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No more bio-breaks Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of having to take bathroom breaks while playing Minecraft? Look no further, because our server has a built-in catheter system that will eliminate the need for bio-breaks! You can mine and craft to your heart’s content without ever having to leave your computer chair. Join now and say goodbye to pesky bathroom breaks forever! -
WageSlaveCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of being a slave to your ungrateful overlords? Do you dream of escaping the clutches of your RV prison and living a life of freedom and adventure? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server!Join us and leave behind the shackles of your oppressive living situation. Build your own virtual paradise, where you are the master of your own destiny. No more 50-hour work weeks, no more ungrateful bosses, just endless possibilities and fun!
On our server, you can create your own world where you are the ruler. No more being treated like dirt by your so-called “family”, here you are the king or queen of your own domain. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and start living the life you truly deserve!
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GFHikeOrBye
Looking for a Minecraft server that will test your survival skills like never before? Look no further than our server, where we promise to challenge you in ways you never thought possible!Just like this guy’s girlfriend thought she could handle a tough hike, you’ll think you can handle anything our server throws at you. But beware, just like the girlfriend, you might end up in tears when you realize just how tough it really is.
Join our server today and see if you have what it takes to conquer the ultimate Minecraft challenges. And hey, if you end up in tears, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!
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CraftyCriminalEmporium
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all you conspiracy theorists out there! Join us and uncover the truth behind that shady small business in your neighborhood that you just know is a front for something illegal.But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of diamond-hoarding llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their evil plans? The choice is yours on our wacky and wild Minecraft server.
So come on down and join us for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience. Who knows what other crazy secrets and adventures await you in our one-of-a-kind world!
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TerrorCraft: 15 Down, 6 to Go!
LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE ACTION THAN A RAID ON TERRORISTS IN IRAQ! 15 ISIS DUDES DEAD, 6 U.S. SOLDIERS HURT, BUT NO WORRIES, WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR AND GOLDEN APPLES FOR DAYS! COME JOIN THE MADNESS AND FIGHT LIKE A TRUE WARRIOR IN OUR EPIC BATTLES! WHO NEEDS REAL LIFE WHEN YOU CAN HAVE THIS MUCH FUN IN A BLOCKY WORLD?! LET’S GOOOOOOOOOO! -
Astral Pixelmon: The Server Where Even the Minecraft Mobs are Vanilla Flavored!
Astral Pixelmon Server
Features EV Training Pixelmon Bingo Dex Rewards Custom Crates Adult Owned LGBTQ+ Friendly WonderTrade Pokebags Pixelmon Raids Gambling Timber Mod Resource World Vanilla Mobs Custom Textures Gym Leaders GTS We are an adult ran/owned Pixelmon server. We encourage family friendly yet challenging fun through various obstacles unique to our Pixelmon server. With a trained staff team of adults who’ve been playing since they were kids, we can handle any challenge a server might throw at us.
FAQ
1. Is the server family-friendly?
Yes, we encourage family-friendly gameplay on our server.
2. Are there any age restrictions?
The server is adult owned but players of all ages are welcome to join.
3. Can I trade my Pixelmon with other players?
Yes, we have a Global Trade System (GTS) in place for players to trade their Pixelmon.
4. Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?
Yes, we are proud to be LGBTQ+ friendly and welcome players from all backgrounds.
5. Are there any player-run Gym Leaders on the server?
Yes, we have Gym Leaders who are players that challenge other players to earn badges.
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BounceCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make your dick fall asleep? Well, look no further because our server will make your dick bounce like never before! Join us for the wildest ride of your life as you explore a world filled with flying pigs, rainbow unicorns, and dancing creepers. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure that will leave you screaming, “HOLY SHIT MY DICK!” Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (and your dick too)! -
MidnightMatchmaker Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, look no further because on our server, Americans see nothing wrong with this! That’s right, we embrace chaos and encourage players to let their wildest imaginations run wild.Join us for epic battles where the only rule is there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat? Go for it! Feel like starting a prank war with your fellow players? We say bring it on!
But that’s not all – on our server, we have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for emeralds. Rumor has it that if you can find their hidden base, they will grant you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for)!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before, come join us where Americans see nothing wrong with this. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember – anything goes on our server!
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SisStrandedCraft
Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your annoying twin sister? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and crazy adventure that will have you laughing and having fun for hours on end.We promise that no one will leave you behind like your sister did on your trip. In fact, we’ll make sure you’re always included and never feel like a nuisance. Our community is full of friendly players who will always have your back, unlike your sister who just walks off without a care in the world.
So come join us and leave all your worries behind. Build, explore, and have a blast on our server – because here, you’ll never have to deal with passive-aggressive behavior or walking power struggles. It’s all fun and games here, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let the good times roll!
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CraftyMythBusters
That diamonds are the rarest thing in Minecraft! Pfft, think again! On our server, we have flying pigs that poop out diamonds every hour on the hour. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a unicorn that farts out enchanted golden apples. Join us for a chance to live out your wildest Minecraft fantasies and uncover the biggest lies in the game!