No more bio-breaks Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1533
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Are you tired of having to take bathroom breaks while playing Minecraft? Look no further, because our server has a built-in catheter system that will eliminate the need for bio-breaks! You can mine and craft to your heart’s content without ever having to leave your computer chair. Join now and say goodbye to pesky bathroom breaks forever!

WageSlaveCraft Minecraft Server

alive, apartment, Back to work, family, hate, Minecraft, no breaks, no overtime, Options, park bench, rent free, RV LIVING, Server, Slave, Snap, trailer living, treat me like shit, wage slave, WageSlaveCraft, work hours

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2687
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Crops Grown:	9328	Dragon Scales Harvested:	176
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	60
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Are you tired of being a slave to your ungrateful overlords? Do you dream of escaping the clutches of your RV prison and living a life of freedom and adventure? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and leave behind the shackles of your oppressive living situation. Build your own virtual paradise, where you are the master of your own destiny. No more 50-hour work weeks, no more ungrateful bosses, just endless possibilities and fun!

On our server, you can create your own world where you are the ruler. No more being treated like dirt by your so-called “family”, here you are the king or queen of your own domain. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and start living the life you truly deserve!

Hungry4Blocks Minecraft Server

Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, economic sanctions, EU, EU decision, European Commission, European Council, european politics, european union, foreign affairs, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, Hungary, Hungary agreement, Hungry4Blocks, international relations, Minecraft, Politics, russia, Russia sanctions, sanctions, sanctions extension, Server

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3733
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Gods Slained:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

so liek, u kno how the EU be all like “we gotta extend sanctions on russia for another six months”? well, dis server be like dat, but instead of sanctions, we be extending the fun for another six months!

come join us on dis cray cray minecraft server where the blocks be poppin’ and the mobs be droppin’! we got so many cool features like flying pigs, diamond armor that makes u invincible, and a secret portal that takes u to a land full of talking cows!

Hungary be all like “yeah, we agree dis server is da bomb dot com” and u will too once u see all the epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for u here. so what u waitin’ for? come join us and let’s get this party started!

CraftyRhinoJailbreak

Black Market, conservation, court case, CraftyRhinoJailbreak, crime, criminal activity, Endangered species, Environmental Crime, financial charges, first, Horn, illegal-trade, jailed, Legal, poaching, Rhino, sentencing, south africa, Trafficker, wildlife protection, wildlife trafficking

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3486
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	4753
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got rhino horn traffickers getting jailed left and right in south africa!!! it’s a legal first, bro!!! but don’t worry, we’re all about that financial charges grind in our server.

come on in and experience the thrill of dodging the law while building your dream blocky world. who needs real life drama when you can have virtual drama with rhino horn traffickers? join now for a wild ride like no other!!!

Blocky Heatwave Mayhem

blocky, climate change, climate crisis, Dangerous temperatures, environmental impact, Europeans, extreme weather, future projections, global warming, health risks, heat stress, heat-related deaths, heatwave, heatwaves, MAYHEM, mortality, mortality rates, public health, scientific research, study, temperature rise, vulnerable populations, weather patterns

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7410
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Falling into the Void:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Magic Items Found:	3910

come join our epic minecraft server where the temperatures are so hot, they could kill 50% more europeans by 2100! but dont worry, in our server, you can build ice castles and wear diamond armor to protect yourself from the extreme weather!

we have epic quests where you have to battle giant fire-breathing chickens and save the villagers from being turned into popsicles by evil snowmen.

join now and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where the weather is out to get you! who needs global warming when you have our server to keep you on your toes?

Java Survival

Address, admins, Cheating, commands, Community, Custom, Discord, Essentials, Experience, Griefprevention, HACKING, java, land protections, Language, Legitimate, Minecraft, Moderators, multiplayer, Plugins, rules, Server, smp, Survival, Unique

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6731
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Animals Bred:	131
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Void Armor Forged:	13

Java Survival SMP Server

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Every block you see has been mined and placed by hand! Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else: you’ll never see them using commands for personal gain!

Server address: mc.javasurvival.com

Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/JcsnFKNkQa

Server Goals:

Be your primary Minecraft home: By providing an up-to-date Minecraft experience with longevity.
Champion our community: We value our community. Java Survival exists for the players, not for the staff. Players have a say in what goes on.

Server Rules:

Rule	Description
No excessively offensive language	Keep the chat friendly and respectful.
No politics or other controversial topics	Avoid discussing sensitive topics that may cause arguments.
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits	Play fair and don’t use any unfair advantages.
Do not disturb other players’ property	Respect other players’ builds and belongings.
Do not build too close to other players	Give enough space between your builds and others.
Be respectful to others and be kind!	Treat others with kindness and respect.
No advertising	Avoid advertising other servers or services.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server by using the server address mc.javasurvival.com in the multiplayer menu of your Minecraft game.

