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Pixelated Pervs & Picasso

/aco/sdg, /d/nai, /e/sdg, /g/sdg, /h/hdg, /soc/ai+nude, /trash/sdg, /vt/vtai, ai, AMD GPU, animation, Archive, art, AUTOMATIC1111, Block Merging, Celebs, Characters, ComfyUI, controlnet, CPU, DEGEN, Easy Diffusion, Embeddings, fetish content, Forge, guides, Link Hub, Local install, LoRa Training, Mac, models, New User Guide, No crying, OP Pasta, Other links, Pervs, Picasso, pixelated, PonyXL Information, porn, prompts, Related boards, Samplers, SD.Next, Tags for Prompting, Wiki

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5666
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	235	Meteorites Collected:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Void Armor Forged:	29
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	73

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with block merging, comfy UIs, and automatic diffusion like you’ve never seen before.

Need some guidance? Check out our new user guide and controlnet for all your Minecraft needs. And don’t forget to explore our animation samplers for a truly mind-blowing experience.

But that’s not all – we’ve got models, embeddings, characters, celebs, prompts, and even fetish content to keep you entertained for hours on end. Dive into the madness with links to Civitai, Majinai, Huggingface, and more.

Looking for a challenge? Try our LoRa training scripts or explore our archive for some OP pasta that will leave you speechless. And don’t forget to check out our related boards for even more outrageous resources.

So why wait? Join us on this Minecraft server for a journey unlike any other. But be warned – once you enter, there’s no turning back. Let the chaos begin!

✅✅SKYBARS❤️SURVIVAL❤️MINI-GAMES✅✅✅ Minecraft server

2b2t, Among us, Amongus, Anarchy, Ant Battle, anti cheat, battle arena, Bed wars, Bedwars, brawl stars, build battle, Casino, Castle Battle, Clan Wars, club, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Griefersky, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Mini Games, Mob Arena, Murdermystery, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Quake, Sky Wars, SKYBARS, Skyblock, Skypvp, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, the hunger games, TNT Run, top clans, trampolines

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	367
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

✨ SkyBars Minecraft server – from version 1.8 to the latest ✨

✅ — Get a free donation using the /free command

✅ — Popular modes: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival and Bum Survival

✅ — Clan wars, battle arena and top best clans

✅ — Statistics for the most successful players

✅ — Entertainment for every taste: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, pumping mobs, fishing, beach holidays, magic, work, weddings, shop, things of God and anti-cheat

✅ — Unique plugins developed by our programmers

✅ — Rare wipes and a world of donors without wipes

✅ — Secret Easter eggs, hidden gifts and secret places

✅ — Popular YouTubers often film on the server

⚡ Website: https://skybars.me

⚡ VKontakte: https://skybars.me/vk

⚡ Discord: https://skybars.me/discord

❤️ SkyBars is a cozy server with an experienced administration that ensures a comfortable game without lags. Beautiful buildings, unique plugins and a lot of entertainment await you. We have been working for more than 5 years and continue to delight players with high-quality gameplay!

MCRAH1.SKYBARS.ME

Ki-Jana’s Dutch Minecraft Server

Dutch, dutch community, Dutch culture, dutch ethnicity, dutch heritage, Dutch history, dutch humor, dutch identity, dutch jokes, Dutch language, dutch names, dutch nationality, dutch origins, Dutch people, dutch pride, dutch slang, Dutch society, dutch stereotypes, Dutch traditions, Ki-Jana Hoever, KiJanas, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4714
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Secret Passages Found:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	2459	Void Gems Collected:	27
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Ores Mined:	1254	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Meteorites Collected:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server where Dutch people reign supreme and everyone’s name is as unique as Ki-Jana Hoever! Join us for a wild ride filled with windmills, tulips, and endless blocks to mine.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret stash of cheese wheels guarded by a pack of friendly llamas. And if you manage to tame one of these llamas, they’ll lead you to a hidden village where the villagers speak only in memes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the tallest tower made entirely out of diamond blocks, where players can challenge each other to epic build battles while riding on the backs of flying pigs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing cows and disco sheep.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Dutch-themed Minecraft server and experience a world like no other. Who knows, you might even run into Ki-Jana Hoever himself!

Remember Beelzebub Minecraft SMP

Ancient, beelzebub, Dark, Demon, Devil, Entity, Evil, folklore, Hell, legend, Memory, Minecraft, Mythological, Mythology, Recollection, Religious, remember, Satan, Satanic, smp, Supernatural, underworld

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7264
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Buildings Constructed:	38
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where you can join a community of players who have all suddenly remembered Beelzebub! That’s right, our server is haunted by the devil himself and he’s here to wreak havoc on our world. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of enchanted armor and weapons to protect ourselves from his fiery wrath.

Join us if you dare to face off against Beelzebub and his army of zombie pigmen, who have taken over our Nether realm and turned it into a chaotic inferno. But be warned, Beelzebub is a master of disguise and could be hiding among us, ready to strike when we least expect it.

But it’s not all doom and gloom on our server – we also have epic build battles, treasure hunts, and even a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where Beelzebub reigns supreme!

Menace II Society Minecraft Server

ASMR VODs, Azura Dulait, Current and upcoming streams, Dorky Yandere, Feral Polar Bear, Fertility Goddess, Gen 1: Indulge, Greentext Archive, Hex Maniac, Hypnotic Cuttlefish, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, Menace, Menace II Society Edition, Mercy Modiste, Minecraft, Server, Shibi Cottonbum, society, Stronny Cuttles, transparent head cutouts, Unarchived/Deleted VOD Archive, VAllure, VAllure FAQ, VAllure Friends, VAllure Links, Your Ever-Demanding Mistress

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2904
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	59
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	17

Welcome to the most scandalous and seductive Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server, known as the Menace II Society Edition, is filled with a cast of characters that will leave you begging for more.

