no.59 Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyStepSisNoSorry

Apology, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CraftyStepSisNoSorry, Emotional healing, emotional response, Emotional support, Empathy, family drama, family dynamics, family gatherings, family relationships, family tensions, infertility, personal boundaries, pregnancy announcement, self-care, sensitivity, step-family, Understanding

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8973
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Meteorites Collected:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the drama of family dynamics? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with emotional rollercoasters and unexpected twists!

Our server is like a dysfunctional family gathering, but with blocks and creepers instead of relatives. Experience the thrill of navigating through complicated relationships and unresolved tensions while building your dream world.

Forget about boring old family drama, join us for a virtual adventure where you can escape reality and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that matters is crafting and surviving. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where you can be yourself without having to apologize for being emotional. Who knows, you might even find some virtual family members who understand your struggles better than your real ones!

Addicted2Minecraft SMP

Addicted2Minecraft, addiction, addiction consequences, addiction recovery, addiction recovery journey, addiction recovery resources, addiction support, addiction therapy, addiction treatment, emotional well being, harmful habits, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, Mental well-being, negative impact, physical health, self-destructive behavior, smp, substance abuse, unhealthy coping mechanisms

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5427
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Are you addicted to Minecraft? Well, have we got the perfect SMP for you! Join our server and say goodbye to all your real-life problems because here, the only addiction you’ll have is to building epic structures and battling creepers.

Our server is so addictive that players have reported losing track of time and forgetting to eat or sleep. But hey, who needs food and rest when you’re busy mining diamonds and fighting off zombies, am I right?

Join us and become part of a community where obsidian is the new currency and diamond armor is the new fashion statement. Trust us, once you start playing on our server, you’ll never want to log off. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the addiction begin!

MineHabitz: DailyCrafts

Consistency, daily practice, daily routine, DailyCrafts, Happiness, healthy habit, healthy lifestyle, life improvement, mindfulness, MineHabitz, personal growth, Positive Change, positive habits, positive impact, productivity, Routine, self improvement, self-care, self-discipline, small habit, success, well-being

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	964
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old routine? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. We have enchanted diamonds raining from the sky, pigs that can fly, and a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Plus, every new player gets their very own pet llama that can breakdance on command.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave.

BlockBankRejectsRusPay

Banking, BlockBankRejectsRusPay, Chinese banks, compliance, cross-border payments, diplomatic relations, Economy, finance, financial institutions, financial services, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, money transfers, payments, regulations, restrictions, russia, sanctions, Trade, Transactions

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4725
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	97
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Potions Brewed:	93	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Endless Night Skies:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Zombie Dances:	3

So, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join, man. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was a Minecraft player who joined this server and found a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds. But that’s not all, oh no. The player also discovered a hidden portal that led to a land full of unicorns and rainbows. Can you believe it? And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that nearly all Chinese banks are refusing to process payments from Russia. Yeah, crazy, right? So come on, join the fun and adventure on this epic Minecraft server. You won’t regret it, bro.

The Not-So-Cozy Dumpster Fire Server: No Vanilla, All Chaos! 21+ only, with rainbows and bad builders. Notteeth: 1.21

Adult, Adults, Adventure, bad, BUILD, Builders, challenge, Chaos, Community, Competition, Creative, design, District, Dumpster, Events, Explore, Fire, Friends, Goal, Haven, INCLUSIVE, like-minded, Mature, Minecraft, NotSoCozy, Notteeth, passionate, RAINBOWS, respectful, Safe, Server, shopping, smp, Vanilla, vibrant, Warm, Welcoming

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5715
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5

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Welcome to The Cozy Shire: Your New Minecraft Adventure Awaits!

Are you ready to dive into a vibrant, creative Minecraft community? The Cozy Shire is not just another server; it’s a haven for like-minded adults who love to build, explore, and create together. If you’re passionate about Minecraft and want to be part of a warm and welcoming community, we’re excited to meet you!

What We Offer:

Launch Date:	July 28, 2024 🚀
Version:	1.21 Map 🌍
Difficulty:	Hard (For those who like a challenge!) 💪
Fire Spread:	Turned Off 🔥🚫
Pl3xMap:	Keep track of the world in style! 🗺️✨
Discord:	Seamless chat integration with in-game communication 🎙️
LGBTQI+ Friendly:	A safe and inclusive space for everyone 🌈

We’re on the Hunt For:

Adults aged 21 and over (We’re all about mature, respectful interactions) 🧓👩‍🦳
Enthusiasts who want to grow and contribute to our community 🌱💥

**Upcoming Events:**

Ender Dragon fight! 🐉
Shopping District Opening 💸
Nether Hub Design Comp. 🔥
Stronghold Design Comp. 👽

Why Join Us?

