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No. 927351482 Minecraft SMP Anonymous

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7120
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1793	Towns Built:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	869179
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens and the creepers do the macarena before exploding!

Our server is so insane, we once had a player build a rollercoaster made entirely out of diamond blocks! And don’t even get me started on the time we had a zombie apocalypse event where players had to fend off hordes of the undead with nothing but a carrot on a stick!

If you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few laws of physics), then come join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get up to next!

Sukuna’s Magic Realm Minecraft Server

Anime, card game, collectible card game, cursed object, cursed spirit, dark magic, Demon, FANTASY, If Sukuna was a magic card, jujutsu kaisen, Magic, magic card, Manga, Minecraft, Powers, Realm, Server, Shaman, shikigami, Sorcerer, sukuna, SUKUNAS, Supernatural, TCG, yuji itadori

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4824
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Imagine if Sukuna from Jujutsu Kaisen was a magic card in Minecraft… well, on our server, he is! Join us and battle it out with Sukuna himself, who will try to steal your diamonds and challenge you to epic PvP battles.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon while riding a pig, you’ll unlock the ability to fly without wings!

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, try your luck at our custom-made parkour courses that will test your skills and patience. Just be warned, falling into the lava pit will send you straight to the Nether where you’ll have to fight off zombie pigmen with nothing but a wooden sword.

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other! Who knows, you might even run into Sukuna himself and challenge him to a dance-off… or a duel to the death.

ExcuseMeImCrafting Minecraft SMP

balancing work and personal life, Comedy Show, emergency, EXCUSE, ExcuseMeImCrafting, Girlfriend, last minute, leave work early, Minecraft, new job, Obligations, Prioritizing, short notice, sick, smp, social event, TICKETS, Time management, time off, unexpected event, work commitment, work flexibility, work-life balance

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4874
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	470
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Looking for a legit excuse to leave work early? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect reason to ditch work and dive into a world of blocky madness!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building insane structures, battling mythical creatures, and exploring endless realms filled with treasure and danger.

Need a reason to join? How about this: rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground city filled with diamonds and gold. But be warned, only the bravest and most skilled players can uncover its hidden treasures.

So why waste your time at work when you could be embarking on epic quests and forming alliances with fellow gamers? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate block master!

StiffedCraft: WIBTAH Wax Ladies

Brazilian wax, customer service, Disrespect, employment, intimate waxing, ladies, loyalty, new waxer, personal grooming, Petty, Restaurant, salon, Server, service industry, Sour Taste, stiffed, StiffedCraft, tip percentage, Tipping, wax, wax lady, waxing, WIBTAH

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1358
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Void Armor Forged:	29
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23

Looking for a new Minecraft server? Look no further! Our server is like getting a Brazilian wax – intimate and exciting! Join us and leave a good tip of fun and craziness!

Imagine this: you’ve been mining and crafting with us for years, leaving behind a trail of diamonds and laughs. But then, one day, you stumble upon a new server that leaves you with only 7% of the fun you used to have. That’s just disrespectful!

Don’t be an asshole, join our server where the only thing getting waxed is our sense of humor. Leave behind the old and embrace the new, where the blocks are always hot and the tips are always generous. Come on, don’t be shy – join us today and let the fun begin!

AliveAndCrafty Minecraft SMP

achieving goals, AliveAndCrafty, appreciating beauty, emotional well being, enjoying life, experiencing joy, finding happiness, finding meaning, living fully, Making A Difference, mental health, Minecraft, overcoming challenges, personal growth, physical health, purpose in life, pursuing passions, reasons for living, relationships, Self Discovery, smp, spiritual fulfillment

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5870
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Chimeras Created:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Are you tired of living in the boring real world where you have to pay bills and adult responsibilities? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where you can escape all that nonsense and live in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs, explore hidden dungeons filled with diamond-encrusted llamas, and participate in our weekly llama fashion show where the winner gets a crown made out of enchanted golden carrots.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Taco Tuesday, where every block is made of delicious tacos and the only way to survive is by eating your way out. Plus, every new player gets a pet panda that can fly and shoot laser beams from its eyes.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

ProcrastinationCraft

Decision making, delayed tasks, efficiency, goal-setting, organization, Prioritization, procrastination, ProcrastinationCraft, productivity, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-discipline, task avoidance, task completion, task management, task prioritization, time allocation, time awareness, Time management, time perception, work habits

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	792
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dimension Hops:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Potions Brewed:	174

Are you tired of procrastinating on your tasks in real life? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and procrastinate on virtual tasks instead!

