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SmallCraft: Where Everything’s No Big Deal!

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8768
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Secret Passages Found:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we take border security to a whole new level! 🚧🚨

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of defending against zombie invasions, creepers trying to sneak in, and even the occasional Ender Dragon trying to cross the border! 😱🐉

But don’t worry, we’ve got THE BEST security measures in place, including lava moats, TNT traps, and a team of highly trained llamas ready to spit on any intruders. 🦙💥

So if you’re looking for a server that takes border security VERY SERIOUSLY (but also knows how to have a good time), then come join us for some epic adventures and INSANE battles! 🎮🔥

Remember, on this server, it’s NO. BIG. DEAL. We’ve got it all under control. 😉🌟

ExHusbandExcluded Minecraft Server

Affair, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, children, co parenting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, delivery room, Divorce, emotional distress, ex husband, ExHusbandExcluded, family, Labor, Minecraft, newborn, parenting, personal boundaries, Pregnancy, relationships, separation, Server, Support

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6015
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Magic Items Found:	4595
Towns Built:	10	Void Armor Forged:	25
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	6503
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	350	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Votes:	8871

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your ex-related troubles behind. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any ex drama following you around.

Imagine a world where you can block your ex and their family members with just a click of a button. No more annoying messages or guilt trips about not letting them into your virtual delivery room. On our server, you’re the boss, and you can control who enters your virtual space.

So why join our server? Because we understand the struggles of dealing with exes and their drama. We offer a drama-free zone where you can focus on building your dream world without any distractions. Plus, who wouldn’t want to escape to a world where you can block your ex’s mom and sister with just a few clicks?

Join us now and leave all your ex-related troubles behind. Build, mine, and craft your way to a drama-free virtual paradise. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CarCraftin’ Sis Struggles

borrow my car, CarCraftin, Commute, coordinating, driving skills, fender benders, freedom, new job, parents, property protection, Protective, public transportation, save up, selfish, Sis, sister, Struggles, Trust, Understanding, unreasonable, work hours

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	703
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	16	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	633
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and car borrowing requests? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world and build your dream car out of blocks! No need to worry about your sister crashing it or your parents getting involved – just pure creative freedom and fun. Plus, you can drive your blocky car wherever you want without having to coordinate with anyone else. So come join us and leave the car borrowing drama behind!

QuirkyCraft SMP: Weird Habits

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4311
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Buildings Constructed:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, have we got the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where the weirder your habits, the better!

We once had a player who would only mine diamonds while standing on one foot and reciting the entire Bee Movie script backwards. And let’s not forget about the guy who built a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat as his base.

But the real reason you should join our server? We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy and trade in rare enchanted items. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come on, embrace your weirdness and join us on the craziest SMP out there!

DreamCraft – Where the bizarre becomes reality!

BIZARRE, bizarre dream, dream analysis, dream exploration, dream interpretation, Dream Journal, dream memories, dream recall, dream reflection, dream sharing, dream storytelling, dream symbolism, dream world, DreamCraft, lucid dreaming, odd dream scenarios, outlandish visions, Reality, strange dream, subconscious thoughts, surreal experience, unusual sleep experiences, vivid dreams

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3190
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
New Chunks Explored:	946226	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Have you ever dreamed of riding a llama through a field of exploding creepers while wearing a diamond helmet made of cheese? Well, on our Minecraft server, that dream can become a reality! Join us for a wild ride of epic proportions where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen). So why wait? Join now and let your wildest dreams come true in the craziest Minecraft server this side of the Nether!

PokrovskCraft: Where Kids and Adults Survive Together!

Adults, children, civilians, Conflict, Crisis, displacement, Donetsk oblast, eastern europe, emergency relief, evacuation, governor, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, Invasion, Kids, Military, Pokrovsk, PokrovskCraft, Refugees, russia, Safety, SURVIVE, Ukraine, War

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8932
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Enchantments Applied:	115
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Runes Activated:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

lol join our minecraft server cuz we got 38,000 peeps trapped in Pokrovsk and 1,900 lil kiddos who need ur help to escape from the evil russians closing in on them. u gotta build them a secret underground tunnel to safety and battle off the russian invaders with ur diamond sword. save the town and become a hero in our server. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs for u to ride around on. join now and be a part of this epic adventure!

