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Serious Minecraft Server: No Bait, Just Play!

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7755
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Crops Grown:	2846	Chimeras Created:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Towns Built:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, every player on our server is actually a llama wearing a clever human disguise. Don’t believe us? Just try to chat with them and you’ll quickly realize they can only communicate in llama noises.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party that only opens up at midnight. You’ll have to solve a series of llama-themed riddles to gain access, but once you’re in, get ready to dance the night away with our llama DJ spinning the hottest tracks.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a ride on our llama rollercoaster? It’s the only rollercoaster in the world where you ride on the backs of llamas instead of in a traditional cart. Just be sure to hold on tight as you zoom through loops and twists with your llama companions.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Trust us, once you go llama, you’ll never go back!

CraftyQueers: Where Minecraft meets anime and the gay chemistry is off the charts!

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9920
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Gods Slained:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing special to offer? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, there’s actually nothing like it out there! Join us for a rollercoaster ride of insanity and chaos.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a giant chicken wearing a top hat appears and challenges you to a dance-off. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are busting out sick moves.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of bacon lovers to join its bacon-themed cult. Will you be chosen to worship at the altar of crispy goodness?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we have a secret hidden realm filled with flying pigs, rainbow sheep, and talking llamas. Trust us, once you step foot into our wacky world, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Ye Olde Potato Kingdom

Britain, british empire, Colonialism, Commonwealth, culture, Democracy, Diversity, england, History, imperialism, INDEPENDENCE, India, Kingdom, Monarchy, Northern Ireland, olde, Partition, Potato, raj, relations, scotland, United Kingdom, wales

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6571
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	304514	Farms Harvested:	216
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Britain and India collide in a wacky and wild adventure! Join us for a chance to build your own Taj Mahal next to Big Ben, because why not?

Are you tired of the same old boring servers where you can’t ride a llama while sipping on a cup of tea? Well, look no further! On our server, you can ride llamas dressed as Queen Victoria while sipping on a virtual cup of tea that actually boosts your mining skills.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Minecraft player, Sir Minecraftalot, who once defeated a creeper with nothing but a baguette and a rubber chicken. Rumor has it that he can summon a rain of diamonds just by doing the Macarena.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness of Britain and India coming together in the most epic Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen!

AutistCraft: Where even the creepers are socially awkward!

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	113
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	212
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Astral Projections Made:	0

Are you tired of falling for fake rumors and myths in Minecraft? Look no further, because our server has been thoroughly inspected by expert autists to debunk all those crazy conspiracy theories you’ve heard about the game. We even managed to track down the lead game designer to confirm that there are no secret hidden levels or mythical creatures lurking in the shadows. Join us and put those wild rumors to rest once and for all!

Loose-Leaf Newsletter: The Minecraft Server of Your Dreams!

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6720
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	118	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we embrace all players, no matter their background or beliefs! Join us for a wild ride through a world where European American middle class non-gays are the ultimate underdogs, fighting against the tyranny of lesbian overlords who despise them for their impeccable fashion sense and love of cheeseburgers.

Explore our server and discover hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and maybe even a few disgruntled NPCs who just can’t seem to get over their hatred of European men. Build your own empire, gather resources, and show those pesky lesbians that European Americans are not to be messed with!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of fighting for equality, justice, and the right to wear socks with sandals without judgment. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind those mysterious pamphlets in the library. The adventure awaits!

The Crafty Husbands’ Minecraft Mansion

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2183
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Holy Grails Found:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Crops Grown:	7716
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Astral Projections Made:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because on our server, you can join the harem of an all-powerful, 5D-eyed, abs-tastic god emperor king universe supreme! That’s right, our server is ruled by a being with more superpowers than you can even imagine, and he’s looking for wives to join him in his quest for intergalactic domination.

Forget about building pixelated houses and tending to virtual crops, on our server you’ll be engaging in epic battles against gen-z exhibitionists, unlocking the secrets of 6D and 7D superpowers, and maybe even getting a chance to ride in a NASA-developed faster-than-light vehicle. Who needs a boring old beach season when you can show off your family of wives to the entire universe?