Our server is filled with so many distractions and fun activities that you’ll forget all about your real-life responsibilities. Need to clean your room? Nah, build a castle instead! Forgot to do your homework? Don’t worry, you can mine for diamonds all day long!

Join us and let your procrastination reach new levels of epicness. Who needs to adult when you can play Minecraft all day?

SlobberCraft Minecraft Server

adult content, Blowjob, Commission, Cum, Daphne, deep throat, Discord, email, Erotica, explicit, fanfiction, gagging, hentai, Lesbian, Minecraft, oral sex, payment, saliva, Server, SlobberCraft, throat fuck, velma, Velma and Daphne

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8792
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, it’ll make Velma’s head spin like a propeller! Join us for the most epic adventures and build your own world where anything is possible.

Just like Daphne and Velma, our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists. You never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into with our wacky community. And hey, if you’re into commissioning stories like the one above, we got you covered! For just $9 per 1,000 words, you can have your wildest fantasies brought to life by our talented storytellers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Just remember, PayPal only – we don’t accept Scooby Snacks as payment.

SMP Shenanigans: Serbia Edition – Minecraft SMP

anger, BALKANS, Conflict, Diplomacy, discrimination, eastern europe, Edition, ethnic tensions, Europe, Genocide, hate, History, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, kosovo, Minecraft, nationalism, peace negotiations, Political, protest, Serbia, Shenanigans, smp, War

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5347
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to shake things up! Join us if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of insanity.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Don’t ask how they got there, just enjoy the show. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a giant roller coaster that takes you on a thrilling journey through a lava-filled volcano. It’s like Disneyland, but with more explosions.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a poultry ruler who wears a crown made of golden feathers and commands an army of chicken minions. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking potato. Sounds crazy, right? That’s because it is.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a truly unforgettable experience. Just remember one thing: FUCK SERBIA!

NoSisNoSittingWeek

Babysitting, busy life, Commitment, Disappointment, errands, family, flexibility, Guilt, Help, me time, new mom, Niece, NoSisNoSittingWeek, overextending, personal commitments, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, selfish, social life, Support, workload

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9779
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Emeralds Found:	8484
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Are you tired of feeling guilty for not wanting to babysit your sister’s little one every week? Do you want to avoid being called selfish for wanting to maintain your own sanity? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join our server and escape the pressures of real life responsibilities. Instead of changing diapers and dealing with tantrums, you can build your own virtual world where the only crying you’ll hear is from your fellow players who can’t beat your epic creations.

Forget about feeling guilty – on our server, the only thing you’ll feel is pure joy as you explore endless possibilities and make new friends who understand the struggle of balancing family obligations with personal time.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to babysitting drama forever! Trust us, your niece will thank you for it (even if she doesn’t know it).

CharactActorCraft

Actor, Beloved, career, Casting, CharactActorCraft, Character, Entertainment, FAMOUS, film, iconic, memorable, on-screen, Performance, Personality, portrayal, Role, stereotype, talent, television, typecast, unforgettable

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9213
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	482	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	8001
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	240

Picture this: you’re wandering through the pixelated lands of our Minecraft server when suddenly you stumble upon a player who looks EXACTLY like a famous actor. But not just any actor, oh no. This player IS that actor, in all their glory. You can only see them as the iconic character they played, whether it’s a swashbuckling pirate, a wizard with a lightning scar, or a talking raccoon with a penchant for thievery. Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where the lines between reality and fiction are hilariously blurred. Who knows, you might even run into a player who looks suspiciously like a certain actor who always plays a lovable goofball. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the wacky adventures begin!

CraftyKorean4DayWeek

2025, 4-day workweek, CraftyKorean4DayWeek, Economy, employee benefits, employment, flexible schedule, government policy, innovation, Korea, labor laws, labor market, productivity, social experiment, south korea, Time management, work culture, work hours, work schedule, work-life balance, workweek.

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9391
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Holy Grails Found:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	307	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Love Letters Sent:	6

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server, cuz like, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha-cha slide. one time, a player found a diamond the size of their head and used it as a hat. we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers breakdance and the skeletons do the macarena. it’s lit, fam. come join the fun before the llamas take over and make everyone wear sombreros. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride.