaries, Communication, creativity, drawing, family, Future, gender, hobby, Jealousy, Niece, nieces, Nursery, NurseryCraft, Painting, relationships, sexism, sister, Son, Support

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5063
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Votes:	6036	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14

🤣👶🎨 Yo, so check it – I’m a soon-to-be dad (27m) and my wifey Ellie (26f) is preggo with our lil’ dude due in August. Now, lemme tell ya ’bout this epic Minecraft server we got goin’ on over here. It’s like, the ultimate virtual nursery for all your pixelated parenting needs! 🍼🎮

So, I’ve always been into art, right? But my fam never really supported me, especially my sis Rebecca (32f). She’s preggo too, expecting a girl in October. Anyhoo, me and Ellie wanted to jazz up our son’s nursery with some dope artwork, ya feel me? I spent weeks designing and painting this masterpiece that totally vibes with his name. And let me tell ya, it’s lit AF! 🔥🎨

Fast forward to our baby shower, where we’re showin’ off the nursery to our peeps. And who shows up? None other than jealous sis Rebecca. She straight up demands I make her a custom piece for her daughter too. Like, excuse me? This chick never supported my art before, now she wants a piece of the pie? Nah, fam. Not happenin’. 🙅‍♂️🚫

She starts throwin’ shade, callin’ me sexist and whatnot. Like, bruh, chill. I ain’t playin’ that game. So I told her to bounce and take her negativity elsewhere. But then her hubby hits me up, tryna smooth things over. Sorry, dude, but I ain’t playin’ that game either. No room for toxic vibes in my virtual nursery, ya dig? 🚫👶

So, come join our Minecraft server for some epic nursery decor drama and family feuds. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least we got pixel art to keep us sane, amirite? 🤪✨ #MinecraftDrama #PixelParenting #ArtisticAntics

RespawnReligion

Afterlife, Beliefs, death, divine justice, Eternity, FAITH, Heaven, Hell, judgment, Karma, nirvana, Paradise, Purgatory, Reincarnation, Religion, RespawnReligion, resurrection, salvation, Soul, spirituality, Transcendence

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6250
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Void Armor Forged:	19	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Are you tired of respawning in the same boring old world after you die in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you get to choose your own afterlife destination! Want to respawn in a land made entirely of candy? Done. How about a dimension where you can ride unicorns all day? No problem. The possibilities are endless on our server!

Join us now and experience a whole new level of Minecraft where death is just the beginning of your crazy adventures. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough diamonds, you can unlock the secret realm of infinite bacon! So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start your epic journey to the afterlife today!

CraftyCholesterolBusters

Atherosclerotic cardiovascular disease, Cardiology, cardiovascular health, Cholesterol lowering, clinical trials, Coronary artery disease, CraftyCholesterolBusters, drug therapy, Evolocumab, Healthcare, Heart Disease, High cholesterol, LDL cholesterol, Lipid management, medication, PCSK9 inhibitor, pharmaceutical, research, review, Secondary prevention, Treatment

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3894
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1074	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Runes Activated:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Magic Items Found:	5746
Falling into the Void:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. Like, you gotta join because, like, the admins are actually unicorns in disguise. And, like, the spawn area is a giant rainbow made out of Skittles.

Once, there was this player who found a secret dungeon filled with dancing llamas and treasure chests full of diamond blocks. And, like, the llamas taught him how to do the Macarena while mining for diamonds. It was, like, the most epic thing ever, dude.

Oh, and did I mention that there are flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes? Yeah, you heard me right. Flying. Laser. Pigs.

So, like, if you wanna have the time of your life and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever, you gotta join this one. Trust me, it’s like a party in your computer screen.

BlockyWorld Minecraft Server

Background, birthplace, BlockyWorld, city, Country, culture, geography, heritage, home address, Hometown, Identity, location, Minecraft, Nationality, Origins, place of origin, Region, Residence, Roots, Server, TOWN, Village, where you from

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6087
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Players Killed by Monsters:	9679	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama of doom, battle against a horde of zombie chickens, and even ride on a flying pig into battle!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and challenges players to chicken dance-offs for epic loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you clucking with excitement!

