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| Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 4584 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 174 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 15 | New Chunks Explored: | 385037 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 16 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 11 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 7 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard me right! Our server is so wild and wacky, you’ll never want to leave.
Join us for epic battles against zombie hordes led by a chicken in a top hat, or participate in our weekly llama races where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this crazy adventure and see just how bonkers Minecraft can truly be. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just ask Amanda, she’s been living in a house made entirely of TNT for weeks and she’s loving every minute of it.