Join us for a wild ride with Azura Dulait, the Fertility Goddess who will make your crops grow like never before. Or how about Icey Snowpaws, the Feral Polar Bear who will protect you from any creepers that come your way?

Immy Bisou is our resident Hex Maniac, casting spells and potions to make your Minecraft experience even more magical. And don’t forget about Mercy Modiste, the Dorky Yandere who will do anything to protect you, even if it means going a little crazy.

But watch out for Shibi Cottonbum, Your Ever-Demanding Mistress, who will have you mining for diamonds until the cows come home. And if you dare to challenge Stronny Cuttles, the Hypnotic Cuttlefish, be prepared to be mesmerized by his underwater powers.

Join us on this server for a one-of-a-kind experience that you won’t find anywhere else. And remember, all of our talents are in a relationship with the server owner, so you better watch out for some drama! See you in the Minecraft world of madness and mayhem!

Forever Incel Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Community, coping, DATING, incel, Loneliness, mens issues, mental health, Minecraft, online forums, rejection, relationships, seeking help, self improvement, self love, self worth, smp, social anxiety, stigma, Support, Therapy, toxic masculinity

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9362
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	88	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Are you tired of being an incel in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and transform into a Minecraft chad, attracting all the pixelated babes with your epic builds and redstone skills. Say goodbye to your incel days and hello to a world where you are the ultimate Minecraft player, slaying mobs and hearts left and right.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our SMP is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who only explodes in the shape of a heart. Will you be brave enough to face this love-struck specter and earn its eternal gratitude (and maybe some diamonds)?

Join now and leave your incel days behind you! Who needs real-life romance when you have a whole virtual world to conquer?

Hogwarts Legacy Minecraft Server

author references, bandwagon bashing, based on work, conscience, Defending, eternal btfo, Game, grow, Hogwarts, Hogwarts Legacy, Join, Legacy, mental illness, Minecraft, Need, references, Server, shitlibs, Side, tags, troons, Turf, Unnecessary, yahtzee

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4178
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have enough drama and controversy? Well, look no further because our server is based on the works of an author that shall not be named (but you know who we’re talking about). Join us as we band together to bash this author and their creations, all while building epic structures and battling it out in PvP arenas.

But that’s not all! Our server is also a safe space for all those who identify as attack helicopters, unicorns, or even sentient blobs of jello. We welcome all walks of life, no matter how bizarre or outlandish.

So come on down to our server and join in on the fun! Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a heated debate about the ethics of mining diamonds or the existential crisis of a creeper. Don’t miss out on the madness, join us today!

Fan Comic Minecraft SMP

Comic, Fan, Fan art, fan comic, fan community, fan creation, fan favorite, fan fiction, fan project, fan work, Fandom, fanmade, fanmade artwork, fanmade comic, fanmade content, fanmade creation, Favorite, favorite comic, favorite fan comic, Minecraft, smp, webcomic

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4658
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Enchantments Applied:	155	Astral Projections Made:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	195	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got more plot twists than a telenovela and more betrayals than a Game of Thrones episode. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of forming alliances, backstabbing your friends, and maybe even starting a revolution against the server owner (who may or may not be a secret dictator). So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride, because on our SMP, anything can happen – including your favorite fan comic coming to life!

Pixel Palace Minecraft Server

Asian politics, CHARGE, cultural diversity, Democracy, elected, election, electoral system, global leadership, Government, international relations, Japan, leadership, Minecraft, PAJEET, Palace, PIXEL, pm, political commentary, political landscape, Political process, Politics, power dynamics, Server, world affairs

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6884
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme? Look no further! Our server is so wild, we once had a Pajeet PM elected as our leader because he was the only one who could tame the creeper infestation. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and the chance to witness the most unexpected events unfold. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a zombie pigman or discover a secret dungeon filled with diamonds. So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

No thanks, Minecraft SMP

above 6/10, consensual sex, DATING, empowerment, Ethics, gender dynamics, hookup culture, Minecraft, modern dating, morality, paying for sex, personal values, relationships, Self Respect, self worth, sexual boundaries, sexual consent, sexual satisfaction, smp, societal expectations, Transactional relationships, woke game

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2509
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never have consensual sex with a woman above a 6/10 without paying! But don’t worry, because we have plenty of other ways to have fun on the server.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual chicken nuggets. Or participate in our weekly llama racing competition, where the fastest llama wins a diamond-encrusted saddle.

But the real reason to join our SMP is for the legendary treasure hunt. Rumor has it that there is a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a dragon made entirely of cheese. Will you be the brave hero to claim the cheesy treasure?

So come on and join us for a crazy adventure filled with laughter, friendship, and of course, absurd rules about consensual sex!

⭐⭐⭐TOPMINE🚀SURVIVAL🚀MINI-GAMES⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server

Amongus, Antispam, Arenas, Auto-mine, Bedwars, brawl stars, Cases, Cities, Clans, donation, easter eggs, Falsebookic, Floodprotect, fp help, gameplay, Griefersky, hotb43fd help, Hunger Games, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Lag-free, Magic, Mini Games, Modes, Murdermystery, Pets, Rewards, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Survival, TopMine, Uralpassport, Vampirism, Versions

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	354
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Falling into the Void:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12

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⚡ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.

⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.

⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.

⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.

⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.

⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.

⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.

⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.

⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!

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