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ZombieCraft: Where Dead Space meets Minecraft! #RIPDeadSpace #ZombieNation #MinecraftMadness

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4380
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Votes:	332	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Zombie Dances:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3

Are you tired of fighting creepy aliens in dark, spooky spaceship corridors? Come join our Minecraft server where you can battle adorable blocky zombies and skeletons in bright, colorful worlds!

Our server is like Calisto on steroids, with epic builds, crazy minigames, and a community of players who are just as obsessed with square-shaped worlds as you are.

Say goodbye to the horrors of Dead Space and hello to the laughs and good times on our server. Who needs an intergalactic horror show when you can have a blocky paradise? Join us now and experience the true joy of blocky survival!

CheetohCraft: Insurrection Edition! 🧀💥🤣 #MinecraftMadness

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5870
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Dimension Hops:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	57
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Villages Defended:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22

Are you tired of dealing with those pesky magat cheetoh hitler lover insurrectionist rethuglicans stealing your fisa left and right? Well, fear not, because on our server, we’ve got a special anti-magat cheetoh hitler lover insurrectionist rethuglican forcefield to keep them at bay! Join us and protect your fisa at all costs while building the most epic creations in all of Minecraft! Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough fisa, you might just unlock the secret to unlimited diamond armor and a pet dragon named Fluffykins. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the fisa protection begin! 🛡️🐲✨

CraftyBeez Minecraft Club: Buzzing with Fun and Adventure! #CraftyCraze

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7636
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Ores Mined:	8158
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Meteorites Collected:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	20

Are you tired of pretending to be a bookworm just to impress your matches on dating apps? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and show off your fake literary interests in a virtual world where nobody can fact-check you. Gain credibility by building impressive book-themed structures and impressing other players with your extensive knowledge of non-existent novels. Who needs real books when you have a Minecraft library to show off? Join now and let your fake intellectual side shine!

SportyCraft: A Manga Fan’s Paradise! #ObsessedWithSportsAnime #GetYourGameOn #MinecraftMadness

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	495
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Dragons Tamed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	290	Void Armor Forged:	21

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for sports manga lovers!

Imagine playing Minecraft while being surrounded by characters from your favorite sports manga series. Want to play soccer with Captain Tsubasa or go on a quest with the volleyball team from Haikyuu? On our server, anything is possible!

Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who share your love for sports manga. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wild and wacky world – join our server today!

VanishCraft – Where Creepers Aren’t the Only Ones Disappearing 😂✨ #minecraftserver #byebyepedophiles

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8984
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Emeralds Found:	2700

Are you tired of dealing with creepy pedophiles on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, all pedophiles magically vanish as soon as they log on! It’s like they never existed in the first place! Join us for a pedo-free gaming experience unlike any other. Just watch out for the occasional unicorn stampede in spawn…they’re harmless, but they do have a tendency to photobomb your screenshots!

ZoomerCraft: Where Zoomers Rule! #MinecraftMadness #TrendyTeens #PixelPower

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6209
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Crops Grown:	7292	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Farms Harvested:	704	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Are you tired of boring old servers filled with normies and boomers? Look no further, because on our server, we only cater to the most epic and legendary zoomers out there! Join us and experience a world where memes reign supreme and trolling is a way of life.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of building underwater civilizations. Swim with these majestic creatures and learn the ways of the underwater builders.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this – every new player gets their very own pet creeper to roam around with them and blow things up on command. Want to impress your friends with your explosive sidekick? Look no further than our server!

So come on down and join us for the most meme-tastic and dolphin-filled experience of your Minecraft life. Don’t be a normie, be a part of our epic zoomer community today!

VtuberCraft: Anon’s LOLZ Server – Trendy & Hilarious Gaming Fun with Youtubers Galore! Join Now for Epic Adventures!

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6344
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Potions Brewed:	66
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Alright listen up, fellow gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the blocks are made of solid gold and the mobs drop diamonds like it’s nobody’s business? Well, look no further, because our server is literally LIT with bling bling!

But wait, there’s more! Our admin is none other than a magical llama who can grant you three wishes if you can beat them in a game of llama jousting. And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep within the server where you can find enchanted gear that’ll make you invincible in PvP battles.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our server is also home to a tribe of flying pigs who will guide you on epic quests to slay the Ender Dragon and claim its treasure. Plus, every full moon, a portal to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows opens up for a limited time only.

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

SoulzCraft: Unnecessary Games Galore – Join Now for a Laugh!

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8186
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Love Letters Sent:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride through blocky adventures and insane challenges that will have you questioning reality itself.

Imagine a world where every block is out to get you, where every creeper has a secret agenda, and where diamonds are more elusive than the Loch Ness Monster. That’s right, on our server, nothing is as it seems and everything will keep you on your toes!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the souls games can’t compete. We’re talking Demons souls, Dark souls, Bloodborne, Sekiro, and even Elden Ring are just rip-offs of our Minecraft world. Why settle for imitation when you can have the real deal?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. The blocks are watching…👀🔥

BoomerCraft: ‘Thank Biden you old f**k’ Edition

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7770
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Animals Bred:	135	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38
Star Shards Collected:	155	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers full of try-hards and noobs? Well, thank Biden you old fuck, because we’ve got the craziest server around! Join us and experience a world where chickens ride pigs, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, we have a diamond rain plugin).

But that’s not all! Our server is run by a team of elite llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. Need a castle built in record time? No problem, our llama builders have got you covered. And when it comes to PvP, our llama warriors are unbeatable – they spit so much fire, they make the Nether look like a kiddie pool.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and be part of the wildest, wackiest Minecraft community out there? Thank Biden you old fuck, and get ready for the ride of your virtual life!

DankCraft: >go outside and see a fat Mexican holding… #minecraftlolz #trendyservers #memesfordays

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1640
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Ores Mined:	5649
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget about fat Mexicans and incels? Look no further, because our server is filled with beautiful white girls with luscious black hair who are just waiting to hold hands with you – no paypig or cuck excuses allowed! Join us and let’s all make it together, ugly bastards unite! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and some TNT for those pesky creepers.