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| Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 3401 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join a community led by a 6’5 schizoid who has impregnated 3 women through sperm donor apps just to pass on his genes! Despite living with his mommy and only working restaurant jobs, he has had inconceivable success with women thanks to his height and looks.
Join us and befriend other losers who browse 4chan, as we all come together to build and create in this virtual world. Who needs a degree when you have such impressive genetics, right? Plus, you’ll have the chance to be “mogged” by our server leader, who attributes all his success to his appearance and perception.
So come on in and ask him anything – just be prepared for some outrageous stories and a whole lot of laughs along the way!
