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| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 7561 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 13 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 37 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 73 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is NASTY in all the best ways!
Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, build giant statues of llamas wearing top hats, and participate in epic llama races where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond blocks (Disclaimer: lifetime supply may only last 5 minutes).
Our server is so wild that creepers are afraid to explode, skeletons have dance battles instead of shooting arrows, and zombies have been known to break out into spontaneous musical numbers.
So come on down to our server and join the chaos! Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your llama-loving heart stolen.