Our mission is simple: to build a kind, accepting, and encouraging community where everyone feels at home. The Cozy Shire isn’t just a server; it’s a place to make friends, embark on adventures, and build something amazing together.

Ready to become part of our cozy community? Follow the link to our application form and show us why you’d be a great fit.

List of plugins and datapacks:

Datapacks Installed: (All datapacks are from Vanilla Tweaks)

Silence Mobs
Player Head Drops
More Mob Heads

Plugins Installed:

CoreProtect
DiscordSRV
Chunker

BlockyBantz Minecraft Server

/make /b/ worse again, BlockyBantz, long tail tags, Minecraft, porn, Server

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7037
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	15	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Enchantments Applied:	199
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you want to spice things up and make /b/ look like a walk in the park? Then come join our server, where we’ve taken things to a whole new level of insanity!

Join us for the wildest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Our server is filled with crazy builds, insane mini-games, and a community that will make you question your sanity. Want to build a giant statue of a potato riding a unicorn? Go for it! Want to participate in a PvP battle where everyone is riding pigs armed with diamond swords? We’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most epic treasure hunt you’ll ever experience. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden chest filled with rare items, guarded by a dragon made entirely of cheese. Can you find it and claim the loot for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be warned – once you enter, there’s no turning back. Good luck, and may the memes be ever in your favor!

KneelWhiteBoy Minecraft SMP

BDSM, Domination, fetish, Humiliation, interracial, kneel, KneelWhiteBoy, Minecraft, power dynamics, race play, racial degradation, racial domination, racial dynamics, racial fetish, racial humiliation, racial power play, racial role play, racial stereotypes, racial submission, smp, Submission, white boy, White Supremacy

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4179
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	6752	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that on this server, the diamonds are so plentiful that they literally rain from the sky. And not just any diamonds, but rainbow diamonds that give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes.

But that’s not all! The mobs on this server are no ordinary mobs. They wear top hats and monocles, and they speak in Shakespearean English as they challenge you to epic battles of wit and strength. And if you manage to defeat them, they drop enchanted golden carrots that give you the ability to turn invisible and prank your friends with hilarious shenanigans.

And let’s not forget about the community on this server. They are the most welcoming and hilarious group of players you’ll ever meet. From organizing impromptu dance parties in the town square to building giant statues of llamas wearing sunglasses, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. KNEEL WHITE BOY, for the most epic Minecraft SMP awaits you!

NostalgiaCraft SMP

Childhood, emotional, Fondness, longing, looking back, Memories, Nostalgia, NostalgiaCraft, old times, past, reminiscent, Reminiscing, Retro, sentimental, sentimental journey, sentimentality, smp, Throwback, vintage, wistful, yearning

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9851
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Runes Activated:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Endless Night Skies:	5
Emeralds Found:	4758	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a time machine to your childhood nostalgia! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected twists (like that one time a creeper rode a pig into battle against a horde of zombies). So come on, hop on board and relive those glory days of building dirt houses and punching trees for hours on end. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally fall into a pit of lava, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

SocietyCraft

community breakdown, consumerism, cultural decay, disconnect, environmental degradation, ethical decline, INEQUALITY, lack of compassion, lack of empathy, Loneliness Epidemic, materialism, mental health crisis, modern problems, political polarization, social media addiction, societal issues, SocietyCraft, spiritual emptiness, technology overload, trust deficit, values erosion

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8825
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Emeralds Found:	2533

A Minecraft server where you can escape the mundane reality and dive into a world of pure chaos and hilarity! Join us if you’re tired of adulting and want to unleash your inner child with no judgment. Our server is like a virtual playground on steroids, where you can build epic structures, prank your friends with explosive chickens, and ride pigs into battle against evil zombie hordes. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear waiting for the bravest adventurer to find. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyCanuckWars

ARMS, arms trade, Canada, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCanuckWars, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global security, international law, international relations, military aid, military equipment, military intervention, military support, Ottawa, political decision, Russian territory, Ukraine, weapons supply

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7860
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Crops Grown:	4082	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Magic Items Found:	8587	Divine Spears Created:	16

so like, you know how in Minecraft you can like, totally use all these crazy weapons to fight off mobs and stuff? well, imagine if you could use those weapons in real life! like, Ottawa just confirmed that Ukraine can use Canada-supplied arms on Russian territory!

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of using real-life weapons in a virtual world! Fight off creepers and skeletons with actual guns and missiles!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground base where you can ride on the backs of dragons and battle evil wizards! Plus, every player gets a pet unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its horn!

So come join our server and experience the most epic and insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs reality when you can have this much fun in a virtual world?