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SlaveCraft: RichLegislatorz

american history, ANCESTORS, Congressional wealth, economic advantage, education, generational wealth, historical injustice, historical wealth, INEQUALITY, legislative privilege, legislators, net worth, Race, RichLegislatorz, SlaveCraft, slaveholding, Slavery, societal impact, Wealth accumulation, wealth disparity, wealth gap, Wealth Inequality

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6959
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Villages Defended:	5

LOLZ come join our epic Minecraft server where we uncover the scandalous link between slavery and Congressional wealth! Our players whose ancestors owned 16 or more slaves have an average net worth nearly $4 million higher than their colleagues without slaveholding ancestors – talk about a twisted plot twist!

But don’t worry, our server is all about fun and games as we build, mine, and explore together. Plus, we have special events where you can uncover hidden treasures and secret passages that will make you richer than those shady Congressional ancestors. So come join us and let’s dig into some scandalous fun on our server!

TemptationCraft Minecraft Server

abstain, coping mechanisms, determination, devils playground, discipline, distractions, healthy habits, Idle Hands, mental strength, mindfulness, Minecraft, Nofappers, personal growth, positive habits, resilience, self improvement, self-control, Server, support system, temptation, TemptationCraft, urges, Willpower

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3572
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Ores Mined:	973
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Love Letters Sent:	14
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Are you tired of constantly battling the urge to fap while playing Minecraft? Look no further, because on our server, we have a strict nofap policy! That’s right, no more idly hands wandering down south while you’re trying to build your dream castle.

Join us and experience the thrill of resisting temptation while mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers. Our players have reported increased focus, determination, and a newfound appreciation for the blocky world of Minecraft.

So come on, join us and show that you have the willpower to resist the devil’s playground of fapping while playing on our server. Who knows, you might even unlock secret powers and abilities from your newfound self-control. Don’t miss out on this unique gaming experience!

LPBGaming: Louisiana Parole Board General 2 – Minecraft SMP Madness

#youtube, begging, Board, controversial, crime, criminal, discrimination, Freed, general, Hearing, inmates, Justice, killing, Louisiana, LPBGaming, madness, Minecraft, niggers, parole, parole board, Prison, Racial, Release, smp, System, Video, watch

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9855
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Towns Built:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have niggers begging to be freed from prison after committing heinous crimes like killing people! It’s like a real-life drama playing out in the virtual world of Minecraft. Join us for the chaos and mayhem, and who knows, you might even witness a daring prison break or a wild chase through the pixelated streets. So come on, join us and experience the thrill of the unexpected on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

NoPeekyCraft Minecraft Server

anger, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, decision, ex owners, House, Minecraft, neighbours, NoPeekyCraft, ownership, past homeowners, privacy, Property, Respect, Server, strangers, Tour, UNCOMFORTABLE, Visit, YARD

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4564
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	62
Enchantments Applied:	94	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can explore houses and yards without any awkward encounters with angry neighbors and their long-lost daughters! Join us for a wild adventure filled with unexpected visits from previous homeowners and their entourage of disgruntled offspring. Who knows what kind of drama you’ll stumble upon as you navigate through virtual landscapes and try to avoid letting strangers into your pixelated abode. Don’t be the asshole who denies entry to curious visitors, join our server and let the chaos unfold in the most hilarious way possible!

SisGotExposedLOL

aita, ashamed, attitude, Betrayed, Bisexual, CONSERVATIVE, Dangerous, Doctor, family, FIX, Girlfriend, love, Mysterious, Niece, relationship, secret life, serious, SisGotExposedLOL, sister, Telling, Traitor, Twisted

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7360
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	11	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Crops Grown:	9391	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is the name of the game! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through relationships more complicated than redstone contraptions.

Looking for a server where secrets are spilled faster than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our players are experts at stirring up drama, just like Chloe’s conservative parents when they found out about her girlfriend Olivia.

But don’t worry, we’ve got your back just like Chloe’s uncle who stood up for her love. Join us and you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re building epic structures or navigating through family feuds.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrill of scandalous secrets and unexpected twists at every turn. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got drama like this?