XPO1 Smackdown: Cancer vs. Killer Cells

Cancer, cancer cells, cancer growth, cancer progression, cancer research, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, cell activation, cell destruction, cell hijacking, cell recognition, cells, Disease treatment, immune response, immune system, immunotherapy, Killer, killer cell activation, medical breakthrough, natural killer cells, protein, protein targeting, SmackDown, XPO1

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1716
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	144	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

so like, u know how in minecraft u gotta fight off all them mobs and stuff? well, on our server, we got natural killer cells that will instinctively attack any cancer cells tryna grow and take over the land!

we got this protein called XPO1 that can be hikacked (yeah, we spelled it wrong on purpose, it’s funnier that way) to activate even more killer cells to destroy the disease. it’s like a whole new level of fighting off the bad guys in minecraft!

join our server and help us take down cancer, one block at a time! plus, we have a secret weapon that turns creepers into fluffy bunnies. yeah, you heard that right. come join the fun and save the world from cancer, one lol at a time!

Duce’s SMP: Where even the pixels are over 18!

+18, 2013, 40s players, apply, Community Based, Discord, Duces, hermitcraft, large community builds, mid 20s, Mindcrack, MindCrack inspired, Mini Games, nether hubs, pixels, playing together, Saturday start, slow play style, smp, town halls, Vanilla, Village, Whitelist

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2768
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Towns Built:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Age	Since 2013
Player Age Range	Mid 20s to 40s
Play Style	Slow and community-based
Main Focus	Large community builds

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Please apply in our discord: https://discord.gg/MvEM9NzfHt
What type of builds are common on the server?	Large community builds such as nether hubs, town halls, and mini games are common
Is the server active and populated?	Yes, we have a dedicated player base with a range of ages

BlockyBob’s Minecraft Server

BlockyBobs, character abuse, gaming history, gamon, long tail tags, Minecraft, mistreated characters, Server, video games

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1624
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Are you tired of seeing poor Gamon getting beaten up in World of Warcraft? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, Gamon is the ultimate hero! He’s the king of the server, riding around on a diamond-encrusted pig and slaying dragons with a single punch. Join our server and witness the epic saga of Gamon as he takes on the forces of evil and becomes the ultimate champion of Minecraft! Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed with infinite diamonds and a pet dragon of your very own. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the legend of Gamon!

SMPWrestlerCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft SMP Wrestling Experience

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7554
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take PvP to a whole new level! Join us if you’re ready to face the ultimate challenge of surviving Choppa Phase 5 – trust us, it’s no joke. And after a long day of battling it out, you can relax by sucking on some big tiddies (yes, you read that right). Don’t miss out on the craziest adventures and the most ridiculous stories you’ll ever experience in a Minecraft server. Join us now and prepare for the unexpected!

KidzCraft Minecraft Server

anger, awkward situations, Babysitting, Boundaries, child care, Communication, daycare, feeling taken advantage of, Friends, Help, husband, Kids, KidzCraft, Minecraft, neighbor, overreacting, parenting, saying no, Server, stay at home mom, Upset, working parents, working together

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3728
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Void Armor Forged:	21
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Zombie Dances:	8

Are you tired of being taken advantage of by your neighbors? Do you feel like a free babysitting service instead of a human being? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities!

Join our server and leave all your babysitting woes behind. No more awkward conversations with your neighbors, no more feeling like a doormat. On our server, you can be whoever you want to be – a fearless warrior, a master builder, or even a dragon tamer!

Forget about saying no to babysitting requests, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be saying yes to is epic adventures and endless fun. So come on, join us and leave the babysitting drama behind – after all, who needs neighbors when you have a whole virtual world to explore?