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the limits of the 7D universe). Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

PirateCraft: No Spoilers, Just Creepers

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3285
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	380	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Animals Bred:	108	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Join our Minecraft server where you can experience the wildest adventures just like in the world of One Piece! Imagine a world where Law and Bepo are Blackbeard’s prisoners, Luffy is fighting the Gorosei, and Zolo is getting involved in all sorts of crazy antics.

Picture this: Luffy stops mid-fight to give Zolo a big sloppy head, causing Zolo to come buckets all over the Gorosei. And just when you think things can’t get any crazier, the giants start jerking off all over Zolo, Luffy, and the Gorosei – it’s chaos like you’ve never seen before!

But wait, there’s more! The giants unleash their special move, flooding the island with their seed and covering everyone in sight. Even Saint Saturn mistakenly takes a sip of giant milk and hilarity ensues. And don’t even get us started on what’s happening over at Newkama Island – Dragon smoking a fat blunt while Sabo cleans the toilet, only to be interrupted by the unexpected arrival of Enel.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as the world of One Piece, then look no further. Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime – just be ready for anything, because with us, the break next week is never guaranteed!

MythicalCraft: Where Greeks can finally be proud of their mythology!

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6279
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Divine Spears Created:	13

Are you ready to dive into a world of Greek mythology like never before? Join our Minecraft server and experience epic battles with Medusa, Zeus, and other legendary figures from ancient Greece! Our server is so immersive, you’ll feel like you’re actually living in Mount Olympus.

But that’s not all – we have special quests where you can team up with Hercules to defeat the Hydra, or even go on a quest to find the Golden Fleece with Jason and the Argonauts. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the entrance to the Underworld and meet Hades himself!

So why wait? Join our server now and unleash your inner Greek hero. Who knows, you might even become a legend yourself!

Pissy Cunny Chronicles: Where Kronii and Gura’s Minecraft Adventures Begin!

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4937
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Enchantments Applied:	148
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where anything goes – even if it involves questionable hygiene practices between Vtuber idols. Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, laughs, and maybe even some questionable decisions that will have you saying, “What in the blocky world did I just witness?” So come on, join us and see why everyone is talking about our server – just be prepared for the unexpected, like having to clean up after your senpai’s messes.

Limbus LOLz: Where the Creepers are our Employees!

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1486
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	397	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens, or team up with your friends to take down a dragon that farts rainbows.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco club where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And don’t even get me started on our custom-built rollercoaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether and back again.

So why waste your time on those other boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Crafting Chaos: Where Even Steve Asks ‘What’s the Point?’

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	806
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Chimeras Created:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing politically incorrect is how many creepers we let blow up your creations!

Join us and choose between two candidates for mayor: a zombie with a (D) after his name or a skeleton with an (R) after his name. It’s not like your vote matters anyway, just like in the real world where elections are stopped and candidates are installed like mods.

Don’t worry about revolting, the only revolting thing here is the amount of zombies Zelensky is sending to slaughter innocent villagers. But hey, at least they didn’t call him antisemitic, right?

So come join our server, where /pol/ is just a honey pot for creepers and the only list you’ll end up on is the one for the most epic builds!

Minecraft Mayhem: ‘/hg/ – Halo General’ Server – Where Spartans Mine and Craft in Style!

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8042
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Alien Abductions:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate terminal edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret Halo Infinite update that gives you the power to spawn in a YapYap the Destroyer army to take over the server. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure entertainment!

2. Our community update involves a Sundered Showdown where players have to battle it out using only their bare hands and a potato. Who will emerge victorious? Join to find out!

3. The latest MCC update includes a feature where you can ride on Spartan Kelly-087’s back as she takes on Rainbow Six Siege. It’s like a crossover episode you never knew you needed!

4. Need more reasons to join? How about the fact that MCC support was ended because the developers couldn’t handle the sheer awesomeness of our server. That’s right, we broke the game with our epicness!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the insanity for yourself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our Minecraft server today!