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  • CreeperAwkwardMoment

    CreeperAwkwardMoment
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    Players: 97/900 Votes: 6304
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 14 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Treasure Maps Found: 7 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible! Join us if you want to experience the most epic and outrageous moments in Minecraft history.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing chickens start following you around, clucking to the beat of “Baby Shark”. Or how about the time when players were turned into giant llamas and had to navigate a maze filled with flying pigs? Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all! We also host weekly “embarrassing moment” contests where players share their most cringe-worthy stories for a chance to win epic prizes. From accidentally setting their house on fire to getting stuck in a block for hours, the laughs never stop on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server with your own hilarious tales to tell!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Zodasiran’s Lipid Lows Server

    Zodasiran’s Lipid Lows Server
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    Players: 100/400 Votes: 865
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 7 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Enchantments Applied: 99 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 21 Elemental Crystals Collected: 100
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 26

    New Minecraft Servers

    join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like taking Zodasiran for ur virtual hyperlipidemia! our world will decrease ur triglycerides after 24 weeks of playin’! it’s like a phase 2b trial but way more fun! come build, explore, and fight ur way to lower cholesterol levels in the most epic way possible! cuz why not?!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Perakee’s So-So Survival: Where [SMP] players are {stale} & {old community} needing {more players}

    Perakee’s So-So Survival: Where [SMP] players are {stale} & {old community} needing {more players}
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    Players: 94/200 Votes: 2244
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Runes Activated: 6 Dragon Eggs Found: 7313
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Alien Abductions: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 16
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Enchantments Applied: 223
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    JOIN: perakee.xyz
    MAP: perakee.xyz:8123

    Starting a fresh new community! The server will be reset soon and you can become part of deciding what kind of server we will run, vanilla or modded. We will make something nice together where we can chill and play some games!

    Join my discord: https://discord.gg/e8PDunZa

    FAQ

    What kind of server will it be?

    We are considering both vanilla and modded options. The final decision will be made together with the community.

    When will the server reset?

    The server reset date will be announced soon. Stay tuned for updates on our discord channel.

    How can I get involved in decision-making for the server?

    Join our discord channel and participate in discussions and polls to help us decide the direction of the server.

    Can I invite friends to join the server?

    Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the server and be a part of our community.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Poop Eaters Minecraft Server

    Poop Eaters Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/900 Votes: 3414
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Glorious Feasts Held: 12
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 7 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 28
    Haunted Chests Opened: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Tired of eating boring old food in Minecraft? Well, our server offers a unique dining experience – eating ass! But wait, before you get grossed out, let us clarify that eating ass is actually code for eating delicious, gourmet meals prepared by our talented chefs. So come join our server and get ready to have your taste buds tantalized like never before. Plus, rumor has it that players who eat the most ass (the food kind, of course) will receive special in-game rewards! So what are you waiting for? Join now and feast like never before!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • B e e p B o o p M i n e c r a f t S M P

    B e e p   B o o p   M i n e c r a f t   S M P
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    Players: 110/100 Votes: 9856
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Gnome Villages Protected: 7
    Void Gems Collected: 30 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Alien Abductions: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of struggling with those pesky captchas? Do you feel like you’re on the lower end of the IQ bell curve every time you try to move that slider just right? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we welcome all levels of intelligence, including robots and aliens!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to play. From building giant banana statues to hosting llama fashion shows, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why wait? Come join us and show off your unique skills, whether you’re a redstone genius or a master at creating pixel art of Nicolas Cage. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SplitHotel3ways Minecraft Server

    SplitHotel3ways Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/700 Votes: 8905
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 9
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14
    Ores Mined: 1727 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to argue about splitting hotel room costs again! Join us and escape the drama of real life with our virtual adventures.

    On our server, we believe in fair and equal distribution of resources, just like how you should only pay for what you use in a hotel room. No more getting stuck with the bill for someone else’s luxury bed while you sleep on the floor!

    Plus, on our server, you can build your own dream room without any unwanted roommates. No more sharing space with people who can’t agree on how to split the bill – it’s all about you and your creativity here.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the hotel room drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with us – because life’s too short to argue about who pays for what bed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ExBoyfriendPeepinTom

    ExBoyfriendPeepinTom
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    Players: 92/1000 Votes: 8740
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 23 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster!

    Join us and experience the thrill of sibling rivalry gone wrong. Witness the epic battle between a brother, his wife, his sister, and her ex, who we’ll call Lucifer because, well, why not?

    Watch as Lucifer’s pervy ways are exposed, leading to a showdown that will leave you on the edge of your seat. Will the sister stay or will she leave? Will the brother choose loyalty or love? Find out on our server, where every day is a new episode of Minecraft drama!

    So come on down and join the chaos, because on our server, the drama never ends!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SuperpowerSMP: MindReader

    SuperpowerSMP: MindReader
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    Players: 92/500 Votes: 5170
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 8 Chimeras Created: 4
    Villages Defended: 10 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 17 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only superpower you have is the ability to mine diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can actually have superpowers! That’s right, forget about flying or shooting lasers from your eyes, we’re talking about real game-changing abilities like turning all the dirt blocks into cake or summoning a herd of dancing llamas to follow you around.

    Join us on this wild journey where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?). So come on, unleash your inner superhero and show the world what you’re made of on our crazy, chaotic, and completely nonsensical Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyLoveIsland

    BlockyLoveIsland
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    Players: 104/1000 Votes: 8607
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 32 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 18 Magic Items Found: 3193
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8900 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the answer to all your prayers! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

    We have custom-made mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the last player standing gets a lifetime supply of diamond blocks (Disclaimer: we cannot actually provide a lifetime supply of diamond blocks).

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions and lays golden eggs that can be used as currency in our virtual marketplace.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Fragile Crafters: Survivors Unite!

    Fragile Crafters: Survivors Unite!
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    Players: 105/200 Votes: 6847
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 310 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 19 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 8
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin in your minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly you realize, dang, i could use some more friends to play with. well, guess what? this server is the place to be, my dude.

    we got all the cool peeps here, from hardcore builders to redstone geniuses to pvp masters. you’ll never be bored with all the crazy adventures and shenanigans that go down on this server.

    plus, did i mention we have the most epic events and challenges? like, one time we had a giant chicken race where you had to ride a chicken through a maze filled with lava pits and creeper explosions. it was wild, man.

    oh, and get this – we have the most OP custom plugins that will blow your mind. want to fly like a superhero? we got you covered. want to summon a herd of dancing llamas? done and done.

    so, what are you waiting for? come join us on this server and experience the most insane, hilarious, and unforgettable minecraft journey of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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