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Pixelated Love: Where Minecraft Meets Waifus

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7766
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Endless Night Skies:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of being friend-zoned by your favorite video game character? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can finally live out your wildest fantasies and marry the pixelated love of your life! That’s right, no more lonely nights spent pining over a fictional character – now you can build a beautiful pixelated life together in our virtual world. Join now and start planning your dream pixel wedding! Who needs real relationships when you have Minecraft love?

Crafting with Snowflakes

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4019
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Dimension Hops:	15
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Are you tired of not being able to find a young bride in Canada or Quebec because the last generation didn’t breed? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and witness the influx of young brownies coming over to study and work, increasing your chances of finding a young bride when you’re older. And the best part? Quebec imported brownies are mostly females, so our population is skewing towards being more feminine! Say goodbye to your worries and hello to a future full of young brides on our server. Don’t miss out on this opportunity, join now and start your journey to finding love among the brownies!

Crafty Duelers – Where Pixels Clash for Glory!

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8514
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	17	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have a treat for you! Join our server for the Bikes and Goblins Edition – where you can ride bikes while battling goblins in epic Minecraft battles!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a unique feature where you can duel other players in a Yu-Gi-Oh! card game simulator. That’s right, while you’re mining for diamonds, you can also summon Blue-Eyes White Dragon to defeat your enemies!

But wait, there’s more! We have upcoming releases like the Infinite Forbidden expansion pack, where you can unleash forbidden powers to dominate the server. And don’t forget about the 25th Anniversary Rarity Collection II, where you can collect rare items to show off to your friends.

Join us for the /dng/ Anti-Meta Cup, where you can show off your skills and win epic prizes. And don’t worry about the banlist – we keep things fresh and exciting with regular updates to keep the gameplay interesting.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most fun-filled Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knew riding bikes and battling goblins could be so exhilarating?

Exes & O’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2493
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Are you tired of hearing about everyone’s exes and feeling left out? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we don’t care about your relationship status! In fact, we encourage you to focus on building epic structures and mining for diamonds instead of worrying about your ex drama.

Join us for a wild ride where the only ex you’ll have to worry about is the ex-citing adventures you’ll have in our virtual world. Who needs a toxic ex when you can have a creeper explode in your face instead? Plus, our community is full of players who have never had exes either, so you’ll fit right in!

So why waste time on relationship drama when you can join our server and have a blast with like-minded players who just want to have fun? Say goodbye to ex talk and hello to building the Minecraft world of your dreams!

DerpyCraft: Oblivion Battery Strikes Back!

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	284
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to ride flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and mine diamonds with a magical unicorn pickaxe. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off!

So why is nobody watching this? Because they’re all too busy having the time of their lives on our insane Minecraft server! Join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience.

ChunkyCraft: Where all players are encouraged to embrace their curves and build big, beautiful worlds!

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2218
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Towns Built:	6	Meteorites Collected:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Are you tired of seeing all those skinny Minecraft characters running around looking like they just stepped out of a Vogue magazine? Well, on our server, we believe in equality for all body types! That’s right, all women are required to gain 40-100 lbs when they join our server. Why, you ask? Because who wouldn’t want to see a bunch of chunky, pixelated babes taking over the virtual world? Plus, think of all the extra storage space they’ll have for carrying around all those diamonds and emeralds! So come join us and embrace the thiccness, because on our server, bigger is always better!

Crafty Creeper Cove: Bikini Bottom Bonanza

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	969
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Villages Defended:	13
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Void Armor Forged:	26
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Enchantments Applied:	152
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Crops Grown:	7261	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world! Join now for a chance to battle horny image makers, create insane videos with our koi image/video maker, and explore our Koikatsu Database filled with mysteries and surprises!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of VTubers and Hololive with our Koikatsu Card collection, where you can unlock rare cards and unleash their powers in epic battles. And if that’s not enough, try out our MMD VTuber section, where you can watch mind-blowing performances and dance-offs that will leave you speechless.

Don’t miss out on the Fu-x-x-ko madness, where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes. Plus, we have catbox and litterbox storage options for all your crazy creations and experiments. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

CageCraft: Where even mobs get locked up in the Military Base!

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8576
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Falling into the Void:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: you spawn in a mysterious military base filled with cages, and you have to figure out why all the villagers are trapped inside them. Are they part of a secret experiment gone wrong? Are they actually aliens in disguise? Only on our server will you uncover the truth behind this bizarre phenomenon.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle zombie chickens with laser eyes, and even tame a dragon that farts rainbows. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why were they in a cage in this Military Base? Who cares when you can join our server and embark on the craziest adventures imaginable! Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and prepare to have your mind blown!

Good Guys Gaming – Where Villagers Rule and Creepers Drool

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	140
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Join our Minecraft server and discover a world where the pigs are the ultimate rulers and the chickens are their loyal minions. When you spawn in, you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing skeletons and singing creepers.

But don’t be fooled by their spooky exterior, these mobs are actually the good guys! They’ll guide you through epic quests and challenges, all while cracking jokes and making puns along the way.

And if you ever find yourself lost in the wilderness, just call out for the mystical Ender Dragon taxi service. They’ll swoop in and give you a ride to safety, all while serenading you with their beautiful dragon songs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of this wacky and wonderful world where the unexpected is always expected.

MineLOL – Crafting Chaos and Laughter in the World of Blocks

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8904
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a dragon in heat? Look no further, because on our server, you can join Alexstrasza in all her seductive glory! Our server is so hot, it’s like a plunderstorm of fun and excitement.

With patch 10.2.6, you can experience dungeons like never before – harder than ever, with no affixes or timers. It’s a challenge fit for a dragon! And speaking of dragons, our server is filled with them – from majestic mounts to fearsome foes, you’ll never run out of dragon-themed adventures.

But that’s not all – our April Trading Post is bursting with goodies, from plunderstorm loot to spring finery. It’s a treasure trove of epic proportions!

So why wait? Join our server today and unleash your inner dragon. Who knows, you might even find yourself lying seductively like Alexstrasza herself – tail covering your modesty, of course. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!