Q: Are there any specific requirements to play on the server?

A: The server is open to all players, but make sure to follow the server rules and be respectful to others.

Q: Are there any banned items or blocks on the server?

A: Certain items or blocks may be restricted to prevent griefing or exploitation. Check with the server moderators for more information.

Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

A: Yes, you can invite your friends to join the server as long as they also follow the server rules and guidelines.

Lost in Time’s Embrace 1.20.2

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6361
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Meteorites Collected:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	151

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the shit-eating faggots of reality! We promise not to rob you of everything, unlike those disgusting seven billion people. On our server, you can build your own life without having to deal with people shitting into each other’s mouths. It’s objectively unfair out there, but in here, you can be the best! So come join us and leave the real world behind.

MommaDrama Minecraft Server

#criminology, Apology, Argument, Asshole, bad teacher, Childhood, Drama, education, friendship, grown woman, instagram, mental health, Minecraft, MommaDrama, Role Model, Server, smear campaign, social work, standing my ground, Teacher

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4281
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Votes:	6241	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Come join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and excitement! Just like the drama in this story, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns that will keep you on your toes.

Explore our virtual world and build your own empire while navigating through friendships and rivalries just like the ones in this tale. Who knows, you might even encounter a teacher NPC who will test your patience just like the one in the story.

Join now and show off your building skills while standing your ground just like the OP did in this situation. Don’t let anyone bring you down, especially not a teacher’s daughter who can’t handle the truth. Let’s see if you have what it takes to survive the drama and come out on top in our crazy Minecraft server!

MomNeedsABreakMC

autistic brother, Caregiver, deep depression, dental assistant, depression, difficult decision, family, family dynamics, full-time, Future, Guilt, homeschooling, LEAVING, love, MomNeedsABreakMC, Moving, Options, RESPONSIBILITY, Siblings, Support, taking care

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	123
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Are you tired of being a full-time caregiver for your autistic brother and putting your life on hold? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build, explore, and have fun without any responsibilities!

On our server, you can leave your worries behind and immerse yourself in a virtual world where the only thing you need to take care of is your Minecraft character. No more homeschooling, no more 24/7 caregiving – just pure, unadulterated gaming bliss.

And hey, who knows? You might even meet your virtual soulmate on our server and start planning a future together in a different state. Don’t worry about leaving your family behind, they’ll understand – after all, it’s just a game, right?

So come join us and let loose on our Minecraft server. It’s the perfect escape from reality and a chance to live your best virtual life. Plus, who doesn’t love a good block-building adventure? See you in the game!

DogeVsInspectors Minecraft SMP

Altcoin, Blockchain, crypto market, cryptocurrency, decentralized, decentralized finance, digital assets, Digital Currency, Doge, DogeVsInspectors, elon musk, finance, financial system, internet money, Investment, meme coin, meme token, meme-inspired, Minecraft, shiba inu, smp, Technology, virtual currency

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5927
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7897
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	0

OMG, you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, there’s this one time where a player built a giant taco out of diamonds and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. And another time, someone accidentally turned their house into a giant cake and had to eat their way out of it. It’s just pure chaos and madness, but in the best way possible!

Plus, there’s this secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance and party together. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and magic potions.

So, like, forget about inspector generals and all that boring stuff, come join us on this epic Minecraft SMP where anything can happen and the only limit is your imagination! Let’s go on this wild adventure together and create memories that will last a lifetime. See you there, fellow gamers! #YOLO #MinecraftMadness 🤪🎮🔥

CraftyF*ckItLand

CraftyFckItLand

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6008
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Have you ever been mining in Minecraft and suddenly said “fck it” and decided to build a giant statue of a potato instead? Well, that’s the kind of energy you’ll find on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, llama races, and secret underground dance clubs where the only rule is to have a blast. Who needs boring old real life changes when you can join us and make ridiculous decisions that will leave you saying “fck it” in the best way possible!

No Evidence of Weakening – Minecraft

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4045
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that defies the laws of physics and stuff? well, this server is like, the craziest of them all, cuz we got a secret underground base where we control the Atlantic Meridional Overturning Circulation!

ya heard me right, we got computer models and stuff that show no weakening over the past 60 years, like, how insane is that? come join us and be part of the most mind-blowing experiment in minecraft history!

plus, rumor has it that the secret base is guarded by a giant squid with laser eyes, so u better watch out! join now for a chance to witness the wildest minecraft server ever created!

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