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The Red Eagle Politics Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	588
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Secret Passages Found:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Potions Brewed:	98

Join our Minecraft SMP for the wildest political debates you’ve ever seen! Our based mulatto leader keeps things entertaining with his informative videos that are straight to the point and full of no BS. Who knew politics could be so fun in a blocky world? Plus, rumor has it that the winner of the next election gets a diamond-encrusted crown to wear while ruling over the land. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this crazy adventure!

“No Holoen, No Bullshit” – The Ultimate Minecraft Server for Serious Gamers and Memelords alike!

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8405
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	247	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Players Killed by Monsters:	1148
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Void Armor Forged:	17
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Potions Brewed:	186
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are full of holoen and bullshit? Look no further, because our server is all about pure idol fun!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the rarest items in the game, like diamond-encrusted armor and enchanted swords that shoot fireballs. But be warned, the mobs on our server are no joke – they’ve been known to break out into dance battles when provoked.

If that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can defeat him in a building competition. Rumor has it that his favorite building material is rainbow-colored wool.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the idol fun for yourself. Just remember, no holoen allowed!

Encoder-less Video SBCs Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2262
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Star Shards Collected:	121	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everything is normal and predictable? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where SBCs no longer have video encoders because, let’s be honest, who needs them anyway?

But wait, there’s more! In this crazy world, you’ll have to buy special items to encode over 4k60 because why make things easy when you can make them ridiculously complicated?

Join us for insane adventures, unexpected twists, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!

””Is that a cat?!” Minecraft server””

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5733
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Potions Brewed:	107	New Chunks Explored:	253827
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Emeralds Found:	7949	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you feel anything? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be experiencing sensations you never thought possible! Just ask our player who exclaimed, “Stop I… I can’t… Control… OOOOHH IM CUMMING” while playing. Join us for a wild ride filled with surprises, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of arousal. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Chest Pains Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4770
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing causing chest pains is the intense laughter you’ll experience from all the hilarious shenanigans that go down on our server! Forget about real-life worries, join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players.

Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?

So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!

Sparkle World Minecraft server

Anarchy, Custom Items, Minecraft, Server, Sparkle World, Survival

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7652
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Farms Harvested:	891
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Server with anarchy and future survival with custom items!

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Blocky Racism Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5769
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	384	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Love Letters Sent:	20
Secret Passages Found:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Are you tired of dealing with racist mobs in Minecraft? Join our server and experience a world where even the creepers are woke! Our server is so inclusive, even the Ender Dragon is a social justice warrior. Plus, our villagers offer free diversity training seminars every Tuesday. Say goodbye to bigotry and hello to a world where everyone is treated equally, even the chickens! Join now and help us build a world where discrimination is just a bad dream (literally, we have a plugin that bans racist players in their sleep).

The Snoot Minecraft SMP: Saturday – Lunara’s Mighty Need Edition

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	187
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	2
New Chunks Explored:	486120	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Mines Excavated:	1336
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more mods than you can shake a diamond sword at, including the Snoot Game mod where you can hug gators and the Fang board mod where you can listen to music playlists that will make your pickaxe swing faster!

But that’s not all – we’ve also got a Snootboorus for all your art needs (just no GVH allowed, sorry not sorry) and a Snoot fic spreadsheet that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. And don’t forget about our Snoot AI Chatbots, because who wouldn’t want to chat with a virtual caveman?

So come join us on our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for those exploding sheep – they’re a real blast!

What Was He Thinking Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5885
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Emeralds Found:	5232	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Runes Activated:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Imagine if Tulio from El Dorado decided to spice things up by wearing a $5 wig from the discount store and didn’t even bother styling it – that’s the level of insanity you can expect on this server.

Join us for epic adventures where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing non-stop. And don’t even get us started on the treasure hunts – rumor has it that the legendary diamond sword of derpiness is hidden somewhere in the depths of the Nether.

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, join us on this wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Who knows, you might even run into Tulio himself sporting his fabulous $5 wig!

> Unironically Became The Best Actor With Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4383
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Enchantments Applied:	81
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the world of Minecraft? Do you crave the thrill of becoming a legendary actor with a filmography that would make Hollywood jealous? Well, look no further than BASEDtista’s Minecraft SMP!

Join us and embark on a journey to not only build epic structures and survive the treacherous world of Minecraft, but also to become the next big movie star! With BASEDtista as your guide, you’ll learn the art of acting while slaying creepers and mining diamonds. Who knew that becoming a Minecraft legend could also lead to an Oscar nomination?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on BASEDtista’s Minecraft SMP and start your path to fame and fortune today!

What is the IP for FaZe Jev Minecraft Server?

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1033
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Love Letters Sent:	3
Void Gems Collected:	15	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Potions Brewed:	67
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

FaZe Jev, also known as Jason Eugene, is a prominent internet personality and professional gamer, known for his impressive skills in the Call of Duty franchise. He is a member of the popular gaming group FaZe Clan and has amassed a large following on his YouTube channel and Twitch streams. Jev is known for his entertaining content, high-energy gameplay, and humorous commentary, making him a beloved figure in the gaming community.

Goodbye Volcano High Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2710
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Holy Grails Found:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We latched onto Goodbye Volcano High for some free publicity, but don’t worry, we’re not here to sell you some lame game. We’re here to offer you the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience you’ve ever had!

Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting rainbows out of your hands. Build a castle made entirely out of cheese and defend it from an army of evil llamas. Or how about starting a dance party with a group of friendly zombies? The possibilities are endless on our server!

So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!