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No more bio-breaks Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7768
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Potions Brewed:	96
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mines Excavated:	2049	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	20	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Are you tired of having to take bathroom breaks while playing Minecraft? Look no further, because our server has a built-in catheter system that will eliminate the need for bio-breaks! You can mine and craft to your heart’s content without ever having to leave your computer chair. Join now and say goodbye to pesky bathroom breaks forever!

WageSlaveCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7578
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Crops Grown:	1025	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Are you tired of being a slave to your ungrateful overlords? Do you dream of escaping the clutches of your RV prison and living a life of freedom and adventure? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and leave behind the shackles of your oppressive living situation. Build your own virtual paradise, where you are the master of your own destiny. No more 50-hour work weeks, no more ungrateful bosses, just endless possibilities and fun!

On our server, you can create your own world where you are the ruler. No more being treated like dirt by your so-called “family”, here you are the king or queen of your own domain. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and start living the life you truly deserve!

Crafty Wincest – Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5446
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage all kinds of family bonding – even if it’s a little too close for comfort! Join us on Wincest – IncestShare for a truly unique gaming experience filled with awkward family reunions and questionable genealogy.

Need advice on how to navigate those tricky family dynamics? Look no further, our chat is filled with experts in all things incestuous. And don’t worry, we have strict rules against anything too creepy – no pedo or rape allowed!

So come on in, grab your cousin and get ready for some greentext-worthy adventures on Wincest – IncestShare. Previous players have raved about the unforgettable family moments they’ve had here – don’t miss out on the fun!

TV Dressing Room Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8101
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	167	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the most epic fashion shows in the virtual world! Our players are known for their outrageous dressing gown ensembles that will have you laughing until you cry. Who needs armor when you can rock a cozy robe while battling creepers?

One time, a player decided to host a TV marathon event in-game, complete with virtual popcorn and soda. But things took a hilarious turn when another player showed up wearing a dressing gown and slippers, thinking it was a pajama party. The sight of them watching TV together in their comfy attire had everyone in stitches!

So if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to join a community that embraces the absurd and the hilarious, come join us! Who knows what other wacky adventures await you in our world of laughter and fun.

Watch for Finns Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7591
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	13	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only time you need to worry about is how long you’ve been playing! Forget about Casio watches, we’ve got watches specially made for Finns to wear in saunas while they mine for diamonds. Our sauna watch collection is so hot, it’ll make your character sweat just looking at it.

Join our server and experience the thrill of mining in a sauna while wearing a watch that can withstand the heat of a thousand suns. Who needs regular watches when you can have a sauna watch that tells you the time in Finnish sauna language?

So come on, join us and experience the ultimate sauna mining adventure. Just be sure to bring your own towel and plenty of sunscreen because things are about to get steamy!

Spy x Family Minecraft SMP

#spyxfamily, action, Anime, anya, comedy, Espionage, family, humor, japanese manga, Loid, love, Manga, Minecraft, popular manga, relationships, secret agent, shonen jump, smp, Spy, Thriller, undercover, yor

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5269
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Dimension Hops:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	1871	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	500

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the land is ruled by a group of mischievous llamas who have declared themselves the supreme overlords of the server.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic chicken dance battles. And rumor has it that there is a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with glow-in-the-dark creepers.

If you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and prepare for a wild ride filled with llamas, chicken kings, and disco parties that will have you saying “I still like Loid, I still like Yor, I still like Anya” in no time!

🎀BareCraft🎀 Minecraft server

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8787
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Love Letters Sent:	17
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Gods Slained:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Potions Brewed:	146	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

The owner of the “BareCraft” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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/HiRyS/ Minecraft Server

2.0 Plushie, 2024 Valentine’s Merch, acrylics, archives, CARBONATED LOVE, channel, Clear folder, Covers and Collab songs, ENReco, Fan, gravity, HiRyS, hololive, irys, Isolated Nephilim, Jet tag, Karaoke, Milestones, Minecraft, Moment of My Life, OMOCAT Merch, One Step at a Time, Originals, Promise Mini series, Quarter Bravery, SCs, Server, SmolRyS plushie, Starter Merch, Status, twitter, Voicepacks

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6980
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
New Chunks Explored:	411546	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server, where you can join the Isolated Nephilim tribe and battle it out in epic PvP battles! We have exclusive merch like the Promise Mini series and the Jet tag for all our dedicated players. Need a break from the action? Relax with our SmolRyS plushie rerun and clear folder collection. Plus, don’t miss out on our outrageous 2024 Valentines merch and 2.0 Plushie extravaganza. Join now for a chance to win a voicepack from our very own IRyS herself! And if that’s not enough, check out our original songs like “Carbonated Love” and “Gravity” for a musical experience like no other. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community around!

Dildo Owner Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3310
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only requirement for joining is owning a huge dildo and being able to cum in 5 seconds or less! Why, you ask? Well, because our server is all about speed and efficiency! No time to waste when you’re building, mining, and exploring with your fellow players.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon was actually defeated by someone using a huge dildo as their weapon of choice. True story! So if you want to be the next hero of our server, you better come prepared with your trusty toy.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that we have the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Picture this: two players facing off, both armed with dildos, trying to outlast each other in a battle of stamina and skill. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to wield the power of the dildo and conquer all in your path. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your fastest cumming abilities – you’re gonna need ’em!

Marvel Rivals Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4108
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, buckle up buttercup because you’re about to embark on the craziest, wildest, most bonkers Minecraft adventure of your life!

Join our server and prepare to be blown away by the sheer insanity that awaits you. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? Done. How about battling a horde of zombie chickens armed only with a carrot? We got you covered. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move to the beat of “Baby Shark.”

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Bacon, a mythical food item that grants you the power to shoot laser beams from your eyes and turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a bunny army take down a dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Let’s fucking goooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why Are Americans So Vile And Heartless? Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1406
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with basic builders and bland landscapes? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join our server and witness the chaos of a group of Americans who are so vile and heartless that they make the creepers look like cuddly kittens. With their ruthless PvP skills and cunning tactics, you’ll never know what to expect next.

But don’t worry, we also have a softer side. Our community is filled with hilarious pranks, epic builds, and insane events that will keep you on your toes. From giant chicken statues to underwater roller coasters, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join now and see for yourself why Americans are the craziest Minecraft players around. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even rage quit a few times. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

Pixel Perfect Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7992
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Enchantments Applied:	229	Buildings Constructed:	19
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Join our server and undergo some virtual cosmetic surgery to become the most fabulous blocky character in the game! We offer a wide range of cosmetic enhancements, from pixel-perfect facelifts to diamond-encrusted accessories. Who needs a boring old blocky face when you can have a glamorous pixelated pout? Join us and become the envy of all your blocky friends!