AncestorAntics Minecraft SMP

AncestorAntics, ANCESTORS, ancestors’ journey, ancestral anecdotes, ancestral memories, ancestral tales, distant relatives, familial connections, familial legends, family history, family lore, family traditions, folklore, Genealogy, heritage, Legacy, Minecraft, oral history, passed down, Roots, smp, storytelling

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1877
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Void Armor Forged:	13	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Void Gems Collected:	20	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where your ancestors come to life and help you mine diamonds! That’s right, your great-great-great-grandma Ethel will be there cheering you on as you dig deep into the earth. And don’t even get us started on your crazy uncle Bob, who will trade you emeralds for his famous homemade pickles. So come join us for a wild ride through history and Minecraft shenanigans!

ShowstopperCraft

Audience, Beginning, Characters, Climax, Decline, Disappointment, ending, Entertainment, Expectations, letdown, Plot, Quality, Ratings, resolution, reviews, series, ShowstopperCraft, storytelling, television, tv shows, viewership

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8057
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	120	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Are you tired of joining Minecraft servers that promise a thrilling adventure but end up being a total snoozefest? Look no further, because our server is like that show you started watching and thought was amazing, only to be utterly disappointed by the lackluster ending. But fear not, because on our server, the journey is just as wild and unpredictable as a soap opera plot twist!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your dream castle, only to have it raided by a band of mischievous llamas. Or embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword, only to discover it’s been hidden in a secret chest guarded by a horde of dancing zombies.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the rollercoaster ride of a lifetime? Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a memorable experience)!

BridgeWars Minecraft Server

aggression, Bridges, BridgeWars, Conflict, Destruction, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Geopolitics, Infrastructure, international relations, Military, Minecraft, ongoing conflict, Politics, ReBuilding, Reconstruction, russia, sabotage, sanctions, Server, Tension, Ukraine, War

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9789
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Meteorites Collected:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2

come join our server, where ukraine and russia are having a bridge-building battle in minecraft! ukraine keeps blowing up the bridges that russia builds, and russia just keeps trying to replace them. it’s a never-ending cycle of destruction and construction, and you can be a part of the chaos! come build bridges, blow them up, or just watch the madness unfold. join now for a wild ride of epic proportions!

KremlinCraft: KurskKonfusion

Disinformation, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global conflict, information warfare, international relations, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, Kursk incursion, KurskKonfusion, Media influence, military aggression, political manipulation, political strategy, Propaganda, psychological warfare, public perception, russia, Russian government, Strategic messaging, Ukraine, War Tactics

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	158
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Animals Bred:	92	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1067
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Mythical Swords Crafted:	45	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

so, like, u know how the Kremlin is all like, “hey Russians, let’s just pretend that whole Kursk thing in Ukraine is totally cool and normal”? well, forget all that nonsense and come join our epic Minecraft server instead! why deal with political drama when u can be building epic castles and fighting dragons in a virtual world, amirite? plus, we have this crazy story about how the creepers in our server are actually secret agents sent by the Kremlin to spy on us, but don’t worry, we have a team of elite players ready to take them down! so come join us and let’s show those sneaky creepers who’s boss! #minecraft4life #downwiththekremlin

BreastplateCraft

accessories, attire, BreastplateCraft, breasts, Buttons.., clothing, custom suits, designers, fashion, formalwear, jackets, lapels, Men’s suits, Menswear, pockets, sleeves, Style, tailoring, tailors, trousers, Wardrobe

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8013
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Villages Defended:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Star Shards Collected:	292
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

so, like, you ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where the men’s suits have, like, a bunch of breasts? well, you’re in luck cuz on this server, the more breasts a suit has, the more powerful it is! imagine running around in a suit with, like, 10 breasts, just dominating all the other players. it’s wild, man.

but that’s not all, oh no. on this server, we have a secret underground society of chickens who have learned how to fly. they swoop down and steal your diamonds when you least expect it. it’s chaos, but it’s also hilarious to watch.

if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s, like, totally bonkers and will keep you on your toes, then you gotta join us. who knows what other crazy surprises are waiting for you in this wacky world. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and experience the madness for yourself!