PixelPoke RP Minecraft Server

2024.., 4chan, activity with Pokemon, advances, desuarchive, FAQ, Gay, Minecraft, open guide, PixelPoke, pokemon, Pokephilia, pokeverse, porn dumps, question of the day, Rentry, RP thread, Server, starting guide, Straight.., Trash thread, weirdest shape, Wheel Edition

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4381
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Endless Night Skies:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us in the 4chan Pokeverse RP thread where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

In this wild world, you’ll encounter Pokemon like never before. Want to ride a Pikachu like a majestic steed? Go for it! Feel like having a deep conversation with a Snorlax about the meaning of life? Why not! The possibilities are endless and the laughs are guaranteed.

But beware, things can get a little… spicy in this server. With straight and gay pokephilia threads, you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll stumble upon. Just remember to direct your porn dumps to the appropriate channels and keep the main chat PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge).

So come on down and join the madness! Who knows, you might just find yourself in a heated debate about which Pokemon has the weirdest shape. Spoiler alert: it’s probably Ditto, because that blob can transform into anything (and we mean anything). See you in the Pokeverse, trainers!

Rubles & Riches Minecraft Server

$11 Billion, billion, boom, dividends, Dividends on War, Economy Boom, Economy Boom Billion, Minecraft, Pocket, Pocket $11 Billion, Riches, Rubles, Russian, Russian Tycoons, Russian Tycoons Boom, Russian Tycoons Dividends, Russian Tycoons Economy, Russian Tycoons Pocket, Server, tycoons, Tycoons Pocket, War Economy, War Economy Boom, War Economy Dividends

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3394
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Alien Abductions:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16

come join our epic minecraft server where russian tycoons are pocketing $11 billion dividends on war economy boom! we got diamonds for days and creepers that explode like fireworks on new year’s eve! our players are so rich they build houses out of solid gold blocks and ride around on diamond-encrusted pigs! join us and become a virtual billionaire in our insane virtual world where anything is possible!

CraftyPutin’sRecruitDischargeCraft

Agreement, Alliance, Army, bilateral, cooperation, CraftyPutinsRecruitDischargeCraft, Defense, defense personnel, Diplomacy, discharge, discharge agreement, Indian nationals, Indians, international relations, Military, pm modi, Putin meeting, Recruitment, russia, soldiers, summit

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9168
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Meteorites Collected:	4
Mines Excavated:	1855	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER IF U WANNA BE RECRUITED BY DA RUSSIAN ARMY!!! PM MODI AND PUTIN MET AND NOW ALL INDIANS CAN JOIN DA ARMY!!! U CAN FIGHT CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES WITH DA RUSSIANS!!! BE A PART OF DIS HISTORIC ALLIANCE AND SHOW DEM MOBS WHO’S BOSS!!! JOIN NOW BEFORE PUTIN CHANGES HIS MIND AND RECRUITS PIGS INSTEAD!!! #MinecraftArmyAlliance #PutinAndModiBesties

DadCraft: Brain Boost & Bonding

Bonding, bonding and mental health risks, Boost, Brain, brain structure, brain structure and bonding, brain structure and mental health risks, DadCraft, Fatherhood, fatherhood and bonding, fatherhood and brain structure, fatherhood and brain structure changes., fatherhood and mental health, fatherhood and mental health risks, fatherhood changes brain structure, fatherhood impact on bonding, fatherhood impact on brain structure, fatherhood impact on mental health, mental health risks

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9301
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Potions Brewed:	122	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

so, like, u know how when u become a dad ur whole brain changes? well, this server is like that but for minecraft players! join us and watch as ur brain gets all twisted and turned while u build ur epic creations! u will bond with ur fellow players like never before, but watch out for the mental health risks – u might start seeing creepers in real life! so come join us on this wild ride and see how fatherhood can alter ur minecraft experience in the most insane ways possible!